1. Complete the jokes with do/does

What type of car..........your dad drive?

I..........know the name, but it starts with a "P'.

That's strange, our car starts with a key.

......... you ever have problems making up your mind?

Well, yes and no.

What ......... ants take when they are ill?

I ........ know.

ANTi bio tics!

What ........ your father do for a living?

As little as possible!

........ you love me?

Of course, darling.

But ........ you love me with all your heart?

With all my heart, with all my liver, all my kidneys

........ this train go to York?

That's right, sir. Change at Leeds.

What! I want my change here. I'm not waiting until Leeds.

Mum, ........ God go to the bathroom?

No, son, why ........ you ask?

Well, every morning dad goes to the bathroom, knocks on the door and shouts, "Oh God! Are you still in there?"

You're wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger.

I know. I ........... .

I think I was very ugly when I was a baby.

Why do you think that?

Well, when I was in my pram my mother didn't push it, she................it behind her!

Do you know how my grandmother stopped my grandfather biting his fingernails? She................!

Did the film have a happy ending?

Well, everybody was happy when it … .

Mum, Aunt Sarah kissed me.

Did you kiss her back? Of course not, I … .

Why are you only wearing one glove? Did you lose one?

No, I..........one. (find)

I woke up with toothache this morning, so I went to the dentist.

Does your tooth still hurt?

I don't know. The dentist..........it. (keep)

Mum..........a leg. Now dad can't work, (break)

You mean your father is looking after your mum. No, Mum..........dad's leg! (break)

Ronald got into trouble at the zoo yesterday.

Really! What did he do?

He..........the monkeys, (feed)

There's nothing wrong with that!

Oh yes, there is. He.......... them to the lions, (feed)

My sister..........pepper in my face yesterday, (throw)

That's terrible! What did you do? I sneezed.

I..........my dog yesterday, (shoot)

Was it mad?

Well, it was very happy about it.