- •I thought for a moment. “I don’t know. If I did, I don’t remember.”
- •I looked out at the Japanese maple. “Nice weather we’re having.”
- •I covered the receiver with my hand and repeated this to Abby.
- •Chapter Two
- •I leaned against the back door. Jane often had an interesting tale to tell, and, thanks to the volume of her voice, it was easy to eavesdrop on her phone calls. Only the odd word or two escaped me.
- •I looked at my mother, who looked pointedly at Karen’s hair.
- •I couldn’t blame Hunter or his drinking for the accident, though both had an effect on the aftermath. If he’d been sober, I’d still be called Frankie.
- •I let him carry on the rest of the way without comment. It felt like my eye had been whacked with a hammer.
- •I watched Marilyn change the IV bag and punch buttons on the various machines.
- •I closed my eyes and tried to think of something clever to say about Oedipus. Nothing came to mind. I checked the window again.
- •I shrugged. “He came stumbling in around midnight and started bugging me. When I told him to leave me alone, he grabbed me from behind, wrapped his arms around my chest, and started squeezing.”
- •I made a wry face. “Oh? And what about your boyfriend, Brad? I assume he’s the reason you’re getting dressed and putting on makeup.”
- •I watched the shaft of moonlight until I fell asleep, sometime after midnight. I dreamed about field corn, and Abby, and my name.
- •I remained where I was. Unless she got up to pinch me—and she’d been known to—I didn’t bother to correct myself.
- •I looked at my mother. “I wish they made seatbelts for mouths,” I said.
- •I should have gone straight over to Susan’s house.
- •I pulled up a chair and sat down next to Nana.
- •I blew the flame out. “Do you want me to let the dog go? I’d be more than happy to let him bite your hand off.”
- •I said, “Louise called, Abby. She said Belvedere’s doing fine. The Rimadyl is already working wonders.”
- •I closed my eyes and pressed my lips against her ear. “I don’t know what to do,” I said softly, not sure I wanted her to hear me.
- •I held her hand for a moment, savoring the sensation. Then I let it go.
- •I chewed the last of my Portobello. Susan ordered dessert, a crème brûlée.
- •I caught my mother’s eye. It was choke, not laugh.
- •I felt myself tensing up. I took a deep breath, willing my muscles to relax. “The guys you’ve dated. Did you do this with any of them?”
- •I laughed. “I’m not early. You’re late. Please note, however, that I didn’t blow the horn. I didn’t even get out and knock.”
- •I pulled the waistband of my underwear down and considered my reflection in the bathroom’s full-length mirror. My hysterectomy scar was still angry and red.
- •I buckled my belt and walked through the door Abby held open for me.
- •I laughed. “It sneaks up on you. Abby and I were watching vh1 the other night. They had some nostalgia show on, and what it was nostalgic for was the eighties.”
- •I hesitated. “I’m afraid she’ll fall into the wrong hands. I caught Jake holding her under the pond with a stick.”
- •I shook my head emphatically. “No way. She’ll have gravy,” I said to the woman with the hairnet, “and so will I.”
- •I nodded, taking a bite of dill pickle. “Yes. People had extra-marital affairs in 1923, just like they do now.”
- •I waited. Whatever I said, I didn’t want to sound shocked. The problem was that I was shocked.
- •I pushed away the plate of half-eaten roast beef and covered it with my napkin.
- •I opened my mouth to say, “What do you mean,” but I knew what she meant.
- •I laughed. “a kind of Stray Cats meets the Talking Heads sort of thing?”
- •I was beginning to feel the effects of a heavy dinner and a good deal of wine, and even though it meant the risk of falling asleep mid-sentence, I wanted to be more comfortable.
- •I refused to meet him at the Brentwood, suggesting instead that we meet for dinner at a Chinese restaurant called the Hang Chow. I told him that my mother and Nana would be coming with me.
- •I stood up. “Hi, Shirley. Please, have a seat.”
- •I nodded. “College. I want to be a professor.”
- •I propped my feet up on the glass-topped coffee table and picked a book from my mother’s library pile. It was Rubyfruit Jungle by Rita Mae Brown. I’d never heard of it.
- •I nodded happily. “I have my mother’s chariot for the evening. It’s at your disposal.”
- •I stepped into the weird hospital elevator with its facing doors and pressed the button for the fourth floor.
- •I made a whooshing sound.
- •I stood there, dumbstruck. Condensation from the glass in my hand dripped down my arm. Jean finished her drink and poured another.
- •I laughed. “You and me both. Tell me, before you left for Yugoslavia, were you seeing anyone?”
- •I nodded dumbly. Susan stepped back. Had I been blind? There had always been someone. I relied on her, I couldn’t live without her, I loved her.
- •I took the doll from her and put it back on the dresser. Across the hall, the bathroom door opened. My mother stood there, holding a curling iron.
- •I picked up a Life magazine and sat next to Abby on the bed. “Can I offer you some reading material? This is all about Jackie Kennedy.”
- •In the personnel office, Edna spoke to a gray-haired woman in gold-rimmed glasses who, according to her nameplate, was Marcella Rockway.
- •I nodded. Abby bristled, and I saw Edna put a hand on her arm.
- •I stared at her in amazement. Nana could be stubborn, but I’d never known her to stand up to my grandfather so firmly that he backed down.
- •I opened my mouth to say I didn’t care what it cost. Abby put her hand on my leg again. She shook her head slightly.
- •I said, “How can you just sit there like you’re attending a second grade piano recital? You’re polite, but you’re bored. You’re waiting for it all to be over.”
- •I sat up. I didn’t want to look at her, and I didn’t want to cry, so I closed my eyes.
