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The Legacy and Other Stories (Завещание и другие рассказы). Учебное пособие для студентов бакалавров, изучающих английский язык (второй год обучения),

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John Kendrick Bangs

Thetroublewith HarrowbyHall was thatit was ,what was worse, the ghost did not content itself with merely appearing atthebedsideoftheafictedpersonwhosawit,butpersistedinre mainingthereforonemortalhourbeforeitwoulddisappear.
ItneverappearedexceptonChristmaseve,andthenastheclock wasstrikingtwelve,inwhichrespectalonewasitlackinginthatorigi nalitywhichinthesedaysisasinequanonofsuccessinspectrallife. TheownersofHarrowbyHallhaddonetheirutmosttoridthemselves oftheandladywhoroseupoutofthebestbedroomoor atmidnight,butwithoutavail.Theyhadtriedstoppingtheclock,so thattheghost would notknowwhen itwasmidnight;but shemade herappearancejustthesame,withthatfearfulmiasmaticpersonality ofhers,andthereshewouldstanduntileverythingaboutherwastho roughly.
ThentheownersofHarrowbyHallcalkedupeverycrackintheoor withtheverybestqualityofhemp,andoverthiswereplacedlayersoftar andcanvas;thewallsweremadewaterproof,andthedoorsandwindows likewise,theproprietorshavingconceivedthenotionthattheunexorcised ladywouldnditdifculttoleakintotheroomafterthese ;buteventhisdidnotsufce.ThefollowingChristmas eve she appeared as promptly as before, and frightened the occupant oftheroomquiteoutofhissensesbysittingdownalongsideofhimand gazing withher cavernous blue eyes into his; andhe noticed, too, that inher long, aqueouslybony ngers bitsof dripping  were en twined,theendshangingdown,andtheseendsshedrewacrosshisfore headuntilhebecamelikeoneinsane.Andthenhe,and wasfoundinhisbedthenextmorningbyhishost,simply saturatedwithseawaterandfright,fromthecombinedeffectsofwhichhe neverrecovered,dyingfouryearslaterofpneumoniaandnervousprostra tionattheageofseventyeight.
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The next year the master of Harrowby Hall decided not to have thebest sparebedroom opened atall, thinkingthat perhapsthe ghost’s thirst for making herself disagreeable would be satised by haunting thefurniture, but the plan wasas unavailingas the manythat hadpre cededit.
Theghost appearedas usualin theroom —that is, it was sup posedshedid,forthehangingsweredrippingwetthenextmorning, andintheparlorbelowthehauntedroomagreatdampspotappeared ontheceiling.Findingnoonethere,sheimmediatelysetouttolearn the reason why, and she chose none other to haunt than the owner oftheHarrowbyhimself.Shefoundhiminhisowncozyroomdrin kingwhiskey—whiskeyundiluted—andfelicitatinghimselfupon havingfoiled herghostship, when allof asudden thecurl wentout ofhishair,hiswhiskeybottlelledandoverowed,andhewashim selfinaconditionsimilartothatofamanwhohasfallenintoawater butt.Whenherecoveredfromtheshock,whichwasapainfulone,he sawbeforehimtheladyofthecavernouseyes and seaweedngers. Thesightwassounexpectedandsoterrifyingthathefainted,butim mediatelycame to,because ofthe vast amount of water in hishair, which,tricklingdownoverhisface,restoredhisconsciousness.
Nowitsohappened thatthemasterofHarrowbywasabraveman, andwhilehewasnotparticularlyfondofinterviewingghosts,especially such quenching ghosts as the one before him, he was not to be daun tedbyanapparition.Hehadoffainting fromtheeffectsofhisrstsurprise,andnowthathehadcometohein tendedtondoutafewthingshefelthehadarighttoknow.Hewould havelikedtoputonadrysuitofclothesrst,buttheapparitiondeclined toleavehimforaninstantuntilherhourwasup,andhewasforcedtodeny himselfthatpleasure.Everytimehewouldmoveshewouldfollowhim, withthe resultthat everythingshe came in contact withgot aducking. Inan effortto warmhimself up heapproached there, an unfortunate moveasitturnedout,becauseitbroughttheghostdirectlyoverthere, whichimmediatelywas .Thewhiskeybecame utterlyva luelessasacomfortertohischilledsystem,becauseitwasbythistime
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diluted to a proportion of ninety percent of water.The only thing he coulddotowardofftheevileffectsofhisencounterhedid,andthatwas toswallowtentwograin,whichhemanagedtoputintohis mouthbeforetheghosthadtimetointerfere.Havingdonethis,heturned withsomeasperitytotheghost,andsaid:
“Far be it from me to be impolite to a woman, madam, butI’mhangedifitwouldn’tpleasemebetterifyou’dstoptheseinfer nalvisitsofyourstothishouse.Gositoutonthelake,ifyoulikethat sortofthing;soakthe waterbutt,if you wish;butdonot,I implore you,comeintoagentleman’shouseandsaturatehimandhisposses sionsinthisway.Itisdamneddisagreeable.”
