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If he had been born within the shadow of the Tombs.

But magicians sometimes suffer severely from the malice with which

they have themselves inspired their familiars. Joe Englehart having

been a convenient tool thus far thought it quite time to torment Miss

Bangle a little; so, having stolen the letters at her bidding, he hid

them on his own account, and no persuasions of hers could induce him

to reveal this important secret, which he chose to reserve as a rod in

case she refused him some intercession with his father, or some other

accommodation, rendered necessary by his mischievous habits.

He had concealed the precious parcels in the unfloored loft above the

school-room, a place accessible only by means of a small trap-door

without staircase or ladder; and here he meant to have kept them while

It suited his purposes, but for the untimely intrusion of the weaver's

beam.

Miss Bangle had sat through all, as we have said, thinking the letters

safe, yet vowing vengeance against her confederate for not allowing

her to secure them by a satisfactory conflagration; and it was not

until she heard her own name whispered through the crowd, that she was

awakened to her true situation. The sagacity of the low creatures whom

she had despised showed them at once that the letters must be hers,

since her character had been pretty shrewdly guessed, and the

handwriting wore a more practised air than is usual among females in

the country. This was first taken for granted, and then spoken of as

an acknowledged fact.

The assembly moved like the heavings of a troubled sea. Everybody felt

that this was everybody's business. "Put her out!" was heard from more

than one rough voice near the door, and this was responded to by loud

and angry murmurs from within.

Mr. Englehart, not waiting to inquire into the merits of the case in

this scene of confusion, hastened to get his family out as quietly and

as quickly as possible, but groans and hisses followed his niece as

she hung half-fainting on his arm, quailing completely beneath the

instinctive indignation of the rustic public. As she passed out, a

yell resounded among the rude boys about the door, and she was lifted

into a sleigh, insensible from terror. She disappeared from that

evening, and no one knew the time of her final departure for "the

east."

Mr. Kingsbury, who is a just man when he is not in a passion, made all

the reparation in his power for his harsh and ill-considered attack

upon the master; and we believe that functionary did not show any

traits of implacability of character. At least he was seen, not many

days after, sitting peaceably at tea with Mr. Kingsbury, Aunt Sally,

and Miss Ellen; and he has since gone home to build a house upon his

farm. And people _do_ say, that after a few months more, Ellen will

not need Miss Bangle's intervention if she should see fit to

correspond with the schoolmaster.

THE WATKINSON EVENING

[From _Godey's Lady's Book_, December, 1846.]

By Eliza Leslie (1787-1858)

Mrs. Morland, a polished and accomplished woman, was the widow of a

distinguished senator from one of the western states, of which, also,

her husband had twice filled the office of governor. Her daughter

having completed her education at the best boarding-school in

Philadelphia, and her son being about to graduate at Princeton, the

mother had planned with her children a tour to Niagara and the lakes,

returning by way of Boston. On leaving Philadelphia, Mrs. Morland and

the delighted Caroline stopped at Princeton to be present at the

annual commencement, and had the happiness of seeing their beloved

Edward receive his diploma as bachelor of arts; after hearing him

deliver, with great applause, an oration on the beauties of the

American character. College youths are very prone to treat on subjects

that imply great experience of the world. But Edward Morland was full

of kind feeling for everything and everybody; and his views of life

had hitherto been tinted with a perpetual rose-color.

Mrs. Morland, not depending altogether upon the celebrity of her late

husband, and wishing that her children should see specimens of the

best society in the northern cities, had left home with numerous

letters of introduction. But when they arrived at New York, she found

to her great regret, that having unpacked and taken out her small

traveling desk, during her short stay in Philadelphia, she had

strangely left it behind in the closet of her room at the hotel. In

this desk were deposited all her letters, except two which had been

offered to her by friends in Philadelphia. The young people, impatient

to see the wonders of Niagara, had entreated her to stay but a day or

two in the city of New York, and thought these two letters would be

quite sufficient for the present. In the meantime she wrote back to

the hotel, requesting that the missing desk should be forwarded to New

York as soon as possible.

On the morning after their arrival at the great commercial metropolis

of America, the Morland family took a carriage to ride round through

the principal parts of the city, and to deliver their two letters at

the houses to which they were addressed, and which were both situated

in the region that lies between the upper part of Broadway and the

North River. In one of the most fashionable streets they found the

elegant mansion of Mrs. St. Leonard; but on stopping at the door, were

informed that its mistress was not at home. They then left the

introductory letter (which they had prepared for this mischance, by

enclosing it in an envelope with a card), and proceeding to another

street considerably farther up, they arrived at the dwelling of the

Watkinson family, to the mistress of which the other Philadelphia

letter was directed. It was one of a large block of houses all exactly

alike, and all shut up from top to bottom, according to a custom more

prevalent in New York than in any other city.

Here they were also unsuccessful; the servant who came to the door

telling them that the ladies were particularly engaged and could see

no company. So they left their second letter and card and drove off,

continuing their ride till they reached the Croton water works, which

they quitted the carriage to see and admire. On returning to the

hotel, with the intention after an hour or two of rest to go out

again, and walk till near dinner-time, they found waiting them a note

from Mrs. Watkinson, expressing her regret that she had not been able

to see them when they called; and explaining that her family duties

always obliged her to deny herself the pleasure of receiving morning

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