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It possible for him to win. The deacon shivered as he thought of it,

and urged his horse to greater speed. The squire, down the lane, saw

him whizzing along and accepted it profanely as an exhibition for his

especial benefit. The deacon now had forgotten the squire as he had

only so shortly before forgotten the widow. Two hundred yards from the

drift into which she had jumped there was a turn in the road, where

some trees shut off the sight, and the deacon's anxiety increased

momentarily until he reached this point. From here he could see ahead,

and down there in the middle of the road stood the widow waving her

shawl as a banner of triumph, though she could only guess at results.

The deacon came on with a rush, and pulled up alongside of her in a

condition of nervousness he didn't think possible to him.

"Hooray! hooray!" shouted the widow, tossing her shawl into the air.

"You beat him. I know you did. Didn't you? I saw you pulling ahead at

the turn yonder. Where is he and his old plug?"

"Oh, bother take him and his horse and the race and everything. Are

you hurt?" gasped the deacon, jumping out, but mindful to keep the

lines in his hand. "Are you hurt?" he repeated, anxiously, though she

looked anything but a hurt woman.

"If I am," she chirped, cheerily, "I'm not hurt half as bad as I would

have been if the squire had beat you, deacon. Now don't you worry

about me. Let's hurry back to town so the squire won't get another

chance, with no place for me to jump."

And the deacon? Well, well, with the lines in the crook of his elbow

the deacon held out his arms to the widow and----. The sisters at the

next meeting of the Sewing Society were unanimously of the opinion

that any woman who would risk her life like that for a husband was

mighty anxious.

GIDEON

By Wells Hastings (1878- )

[From _The Century Magazine_, April, 1914; copyright, 1914, by The

Century Co.; republished by the author's permission.]

"An' de next' frawg dat houn' pup seen, he pass him by wide."

The house, which had hung upon every word, roared with laughter, and

shook with a storming volley of applause. Gideon bowed to right and to

left, low, grinning, assured comedy obeisances; but as the laughter

and applause grew he shook his head, and signaled quietly for the

drop. He had answered many encores, and he was an instinctive artist.

It was part of the fuel of his vanity that his audience had never yet

had enough of him. Dramatic judgment, as well as dramatic sense of

delivery, was native to him, qualities which the shrewd Felix Stuhk,

his manager and exultant discoverer, recognized and wisely trusted in.

Off stage Gideon was watched over like a child and a delicate

investment, but once behind the footlights he was allowed to go his

own triumphant gait.

It was small wonder that Stuhk deemed himself one of the cleverest

managers in the business; that his narrow, blue-shaven face was

continually chiseled in smiles of complacent self-congratulation. He

was rapidly becoming rich, and there were bright prospects of even

greater triumphs, with proportionately greater reward. He had made

Gideon a national character, a headliner, a star of the first

magnitude in the firmament of the vaudeville theater, and all in six

short months. Or, at any rate, he had helped to make him all this; he

had booked him well and given him his opportunity. To be sure, Gideon

had done the rest; Stuhk was as ready as any one to do credit to

Gideon's ability. Still, after all, he, Stuhk, was the discoverer, the

theatrical Columbus who had had the courage and the vision.

A now-hallowed attack of tonsilitis had driven him to Florida, where

presently Gideon had been employed to beguile his convalescence, and

guide him over the intricate shallows of that long lagoon known as the

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