“HenryHartwickOglethorpe,”saidtheghost,inavoice, “youdon’tknowwhatyouaretalkingabout.”
“Madam,”returnedtheunhappyhouseholder,“Iwishthatremark werestrictlytruthful.Iwastalkingaboutyou.Itwouldbeshillingsand pence—nay,pounds,inmypocket,madam,ifIdidnotknowyou.”
“That is a bit of specious nonsense,” returned the ghost, throwing aquartof indignation intotheface of themasterof Harrowby.“It may rankhighasrepartee,butasacommentuponmystatementthatyoudo notknowwhatyouaretalkingabout,itsavorsofirrelevantimpertinence.
YoudonotknowthatIamtohauntthisplaceyearafter yearbyinexorablefate.Itisnopleasuretometoenterthishouse,and ruinandmildeweverythingItouch. I neveraspiredtobeashower bath,butitismydoom.DoyouknowwhoIam?”
“No,Idon’t,”returnedthemasterofHarrowby.“Ishouldsayyou weretheLadyoftheLake,orLittleSallieWaters.”
“Youareawittymanforyouryears,”saidtheghost.
“Well, my humor is drier than yours ever will be,” returned themaster.
“Nodoubt.I’mneverdry.IamtheWaterGhostofHarrowbyHall,and drynessisaqualityentirelybeyondmywildesthope.Ihavebeenthein cumbentofthishighlyunpleasantofcefortwohundredyearstonight.”
“How the deuce did you ever come to get elected?” asked themaster.
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“Throughasuicide,”repliedthespecter.“Iamtheghostof that fairmaiden whose picturehangs overthe inthe draw ingroom.Ishouldhavebeenyourgreatgreatgreatgreatgreataunt ifIhadlived,HenryHartwickOglethorpe,forIwastheownsisterof yourgreatgreatgreatgreatgrandfather.”
“Butwhatinducedyoutogetthishouseintosucha?”
“Iwasnot toblame, sir,”returned the lady.“It wasmyfather’s fault.Heitwas who builtHarrowbyHall,and thehauntedchamber wastohavebeenmine.Myfatherhaditfurnishedinpinkandyellow, knowingwellthatblueandgrayformedtheonlycombinationofcolor Icouldtolerate.He,and,withwhatIdeem aproperspirit, Ideclinedto liveinthe room; whereuponmy father saidIcouldlivethereoronthelawn,hedidn’tcarewhich.Thatnight Iranfromthehouseandjumpedoverthecliffintothesea.”
“Thatwasrash,”saidthemasterofHarrowby.
“SoI’veheard,”returnedtheghost.“IfIhadknownwhatthecon sequencesweretobeIshouldnothavejumped;butIreallyneverreal izedwhatIwasdoinguntilafterIwasdrowned.Ihadbeendrowned aweek when asea nymphcame to meand informedme that Iwas tobe one of herfollowers forever afterwards,adding that it should bemy doomto hauntHarrowby Hallfor onehour every Christmas evethroughouttherestof.Iwastohauntthatroomonsuch Christmaseves asI foundit inhabited; and if itshould turnout not tobeinhabited,Iwasandamtospendtheallottedhourwiththehead ofthehouse.”
“I’llselltheplace.”
“Thatyoucannotdo,foritisalsorequiredofmethatIshallap pearas the deeds areto be delivered to any purchaser,and divulge tohimtheawfulsecretofthehouse.”