- •I took her by the hands and helped her to her feet. “Thanks for the warning, but I’ve made my decision. It’s you, me, and Rosalyn. I just hope she doesn’t hog the covers.”
- •I glanced at the illuminated dial of my watch. “I don’t care about the speeding ticket. Put your foot down.”
- •I hung up the phone. “I’ll just bet,” I said, putting my credit card back into my wallet. Abby came out of the bathroom, a white towel wrapped around her body.
- •Vivian laughed. “What’s your favorite color, Poppy?”
I nodded. “College. I want to be a professor.”
“I always thought I’d make a good highway patrolman,” he said. “A motorcycle cop. They like tall guys for that job. I passed the height test.”
“What happened?” Shirley asked.
“Too smart on the aptitude test,” he said. “I’d have had to go in at a higher rank than usual. The cops’ union didn’t like that.”
Shirley looked as if she really believed him. Jack grinned at me. I looked into my teacup to keep from laughing. My mother glowered, and Nana came to our rescue.
“So you’re going to be a sailor,” she said, patting Jack’s arm. “All the nice girls love a sailor!”
“A marine,” Jack replied. “Not a sailor.”
“A marine,” Nana pondered. “I don’t know how the girls feel about them. Poppy, how do you feel about marines?”
That wiped the smile from my face. Jack looked away, and I felt the blush begin in my cheeks and creep down to my neck. It was then that my mother spoke up for the first time since we’d ordered dinner.
“When I was a girl,” she said, “we called Marines jar-heads. No offense, Jack.”
“None taken.”
“Now,” she continued, “does anyone mind if I finish the General Tso’s chicken? It’s hard work listening to bullshit. It makes me hungry.”
Chapter Twenty-Three
Hunter came home at three o’clock that night, three sheets to the wind. It was no surprise. He’d been displaying all the usual signs of an impending binge. That morning, none of us could do anything right. When my mother failed to laugh at one of his jokes, he said she was a Friday fart at a Saturday market. Nana, he accused, was buzzing around like a fart in a windstorm, and for no reason that I could discern, he called me a dried apple fart. He said we all drove him crazy. I said that was because he was a miserable old fart himself. That did it—I’d summoned the devil. A crack, a sizzle, a whiff of bourbon, and he was off.
I had time to lock Maurice in my bedroom before Hunter stomped back in, a six-pack in one hand and a can of tomato juice in the other. It was going to be a long night. Hunter diluted his beer when he wanted to stay drunk but not pass out.
“He doesn’t know shit from Shinola,” he muttered. He got a glass from the kitchen and flopped himself onto a dining room chair. “The sorry son of a bitch. Thirty-four thousand goddamn dollars.”
Nana sat yawning in the rocking chair. I sat yawning on the sofa. My mother had long since gone to bed. Hunter poured himself a beer and tomato juice and stared at the glass as if it were about to spew forth some oracular wisdom.
“Sorry,” he said again. “Sorry son of a bitch.”
According to time-honored family practice, it was my job to ask him who the sorry son of a bitch was. Instead, I kept mum. I thought about Susan and my pending escape. She’d assured me that the woman at the Cat’s Cradle was just a friend. She seemed pleased that I’d been jealous and was inclined to tease me about it. I didn’t mind. I took the reassurance at face value. We had a real relationship, something that would continue into the future, something that would last. We’d be together, no matter what. Hunter had to repeat himself twice more before I finally said, “All right, who in the hell are you talking about?”
He frowned at me and took a sip of his drink. The new drapes on the window behind him were ugly, but they were fireproof. I wondered idly if flame-retardant had to mean beige.
“Larry Wisniewski,” he said. “That’s who.”
“Wisniewski?”
“Wisniewski-ski,” he stuttered deliberately. “Another goddamn Polack. We’ve got a plague of Polacks, don’t you know? They fall from the sky like shit-brown rain.”
“It’s raining shit and Polacks,” I agreed, looking at my watch. “You missed dinner with Lucky Eddie and his new squeeze.”
“His what?”
“He brought his girlfriend with him. Shirley Chantrell. They met in Parents without Partners.”
“Chantrell,” he said, as if testing the name for flavor. “Chantrell, hell. Parents without what?”
“Partners. I’m guessing they didn’t have a chapter of Parents without Children, so he had to join this other group. Jack said he did it to pick up chicks.”
“Chicks,” Hunter replied. “More like chicken shits. Ha! You hear that? Chicken shits.” He laughed, and unless I laughed too, he was bound to repeat the punch line.
“Ha-ha,” I said. “What’s the problem with Larry Wisniewski?”
Hunter fixed me with a glassy stare. “He makes six thousand dollars a year more than I do, that’s what’s wrong. That sorry son of a bitch. Where’s Eddie staying with this Parents without Pussy?”
“The Brentwood. How do you know Larry makes more money?”
“Why’s he staying at the goddamn Brentwood?”
“Because he can’t stay here. How do you know Larry makes more money?”
“Fred saw his goddamn paycheck, that’s how. I’d sleep in a goddamned ditch before I slept at the fucking Brentwood. There’s no telling what’s in those sheets.”
“How do you know they have sheets?” I didn’t bother to ask how Fred had gotten hold of someone else’s paycheck. Found it, no doubt. He was probably out trying to cash it.
My grandfather dropped the subject of Lucky Eddie for the time being. “I trained that son of a bitch, Wisniewski-ski. He didn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground. I taught him, and they pay him five hundred dollars a month more than they pay me. I’ve been there forty years, since 1944.” He waved four fingers in the air for emphasis. “Since 1944, and they piss in my goddamn face.”