- •I thought for a moment. “I don’t know. If I did, I don’t remember.”
- •I looked out at the Japanese maple. “Nice weather we’re having.”
- •I covered the receiver with my hand and repeated this to Abby.
- •Chapter Two
- •I leaned against the back door. Jane often had an interesting tale to tell, and, thanks to the volume of her voice, it was easy to eavesdrop on her phone calls. Only the odd word or two escaped me.
- •I looked at my mother, who looked pointedly at Karen’s hair.
- •I couldn’t blame Hunter or his drinking for the accident, though both had an effect on the aftermath. If he’d been sober, I’d still be called Frankie.
- •I let him carry on the rest of the way without comment. It felt like my eye had been whacked with a hammer.
- •I watched Marilyn change the IV bag and punch buttons on the various machines.
- •I closed my eyes and tried to think of something clever to say about Oedipus. Nothing came to mind. I checked the window again.
- •I shrugged. “He came stumbling in around midnight and started bugging me. When I told him to leave me alone, he grabbed me from behind, wrapped his arms around my chest, and started squeezing.”
- •I made a wry face. “Oh? And what about your boyfriend, Brad? I assume he’s the reason you’re getting dressed and putting on makeup.”
- •I watched the shaft of moonlight until I fell asleep, sometime after midnight. I dreamed about field corn, and Abby, and my name.
- •I remained where I was. Unless she got up to pinch me—and she’d been known to—I didn’t bother to correct myself.
- •I looked at my mother. “I wish they made seatbelts for mouths,” I said.
- •I should have gone straight over to Susan’s house.
- •I pulled up a chair and sat down next to Nana.
- •I blew the flame out. “Do you want me to let the dog go? I’d be more than happy to let him bite your hand off.”
- •I said, “Louise called, Abby. She said Belvedere’s doing fine. The Rimadyl is already working wonders.”
- •I closed my eyes and pressed my lips against her ear. “I don’t know what to do,” I said softly, not sure I wanted her to hear me.
- •I held her hand for a moment, savoring the sensation. Then I let it go.
- •I chewed the last of my Portobello. Susan ordered dessert, a crème brûlée.
- •I caught my mother’s eye. It was choke, not laugh.
- •I felt myself tensing up. I took a deep breath, willing my muscles to relax. “The guys you’ve dated. Did you do this with any of them?”
- •I laughed. “I’m not early. You’re late. Please note, however, that I didn’t blow the horn. I didn’t even get out and knock.”
- •I pulled the waistband of my underwear down and considered my reflection in the bathroom’s full-length mirror. My hysterectomy scar was still angry and red.
- •I buckled my belt and walked through the door Abby held open for me.
- •I laughed. “It sneaks up on you. Abby and I were watching vh1 the other night. They had some nostalgia show on, and what it was nostalgic for was the eighties.”
- •I hesitated. “I’m afraid she’ll fall into the wrong hands. I caught Jake holding her under the pond with a stick.”
- •I shook my head emphatically. “No way. She’ll have gravy,” I said to the woman with the hairnet, “and so will I.”
- •I nodded, taking a bite of dill pickle. “Yes. People had extra-marital affairs in 1923, just like they do now.”
- •I waited. Whatever I said, I didn’t want to sound shocked. The problem was that I was shocked.
- •I pushed away the plate of half-eaten roast beef and covered it with my napkin.
- •I opened my mouth to say, “What do you mean,” but I knew what she meant.
- •I laughed. “a kind of Stray Cats meets the Talking Heads sort of thing?”
- •I was beginning to feel the effects of a heavy dinner and a good deal of wine, and even though it meant the risk of falling asleep mid-sentence, I wanted to be more comfortable.
- •I refused to meet him at the Brentwood, suggesting instead that we meet for dinner at a Chinese restaurant called the Hang Chow. I told him that my mother and Nana would be coming with me.
- •I stood up. “Hi, Shirley. Please, have a seat.”
- •I nodded. “College. I want to be a professor.”
- •I propped my feet up on the glass-topped coffee table and picked a book from my mother’s library pile. It was Rubyfruit Jungle by Rita Mae Brown. I’d never heard of it.
- •I nodded happily. “I have my mother’s chariot for the evening. It’s at your disposal.”
- •I stepped into the weird hospital elevator with its facing doors and pressed the button for the fourth floor.
- •I made a whooshing sound.