“Do you mean to tell me that on every Christmas eve that I don’t happen to have somebody in that guest chamber, you are goingtohauntmewhereverImaybe,ruiningmywhiskey,takingall thecurloutofmyhair,extinguishingmyre,andsoakingmethrough totheskin?”demandedthemaster.
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“Youhavestatedthe case, Oglethorpe.And what ismore,”said thewaterghost, “itdoesn’tmakethe slightestdifferencewhereyou are,ifIndthatroomempty,whereveryoumaybeIshalldouseyou withmyspectralpres”
Heretheclockstruckone,andimmediatelytheapparition .Itwasperhapsmoreofatricklethanafade,butasadisappear anceitwascomplete.
“BySt.GeorgeandhisDragon!”ejaculatedthemasterofHar rowby,wringinghishands.“Itisguineas tohotcrossbunsthatnext Christmasthere’sanoccupantofthespareroom,orIspendthenight inabathtub.”
ButthemasterofHarrowbywouldhavelosthiswagerhadthere beenanyonetheretotakehimup,forwhenChristmasevecameagain hewasinhisgrave,neverhavingrecoveredfromthecoldcontracted thatawful night.Harrowby Hall was closed, andthe heirto the   was in London, where to him in his chambers came the same experience thathis father hadgone through,saving only that,being youngerandstronger,hesurvivedtheshock.Everythinginhisrooms wasruined— his clockswererusted intheworks; a necollection of watercolor drawings was entirely  by the onslaught of the water ghost; and what was worse, the apartments below his weredrenched withthe watersoaking throughthe oors,a damage forwhichhewascompelled topay,and which resultedinhisbeing requestedbyhislandladytovacatethepremisesimmediately.
The story of the visitation inicted upon his family had gone abroad,andnoonecouldbegottoinvitehimouttoanyfunctionsave afternoonteas and receptions.Fathers of daughtersdeclined to per mit him to remain in their houses later than eight o clock at night, notknowingbutthatsomeemergencymightariseinthesupernatural worldwhich would require the unexpectedappearance of the water ghostinthisonnightsotherthanChristmaseve,andbeforethemystic hourwhenwearychurchyards,ignoringtheruleswhicharesupposed togovernpolitesociety,begin to yawn.Norwouldthemaidsthem selveshaveaughttodowithhim,fearingthedestructionbythesudden
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incursionofaqueousfemininityofthecostumeswhichtheyheldmost dear.
SotheheirofHarrowbyHallresolved,ashisancestorsforseveral generations before him had resolved, thatsomething must be done. Hisrstthoughtwastomakeoneofhisservantsoccupythehaunted room at the crucial moment; but in this he tailed, because the ser vantsthemselves knew thehistory of that room and rebelled. None ofhisfriendswouldconsenttosacricetheirpersonalcomforttohis, norwastheretobefoundinallEnglandamansopoorastobewilling tooccupythedoomedchamberonChristmasEveforpay.
Thenthethoughtcametotheheirtohavethereplaceintheroom enlarged,sothathemighttheghostatitsrstappearance, andhewasfelicitatinghimselfupontheingenuityofhisplan,when herememberedwhathisfatherhadtoldhim—howthatnorecould withstandthelady’sextremelycontagiousdampness.Andthenhebet houghthimofsteampipes.These,heremembered,couldliehundreds offeetdeepinwater,andstillretainsufcientheattodrivethewater awayinvapor;andas aresultofthisthoughtthehauntedroomwas heatedbysteamtoawitheringdegree,andtheheirforsixmonthsat tendeddailytheTurkishbaths,sothatwhenChristmasevecamehe couldhimselftheawfultemperatureoftheroom.
Theschemewasonlypartiallysuccessful.Thewaterghostappeared atthespeciedtime,and found theheirofHarrowbyprepared;but hot as the room was, it shortened her visit by no more than ve minutes in the hour,during which time the nervous system of the young mas terwaswellnighshattered, andtheroomitselfwascrackedandwarped toanextentwhichrequiredtheoutlayofalargesumofmoneytoremedy. Andworsethanthis,asthelastdropofthewaterghostwasslowlysiz zlingitselfoutontheoor,shewhisperedtoherwouldbeconquerorthat hisschemewouldavailhimnothing,becausetherewasstillwateringreat plentywhereshecamefrom,andthatnextyearwouldndherrehabili tatedandasexasperatinglysaturatingasever.
