- •I thought for a moment. “I don’t know. If I did, I don’t remember.”
- •I looked out at the Japanese maple. “Nice weather we’re having.”
- •I covered the receiver with my hand and repeated this to Abby.
- •Chapter Two
- •I leaned against the back door. Jane often had an interesting tale to tell, and, thanks to the volume of her voice, it was easy to eavesdrop on her phone calls. Only the odd word or two escaped me.
- •I looked at my mother, who looked pointedly at Karen’s hair.
- •I couldn’t blame Hunter or his drinking for the accident, though both had an effect on the aftermath. If he’d been sober, I’d still be called Frankie.
- •I let him carry on the rest of the way without comment. It felt like my eye had been whacked with a hammer.
- •I watched Marilyn change the IV bag and punch buttons on the various machines.
- •I closed my eyes and tried to think of something clever to say about Oedipus. Nothing came to mind. I checked the window again.
- •I shrugged. “He came stumbling in around midnight and started bugging me. When I told him to leave me alone, he grabbed me from behind, wrapped his arms around my chest, and started squeezing.”
- •I made a wry face. “Oh? And what about your boyfriend, Brad? I assume he’s the reason you’re getting dressed and putting on makeup.”
- •I watched the shaft of moonlight until I fell asleep, sometime after midnight. I dreamed about field corn, and Abby, and my name.
- •I remained where I was. Unless she got up to pinch me—and she’d been known to—I didn’t bother to correct myself.
- •I looked at my mother. “I wish they made seatbelts for mouths,” I said.
- •I should have gone straight over to Susan’s house.
- •I pulled up a chair and sat down next to Nana.
- •I blew the flame out. “Do you want me to let the dog go? I’d be more than happy to let him bite your hand off.”
- •I said, “Louise called, Abby. She said Belvedere’s doing fine. The Rimadyl is already working wonders.”
- •I closed my eyes and pressed my lips against her ear. “I don’t know what to do,” I said softly, not sure I wanted her to hear me.
- •I held her hand for a moment, savoring the sensation. Then I let it go.
- •I chewed the last of my Portobello. Susan ordered dessert, a crème brûlée.
- •I caught my mother’s eye. It was choke, not laugh.
- •I felt myself tensing up. I took a deep breath, willing my muscles to relax. “The guys you’ve dated. Did you do this with any of them?”
- •I laughed. “I’m not early. You’re late. Please note, however, that I didn’t blow the horn. I didn’t even get out and knock.”
- •I pulled the waistband of my underwear down and considered my reflection in the bathroom’s full-length mirror. My hysterectomy scar was still angry and red.
- •I buckled my belt and walked through the door Abby held open for me.
- •I laughed. “It sneaks up on you. Abby and I were watching vh1 the other night. They had some nostalgia show on, and what it was nostalgic for was the eighties.”
- •I hesitated. “I’m afraid she’ll fall into the wrong hands. I caught Jake holding her under the pond with a stick.”
- •I shook my head emphatically. “No way. She’ll have gravy,” I said to the woman with the hairnet, “and so will I.”
- •I nodded, taking a bite of dill pickle. “Yes. People had extra-marital affairs in 1923, just like they do now.”
- •I waited. Whatever I said, I didn’t want to sound shocked. The problem was that I was shocked.
- •I pushed away the plate of half-eaten roast beef and covered it with my napkin.
- •I opened my mouth to say, “What do you mean,” but I knew what she meant.
- •I laughed. “a kind of Stray Cats meets the Talking Heads sort of thing?”
- •I was beginning to feel the effects of a heavy dinner and a good deal of wine, and even though it meant the risk of falling asleep mid-sentence, I wanted to be more comfortable.
- •I refused to meet him at the Brentwood, suggesting instead that we meet for dinner at a Chinese restaurant called the Hang Chow. I told him that my mother and Nana would be coming with me.
- •I stood up. “Hi, Shirley. Please, have a seat.”
- •I nodded. “College. I want to be a professor.”
- •I propped my feet up on the glass-topped coffee table and picked a book from my mother’s library pile. It was Rubyfruit Jungle by Rita Mae Brown. I’d never heard of it.
- •I nodded happily. “I have my mother’s chariot for the evening. It’s at your disposal.”
- •I stepped into the weird hospital elevator with its facing doors and pressed the button for the fourth floor.
- •I made a whooshing sound.
- •I stood there, dumbstruck. Condensation from the glass in my hand dripped down my arm. Jean finished her drink and poured another.
- •I laughed. “You and me both. Tell me, before you left for Yugoslavia, were you seeing anyone?”
- •I nodded dumbly. Susan stepped back. Had I been blind? There had always been someone. I relied on her, I couldn’t live without her, I loved her.
- •I took the doll from her and put it back on the dresser. Across the hall, the bathroom door opened. My mother stood there, holding a curling iron.
- •I picked up a Life magazine and sat next to Abby on the bed. “Can I offer you some reading material? This is all about Jackie Kennedy.”
- •In the personnel office, Edna spoke to a gray-haired woman in gold-rimmed glasses who, according to her nameplate, was Marcella Rockway.
- •I nodded. Abby bristled, and I saw Edna put a hand on her arm.
- •I stared at her in amazement. Nana could be stubborn, but I’d never known her to stand up to my grandfather so firmly that he backed down.
- •I opened my mouth to say I didn’t care what it cost. Abby put her hand on my leg again. She shook her head slightly.
- •I said, “How can you just sit there like you’re attending a second grade piano recital? You’re polite, but you’re bored. You’re waiting for it all to be over.”
- •I sat up. I didn’t want to look at her, and I didn’t want to cry, so I closed my eyes.