- •I stood there, dumbstruck. Condensation from the glass in my hand dripped down my arm. Jean finished her drink and poured another.
- •I laughed. “You and me both. Tell me, before you left for Yugoslavia, were you seeing anyone?”
- •I nodded dumbly. Susan stepped back. Had I been blind? There had always been someone. I relied on her, I couldn’t live without her, I loved her.
- •I took the doll from her and put it back on the dresser. Across the hall, the bathroom door opened. My mother stood there, holding a curling iron.
- •I picked up a Life magazine and sat next to Abby on the bed. “Can I offer you some reading material? This is all about Jackie Kennedy.”
- •In the personnel office, Edna spoke to a gray-haired woman in gold-rimmed glasses who, according to her nameplate, was Marcella Rockway.
- •I nodded. Abby bristled, and I saw Edna put a hand on her arm.
- •I stared at her in amazement. Nana could be stubborn, but I’d never known her to stand up to my grandfather so firmly that he backed down.
- •I opened my mouth to say I didn’t care what it cost. Abby put her hand on my leg again. She shook her head slightly.
- •I said, “How can you just sit there like you’re attending a second grade piano recital? You’re polite, but you’re bored. You’re waiting for it all to be over.”
- •I sat up. I didn’t want to look at her, and I didn’t want to cry, so I closed my eyes.
- •I took her by the hands and helped her to her feet. “Thanks for the warning, but I’ve made my decision. It’s you, me, and Rosalyn. I just hope she doesn’t hog the covers.”
- •I glanced at the illuminated dial of my watch. “I don’t care about the speeding ticket. Put your foot down.”
- •I hung up the phone. “I’ll just bet,” I said, putting my credit card back into my wallet. Abby came out of the bathroom, a white towel wrapped around her body.
- •Vivian laughed. “What’s your favorite color, Poppy?”
I hesitated. “I’m afraid she’ll fall into the wrong hands. I caught Jake holding her under the pond with a stick.”
She cocked her head to one side and regarded me like a vulture sizing up a carcass. “I told him to drown her,” she said. “Got too many cats around here. Didn’t think he’d mind.”
“I’m sure he didn’t,” I agreed, “but I did.”
“You fixing to take it home with you?”
“I guess I’d better.”
She laughed at that and edged her walker closer to the table. I dropped the kitten into a large cardboard box marked “Bread Rolls.” She scuttled around from side to side, clawing at the cardboard. Miss Agnes handed me a wet wipe and placed her food order.
She pulled her gum out, stuck it on the edge of the plate, and dug in. For a woman with no teeth she managed to eat an astonishing number of chewy foods—a slice of ham, a chicken breast, macaroni salad, and a rock hard biscuit courtesy of Aunt Alice, the kitchen terror. I had a ham sandwich but decided to avoid anything with mayonnaise in it, as the temperature had crept up to ninety degrees.
I pulled a chair up next to great-grandma’s and played with the kitten. On closer inspection, I could see that it was older than I’d thought. It might even have been fully grown, just small and malformed. Its face was long and pointy, and its eyes were crossed.
“Probably retarded,” I said.
“Her mother’s a moron,” Miss Agnes agreed, pronouncing moron with a long O. “Had fourteen litters. I used to drown ’em in a bucket, but they’ve gotten too hard for me to catch.”
“It’s like The Grapes of Wrath out here, isn’t it?” I said.
She laughed.
“You’ve read The Grapes of Wrath?”
“Of course,” she said. “I used to read a lot, before my eyes got too bad. Pearl reads to me now. She reads better than she cooks.”
“It can’t be easy to cook for the blender. What sort of books do you like?”
She pulled the wad of chewing gum off her plate and stuck it back in her mouth. “Some of everything,” she said. “History, romance, biography. We just finished one by Kitty Kelley about Elizabeth Taylor. She was no better than a common whore.”
“I suppose not.”
“Where’s your grandfather? He hasn’t wished me a happy birthday.”
The last time I’d seen Hunter, he was drinking something out of a paper bag. I decided the conversation was too interesting for a pointless lie, so I told her so.
Miss Agnes nodded. “I always said that if I’d been a man, I’d have been a drunk.”
This surprised me. I said, “Why would you have to be a man?”
“Because women always have work to do,” she said.