Itwasthenthatthenaturalactionofthemind,    ,suggested to the ingenious heir of Harrowby
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themeansbywhichthewaterghostwasultimatelyconquered,andhap pinessoncemorecamewithinthegraspofthehouseofOglethorpe.
Theheir provided himselfwith awarmsuit offur underclothing. Donningthiswiththefurrysidein,heplacedoveritarubbergarment, tighttting,whichheworejustasawomanwearsajersey.Ontopofthis heplacedanothersetofunderclothing,thissuitmadeofwool,andover thiswasasecondrubbergarmentliketherst.Uponhisheadheplaced a light and comfortable diving helmet, and so clad, on the following ChristmasEveheawaitedthecomingofhis.
It was a bitterly cold night that brought to a close this twenty fourthdayofDecember.Theairoutsidewasstill,butthetemperature wasbelowzero.Withinallwasquiet,theservantsofHarrowbyHall awaitingwithbeatingheartstheoutcomeoftheirmaster’scampaign againsthissupernaturalvisitor.
The master himself was lying on the bed in the haunted room, cladashasalreadybeenindicated,andthen—theclockclangedout thehouroftwelve.
Therewas asudden banging of doors, a blast ofcold airswept throughthehalls,thedoorleadingintothehauntedchamberewopen, asplashwasheard,andthewaterghostwasseenstandingattheside oftheheirofHarrowby,fromwhoseouterdresstherestreamedrivu letsofwater,butwhoseownpersondeepdownunderthevariousgar mentsheworewasasdryandaswarmashecouldhavewished.
“Ha!”saidtheyoungmasterofHarrowby.“I’mgladtoseeyou.”
“YouarethemostoriginalmanI’vemet,ifthatistrue,”returned theghost.“MayIaskwheredidyougetthathat?”
“Certainly,madam,”returnedthemaster,courteously.“Itisalittle portable observatory I had made for just such emergencies as this. But,tellme,isittruethatyouaredoomedtofollowmeaboutforone mortalhour—tostandwhereIstand,tositwhereIsit?”
“Thatismydelectablefate,”returnedthelady.
“We’llgooutonthelake,”saidthemaster,startingup.
“Youcan’tgetridofmethatway,”returnedtheghost.“Thewater won’tswallowmeup;infact,itwilljustaddtomypresentbulk.”
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“Nevertheless,”saidthemaster,rmly,“wewillgooutonthelake.”
“But,mydearsir,”returnedtheghost,withapalereluctance,“it isfearfullycoldoutthere.
Youwillbefrozenhardbeforeyou’vebeenouttenminutes.”
“Ohno,I’llnot,”repliedthemaster.“Iamverywarmlydressed. Come!”Thislastinatoneofcommandthatmadetheghostripple.
Andtheystarted.
They had not gone far before the water ghost showed signs ofdistress.
“Youwalktooslowly,”shesaid.“Iamnearlyfrozen.Mykneesare sostiffnowIcanhardlymove.Iyou.”
“Ishouldliketoobligealady,”returnedthemaster,courteously, “butmyclothesareratherheavy,andahundredyardsanhourisabout myspeed.Indeed,Ithinkwewouldbettersitdownhereonthissnow driftandtalkmattersover.”
“Donot! Donot doso, Ibeg!” cried the ghost. “Let me moveon. Ifeelmyselfgrowingrigidasitis.Ifwestophere,Ishallbefrozenstiff.”
“That madam,” said the master slowly, and seating himself onanicecake—“thatiswhyIhavebroughtyouhere.Wehavebeen onthisspotjusttenminutes;wehaveftymore.Takeyourtimeabout it,madam,butfreeze,thatisallIaskofyou.”
“Icannotmovemyrightlegnow,”criedtheghost,indespair,“and myoverskirtisa solidsheetofice. Oh,good,kindMr.Oglethorpe, lightare,andletmegofreefromtheseicyfetters.”
“Never,madam.Itcannotbe.Ihaveyouatlast.”
“Alas!”cried theghost, a teartrickling downher frozen cheek. “Helpme,Ibeg.Icongeal!”