- •I took her by the hands and helped her to her feet. “Thanks for the warning, but I’ve made my decision. It’s you, me, and Rosalyn. I just hope she doesn’t hog the covers.”
- •I glanced at the illuminated dial of my watch. “I don’t care about the speeding ticket. Put your foot down.”
- •I hung up the phone. “I’ll just bet,” I said, putting my credit card back into my wallet. Abby came out of the bathroom, a white towel wrapped around her body.
- •Vivian laughed. “What’s your favorite color, Poppy?”
I leaned against the back door. Jane often had an interesting tale to tell, and, thanks to the volume of her voice, it was easy to eavesdrop on her phone calls. Only the odd word or two escaped me.
“Well,” Jane declared, “the new Avon lady just left here. I sent her across the street to Janice’s house in case you needed time to straighten up. She caught me by surprise. I can’t imagine what she must have thought—my kitchen looks like the junk room on the Titanic.”
“I’m sure it was fine, Jane.” My mother glanced around at the collection of disasters that comprised our own kitchen. It was 1979. My father had begun installing green patterned wallboard in 1976. He’d put up two pieces, one on either side of the window, and then stopped. The floor was dirty, the table was covered with newspapers and coffee cups, and the sink was full of dishes. Sensing what was about to happen, I opened the back door.
My mother held up her hand. “Stop,” she said, and then, “No, not you, Jane.”
“I just thought I’d give you a heads up,” Jane went on. “Is Eddie at home?”
“Yes. Why do you ask?”
“Well, let’s just say that this Avon lady is quite a change from Mrs. Orlicki.”
“No mustache?”
Jane laughed. “No mustache, honey, and no babushka. She wouldn’t want to cover up that Farrah Fawcett hair-do. A piece of work, let me tell you—about as trashy as they come. Her name is Karen, but she pronounces it Kar-ahn.”
“Good lord. What’s her story?”
“She wants to be a model. She doesn’t have a prayer—she’s strictly Barbizon and boat show—but she thinks she’s big time. If I were you, I’d send Eddie to the store for a pack of cigarettes or some toilet paper. Men are fools for the peroxide bottle.”
“Hmph,” said my mother. “Thanks for the warning, Jane, but I don’t think I’ll bother. Eddie’s asleep. It would take an earthquake to wake him up. You’d better let me go so I can vacuum.”
“Of course, but call me back with a full report,” Jane insisted.
“Okay.” My mother turned to me as soon as she’d hung up the phone. “You know the drill,” she said. “You pick up the random debris and vacuum the living room. I’ll whip through the kitchen and bathroom. And here,” she picked the cat up off the counter and handed him to me. “Shut Fonzie in your bedroom. He can’t resist the smell of Avon lady. He’ll be up on her lap as soon as she sits down.”
“But Ma,” I objected, “Jack and I are . . .”
“Jack can wait.”
The cat didn’t take kindly to being relocated. Sucking on a freshly bitten finger, I cleared off the coffee table, emptied the ashtray, and kicked my father’s work shoes underneath the sofa. I could hear my mother in the kitchen shoving dirty dishes into the oven. I’d just taken the vacuum cleaner out of the coat closet when she came in carrying a can of pine-scented air freshener.
“What about Dad?” I asked. Lucky Eddie was asleep on the sofa, his feet propped up on the armrest.
“Never mind him,” she said, spraying his feet with the air freshener.
My father sat up. “What the hell . . .”
“Avon lady,” my mother explained. “Your feet smell like dead animals. Why don’t you go sleep in the bed like a human being?”
“Jesus Christ,” said my father, lying back down. “Take her into the kitchen.”
“I was planning to.” The doorbell rang. My mother gave the room at large a generous spray, tossed the can and the unused vacuum back into the closet, and opened the front door.
“Hello. You must be the new Avon lady.”
Karen Rostenkowski looked like she couldn’t decide if she wanted to be a prostitute or the head of General Motors. She wore a beige linen suit and a shiny red halter-top. Her high heels, which were also red, were a shade lighter than the halter-top but darker than the plastic headband that pushed back her blonde, wispy hair. As she stepped through the front door, she trailed a cloud of perfume so strong that it overwhelmed the pine spray. She introduced herself, smiling brightly.
My mother’s answering smile was polite but cool. I’d seen her use it on Avon ladies before, as well as Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses. It said that she was willing to look but that she wouldn’t be doing much buying. “I’m Barbara Koslowski, and this my daughter, Frances.” She gestured apologetically in the direction of my father. “Don’t worry about that body on the sofa. We’ve called the undertaker.”
Lucky Eddie opened one eye and prepared to roll over. Then he caught sight of Karen. He sat bolt upright.
“Sorry, I was just having a little nap there. I work nights.” He stood up and extended his hand. “I’m Eddie,” he oozed, “Eddie Koslowski.”
Ordinarily, my father couldn’t be blasted off the sofa with dynamite. It didn’t matter who knocked on the door—the Girl Scouts, his mother, or a SWAT team—Eddie woke up for no one. He was skilled in the art of interpersonal avoidance.
By the time Karen Rostenkowski arrived on our doorstep, Eddie had long since moved out of my mother’s bedroom and taken up permanent residence in the living room. He came home from work at six o’clock in the morning, kicked off his shoes, and slept on the sofa until five-thirty. Then he ate a TV dinner, took a shower, and went back to work. His routine never varied, and there was never any conversation. Eddie and my mother spoke to one another only when it was absolutely necessary, and, apart from yelling at Jack and me to get the hell out of the house and go play quietly somewhere else, he and I didn’t talk. The man who was now grinning like a fool and enthusiastically pumping the Avon lady’s hand was a stranger to me.