- •1. Hi, Teach
- •Is this 304?
- •2. Let It Be a Challenge
- •3. From Miss Barrett’s Letterbox
- •Calvin coolidge high school Maxwell e. Clarke, Principal James j. McHabe, Administrative Assistant
- •4. Intraschool communication
- •5. And Gladly Teche # 1
- •6. No One Down Here
- •7. And Gladly Teche # 2
- •Part II
- •8. From The Calvin Coolidge Clarion
- •9. Those Who Can’t
- •10. Faculty Conference Minutes notes for faculty conference minutes
- •11. Pupil-Load
- •12. A Doze of English
- •13. Enrichment, Etc.
- •Part III
- •14. Persephone
- •15. From Miss Barrett’s Wastebasket
- •In Memory of Those Who Died
- •16. Jj’s Lament
- •17. From the Suggestion Box
- •18. You Still Teaching?
- •19. The Greek Underground
- •Part IV
- •20. Life Situation
- •21. Bulletin Board, Room 304 miss barret's classes
- •Vivian Paine
- •22. A Probing Question
- •Integration
- •23. The Funny Sides
- •24. From the Right-Hand Drawer, Room 304
- •25. A Message to Garcia
- •26. Touch Wounds
- •27. Clarification of Status
- •28. From the Suggestion Box
- •Part VI
- •29. The Road Not Taken
- •30. The Author Tries to Say
- •31. Communication Arts
- •Part VII
- •32. Over the Time-Clock
- •33. Open School
- •34. You’re the Teacher
- •35. Please Do Not Erase
- •36. Integration
- •Part VIII
- •37. Neatly, in Ink
- •38. Unfortunate Incident
- •39. Debits and Credits
- •40. From the Suggestion Box
- •Part IX
- •41. Do You Plan to Indulge in a Turkey?
- •42. I’m Not Cheating, I’m Left-Handed
- •43. As Far As Marks
- •44. Lavatory Escort
- •45. It Has Come to my Attention
- •46. From the Suggestion Box
- •47. My Reading Life
- •48. What Did I Miss?
- •49. Willowdale
- •50. The Lighter Side of Education
- •51. Love Me Back!
- •52. “Teacher for a Day” Day
- •Part XI
- •54. Greetings on Your Illness
- •55. A for Effort
- •56. Ballad
- •57. Dear Sir or Madam
- •Part XII
- •58. Hi, Pupe!
- •Is this 304?
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50. The Lighter Side of Education
TO: all teachers
WITH CHRISTMAS ONLY A WEEK AWAY, THE SEASON'S GAY AND FESTIVE MOOD DESCENDS UPON OUR FACULTY AND STAFF TOMORROW WITH OUR ANNUAL FACULTY FROLIC, "THE COOLIDGE GILBERT & SULLIVAN," WHICH WILL BE THE CULMINATION OF OUR TRADITIONAL "TEACHER FOR A DAY" DAY. I HOPE AND TRUST THAT BOTH THOSE WHO PARTICIPATE AND THOSE WHO DO NOT, JOIN IN THE SPIRIT OF PROPER ENJOYMENT OF THE LIGHTER SIDE OF EDUCATION.
I WELCOME THIS OPPORTUNITY TO OFFER EACH AND ALL OF YOU MY SINCERE AND HEARTFELT WISHES FOR A MERRY YULETIDE AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
MAXWELL E. CLARKE
principal
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TO: the faculty of calvin coolidge high school
dear teacher:
IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY DURING THE XMAS HOLIDAYS, WE STILL HAVE A FEW OPENINGS LEFT IN OUR AGENCY IN THE FIELD OF TUTORING, SELLING, AND ADDRESSING XMAS ENVELOPES. PLEASE READ THE ENCLOSED APPLICATION FORM CAREFULLY; JOBS ARE GOING FAST!
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For Linda Rosen
c/o Miss Barrett's Letterbox—Please forward!!!
Linda!!! Are you financially embarrassed or your fingers turned numb or have you run out of stationery???? Why didn't you answer my RSVP???? You know I can't call you because your Mother listens in on the Ext.!!! Je me porte tres bien et j'espere que vous etes le meme. Vous comprenez ma language???? Voulez vous venir a ma noel party avec Bob? Mes parents ne serons pas dans la maison!!!! Nous voulons avoir un grand temps comme le dernier foi, parce que I got le "stuff", vous me comprenez, pour devenir haut!! N'est pas???? Let me know!!!!
Actions speak louder than words, so I'll sign off.