“Congeal, madam, congeal!” returned Oglethorpe, coldly.“You havedrenchedmeandminefortwohundredandthreeyears,madam. Tonightyouhavehadyourlastdrench.”
“Ah, but I shall thaw out again, and then you’ll see. Instead of the comfortably tepid, genial ghost I have been in my past, sir, Ishallbeicedwater,”criedthelady,threateningly.
“No,youwon’t,either,”returnedOglethorpe;“forwhenyouare frozenquite stiff, Ishallsend youto a coldstoragewarehouse, and
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thereshallyouremainanicywork of artforevermore.”“Butware housesburn.”
“Sotheydo,butthiswarehousecannotburn.Itismadeofasbestos andsurroundingitarereproofwalls,andwithinthosewallsthetem peratureisnowandshallforeverbe416degreesbelowthezeropoint; lowenoughtomakeanicicleofanyameinthisworld—orthenext,” themasteradded,withanillsuppressedchuckle.
“Forthe last timelet mebeseechyou. Iwould go onmy knees toyou,Oglethorpe,weretheynotalreadyfrozen.Ibegofyoudonot do—“
Hereeventhewordsfrozeonthewaterghost’slipsandtheclock struckone.Therewasamomentarytremorthroughouttheicebound form, and the moon, coming out from behind a cloud, shonedown ontherigidgureofabeautifulwomansculpturedinclear,transpa rentice.
TherestoodtheghostofHarrowbyHall,conqueredbythecold, aprisonerforalltime.
TheheirofHarrowbyhadwonatlast,andtodayinalargestorage houseinLondonstandsthefrigidformofonewhowillneveragain oodthehouseofOglethorpewithwoeandseawater.
Asforthe heir ofHarrowby,his successincoping with aghost hasmade him famous, a famethat still lingers about him,although hisvictorytookplacesometwentyyearsago;andsofarfrombeing unpopularwiththefairsex,ashewaswhenwerstknewhim,hehas notonly been marriedtwice, butis tolead a thirdbride tothe altar beforetheyearisout.
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1.Whatdoyouknowaboutghosts?2.Doyoubelievetheyreally
exist?3.Whatdoyouthinkthestoryisgoingtobeabout?
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JohnKendrickBangswasborninYonkers,NewYork.Hisfatherwas alawyerinNewYorkCity.HewenttoColumbiaUniversityfrom1880 to1883wherehebecameeditorofColumbia’sliterarymagazineandcon tributedshort anonymouspieces tohumor magazines.After graduation in1883,BangsenteredColumbiaLawSchoolbutleftin1884tobecome AssociateEditorofLifeunderEdwardS.Martin.Bangscontributedmany articlesandpoemstothemagazinebetween1884and1888.Duringthis period,Bangspublishedhisrstbooks.In1888BangsleftLifetowork at Harper’s Magazine, Harper’s Bazaar and Harper’s Young People. From1889to1900heheldthetitleofEditoroftheDepartmentsofHu morforallthreeHarper’smagazinesandfrom1899to1901servedasac tiveeditorofHarper’s Weekly.Bangsalsoservedforashorttime(Janua ry–June,1889)asthersteditorofMunsey’s Magazineandbecameedi toroftheAmericaneditionoftheHarperownedLiteraturefromJanuary toNovember,1899.HeleftHarper&Brothersin1901andbecameeditor oftheNew Metropolitan magazinein1903.In1904hewasappointededi torofPuck,perhapstheforemostAmericanhumormagazineofitsday. Inthisperiod,herevivedhisearlierinterestindrama.In1906heswitched hisfocustothelecturecircuit.
Agnes Hyde Bangs, his wife with whom he had three sons, died in 1903. Bangs then married Mary Gray.In 1907 they moved fromYonkersto Ogunquit, Maine. JohnKendrick Bangs died from stomachcancerin1922atageftynine,inAtlanticCity,NewJersey.
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1. What happened in Harrowby Hall on every Christmas Eve?
2.Howdidthe ownerofHarrowbyHall trytogetrid oftheghost?
3.WhatdidtheghostdowhenitappearedinHarrowbyHall?4.How longdiditstayinthehouse?5.Whatwastherstreactionofthemas
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