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(Wally) That's it! Enough! We're not going any further. We're having the picnic right here!

(Rosa) That's ridiculous No one in their right minds has a picnic so close to their home!

(Wally) So close? We've crossed through four zip codes already!

(Rosa) OK fine. If you're gonna be that way about it? Let's at least get to that, that tree over there!

(Wally) But it's so far!

(Rosa) You think that's far? That is so not far.

(Wally) It's too far!

(Rosa) What's wrong with you anyway?

(Wally) It's far!

(Rosa) Wally? Wally? Wally? Waa-lly?

(Dokko) A moose is sitting on the train tracks, another moose comes over to him and says; "Hey, move moose!"

(Berry) Uh-huh

(Wally) Move moose! ha, ha…

(Wally) How come you're not laughing? That's the funniest joke I've ever heard! Ha, ha!

(Berry) I don't get it. What's so funny about it?

(Dokko) There's a moose on the train tracks. A second moose walks over to him and says; "Hey, move moose"! Huh?

(Dokko) No, still don't get it!

(Berry) OK then now just close your eyes. Picture some really, really long train tracks there on the ground and sitting there is a moose…

(Rosa) It's far! It's far! And lazybones didn't even say goodbye!

(Dokko) Rosa! My dear could you do me a favour? Would you mind if I told you a joke? You'll find it very funny. Because I'm starting to have doubts, ha, ha if my friend here and I are live in the same world!

(Rosa) Oh, you shouldn't really have doubts. You do live in different worlds. Each one of us lives in our own world. Some see one thing… others see something completely different…

(Dokko) Well, you don't need to exaggerate so much. Such disagreements as that rarely happen. Isn't that right my dear friend?

(Berry) No!

(Rosa) …and the most amazing thing of all is; at first when you think that one thing is a certain kind of thing, then you realize that thing is a completely different thing. Take Wally.., he was so slow, then he got upset and became so fast and then he disappeared! I never really had a chance to… apologize.

(Berry) How did he disappear?

(Dokko) Don't worry about it! We shall find him!

(Dokko) Everything may be relative in this world but it's not an excuse to lose your mind! Heh he… For example tell me what I'm doing right now. Am I moving?

(Rosa) You're standing?!

(Dokko) What about now?

(Rosa) You're moving?!

(Dokko) Yes, but I'm standing still at the same time! To the swing, I'm standing perfectly still, but in relation to the ground, I'm moving freely! It's all relative my good friends. …relatively speaking…

(Dokko)…and speaking of relativity, my oblivious friend, you should always keep your eyes, relatively open!

(Dokko) You see, people can have different opinions about the same thing. It all depends on their personal point of view.

(Rosa) What if we all have different points of view? How are we supposed to view each others points?

(Dokko) It's quite simple really. You temporarily put yourself in someone else's shoes. For example, let's say that I put myself in Berry's shoes, and I'm told a very funny joke about two moose on the train tracks, ha ha! But I don't laugh; which is perfectly normal, because in order to laugh, you have to have a sense of humour!

(Berry) Careful Dokko! Watch your step! There's a hole!

(Dokko) OK, Let's say I put myself in Berry's shoes again. All day I'm workin' the garden, diggin' hole after hole… Pretty soon I start to see holes everywhere! Ha, ha! But there is no hole! There's…

(Berry) I gotta question. This hole… is it a "for real" hole? …Relatively speaking…

(Dokko) Absolutely my friend! Absolutely! Argh. Oh, won't someone get me out of here…please!

(Dokko) Wait a second, I think I see Wally!

(Wally) It's amazing! Sometimes it seems there are so many of us, you just look around and see that we're all squeezed together but other times, it feels like we're all alone here and just lost!

(Berry) Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! I got it now! Ha, ha, ha! They're sitting on the train tracks! Ha, ha, ha! You can't sit on the train tracks! That's it! ……cause the train will run you over…?