Roz
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circular # 99b
TOPIC: "TEACHER FOR A DAY" DAY
PLEASE KEEP ALL CIRCULARS ON FILE, IN THEIR ORDER
DECEMBER 18, WHICH IS TOMORROW, HAS BEEN DESIGNATED "TEACHER FOR A DAY" DAY. ONLY THE HIGHEST SERIOUSNESS OF PURPOSE AND EXECUTION WILL BE TOLERATED. ALL DISCIPLINE PROBLEMS ARISING FROM THE LACK OF SERIOUSNESS OF THIS PROGRAM ARE TO BE REFERRED TO MR. McHABE.
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Dear Miss Barrett,
Since I am running for re-election next term, I'm putting this in your letter box. Please enter all my Service Credits on my PRC which is important for votes. They are, to refresh your memory:
President G. O.
Captain Cafeteria Patrol.
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Elevator Squad
G. O. Store Superviser
Vice President Social Club
Secretary Glee Club
and Clarion Booster
Miss Egan said she may give me credit for laying out gauze pads and swabs in the Infirmery each morning but I don't know if she will since pressure of other work prevents me doing so.
The Students Future Choice
Harry A. Kagan
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TO: all teachers
THE TEACHERS' INTEREST COMMITTEE IS PLANNING A GALA LUNCHEON FOR THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE THE XMAS HOLIDAYS, WHEN STUDENTS WILL BE DISMISSED AT NOON. THE COST WILL BE $2.25 PER PERSON, INCLUDING GRATUITIES, WHICH IS THE MOST REASONABLE PRICE WE COULD GET.
PLEASE INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS TO ATTEND BY CHECKING YES OR NO. IF YOU EXPECT TO COME, PLEASE INDICATE YOUR CHOICE BY PLACING A CHECK ON THE LEFT-HAND SIDE OF MEAT OR FISH.
I WILL ATTEND THE GALA LUNCHEON
WILL NOT
SUPREME OF FRESH FRUIT ATTRACTIVELY DECORATED WITH STRAWBERRIES
CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP WITH GOLDEN CROUTONS
CHICKEN PATTY WITH WHITE SAUCE; TENDER GARDEN PEAS
FISH ALTERNATE:
FILLET OF SOLE CRISPLY BROWNED WITH PARSLEY POTATOES, SHOESTRING STRING BEANS
CHOICE OF VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
PETITS FOURS
COFFEE-TEA-MILK
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INTRASCHOOL COMMUNICATION
FROM: 508
TO: 304
Dear Syl—
Your letter-box is crammed to the gills, as usual; I hope I can squeeze this note in!
I'm supposed to lure you out of 304 during the homeroom period today: I promised your cherubs I'd think of something! They want to collect money for your Xmas corsage; it's traditional, and every year every teacher pretends great surprise at receiving it. (The one with the biggest corsage wins!) So be sure to drop in to my room—on some pretext or other.
Tomorrow will be wild! It would be good to fortify ourselves with a double malted after school today, but I know you're meeting with Ferone this afternoon. Let's plan to see each other during the holidays. I'll be pretty much alone, except for a couple of nights, when I am taking some of my kids who have never seen a live play to an off-Broadway production.
I understand tomorrow's Faculty Frolic is live, too!
Bea
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MISS BARRETT,
Alice Blake OF YOUR OFFICIAL CLASS IS OWING THE LIBRARY THE SUM OF 49¢ FOR OVERDUE BOOK OR BOOKS ENTITLED The Idylls of the King BY Alfred Lord Tennyson UNLESS THIS SUM IS PAID AND THE BOOK OR BOOKS RETURNED WITHIN SEVEN DAYS, (HE WILL BE
(SHE
PLACED ON THE LIBRARY BLACKLIST.
Dear Miss Barrett,
Just to make sure I pass here is another Extra
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Credit Myth I remembered! Hero and Liandor poped into my head because I forced myself to remember that Hero is a girl! But the rest of it I don't remember so well so will talk about another Psyche. She was the sister that got left on the shelf when the others got married off but an Orcle told her parents to put her on a Mount top to wait for a husband. One day Cupid came along and became her husband but said she must never look at him! Her sisters told her to take a look and if it's a monster kill it, and if not don't! When she did he was awakened and fled away. After trying to kill herself she came to Venus to be a maiden under her. After doing some tasks she became imortal and had two children. All the other teachers are forced to pass me on, Ha-ha! because I'm outgrowing all my classes so I hope you will too with all these Extras I'm giving you!
Very truely
Lou Martin
Dear Miss Barrett,
I'm collecting money from the kids in Home Room for a Xmas present to send Alice in the hospital and would like your permission to do this. Would you care to join in? I keep thinking how she used to sit right in front of me. We want to get her one of those great big stuff animals on which we'll all autograph our names to show we didn't forget her. A pander or a kangarroo.
Sincerly
Carole Blanca
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