By five o’clock, only the die-hards remained. Fred, Allard, Oscar, and Howard sat in lawn chairs at the edge of the pond, drinking out in the open now. Linda had taken Jake and Nancy, who looked like she’d been in possession of something a lot harder than pot, back to the Holiday Inn. She informed us that they had tickets to hear the North Carolina Symphony perform Beethoven’s Ninth.
“As if she could tell the difference between the Ninth and a fifth,” my mother hissed. She had finished her Harlequin and was flipping through a battered copy of Chariots of the Gods. “What are you planning to do with that kitten?”
“I thought I’d name her Jezebel.”
“She looks more like Boo Radley.” She reached over and picked the kitten up off my lap. “We might not be able to find an apartment that allows pets.”
I didn’t want to have this conversation with my mother now anymore than I had two weeks ago. “If Jezebel stays out here, you know how she’ll end up, knocked down or knocked up. I’m going to rescue her. I’ll find her a home.”
My mother pursed her lips. “We’ll see. When Fonzie died, I told you that was it. I don’t want to spend the next twenty years cleaning out a litter box.”
“Look at her. Do you think she’ll live to be twenty?”
“You’d be surprised,” my mother said. “I brought a kitten home from this place in 1946. She lived until the year your father and I got married. I’m about ready to go home. Any sign of Hunter?”
“Oh, yeah. He’s right over there, laughing like a hyena.”
“Great.” She looked at her watch. “He’s got till six o’clock. Then, I’m taking us home, and he can stay here with his mother.”
“I don’t want him,” Miss Agnes said. She lowered herself onto the padded wing chair Lucy had transported from the house to act as a birthday throne. “I told Myrtle when she married him that she’d have to keep him.”
Nana pulled up another lawn chair. “I believe your exact words were ‘You’ve made your bed and now you’ll have to lie in it.’ I should’ve taken that as a warning.”
As if on cue, Hunter wandered over.
“Uncle Robert was a sorry son of a bitch,” he said.
“Stop it, Hunter,” my grandmother said.
Miss Agnes stared off into the distance, her hands folded primly on her lap. I thought it was about time for someone to take her home. The mosquito coils had burned down to nothing, and the flies had long since taken over the buffet table.
“He was tighter than a bull’s ass in fly time,” Hunter went on. “A worthless cheating bastard in a shiny two-dollar suit.”
Nana put her head in her hands. I couldn’t tell if she was miserable or just tired. My mother closed her book and retreated to the car.
Hunter flung his head back and wailed, “Why did you do it, mother?”
Jezebel, who’d been asleep in my lap, opened one crossed eye.
“I don’t know what you mean,” Miss Agnes said.
“I saw you through the kitchen window,” Hunter wailed. “Daddy was gone, and I was riding my tricycle on the side porch. I saw you letting Uncle Robert play with your titties.” He knelt beside her chair and ran his hands through his hair several times.
Miss Agnes shook her head. “You’re only saying this to hurt me, Hunter.”
“Uncle Robert, your baby sister’s husband,” he went on mournfully. “You ruined my life. My entire goddamned life. I hope Daddy never knew.”
I looked at my great-grandmother. The titties Uncle Robert had apparently been so fond of were tucked somewhere beneath the waistband of her flowered dress. Had she been good-looking once upon a time? She’d been a redhead, and like as not, the blue eyes weren’t always watery. She wanted Hunter to shut up and stop wrecking her birthday. So did I.
“You should have kept the kittens and drowned him in a bucket,” I said.
She didn’t disagree with me.
Chapter Twenty
Mr. Chisholm, the Vocational Ed teacher, also served as the lunchroom monitor. He didn’t like GT students. He’d written several letters to the Raleigh paper saying that the Magnet program was a waste of taxpayer money. He stopped Abby and me at the doorway to the cafeteria.
“Five per table,” he said, glowering at us. “No more.” The hand he held up to demonstrate this number had only three fingers and half a thumb.
“Those who can’t do, teach,” I whispered to Abby. She laughed so hard she swallowed her gum.
We waited in line for our helpings of Salisbury steak and industrial strength mashed potatoes. A tired woman in a white coat and hairnet slapped the potatoes onto a tray. “Gravy?”
Abby hesitated.
“Go on,” I urged. “You’re holding up the line.”
“Gravy?” the woman asked again.
“Let’s find Dave,” Abby suggested. “His dad owns the Hardee’s on New Bern Avenue. Maybe he’ll extend us some credit.”