I stuck my head in.

“New family member?” I inquired.

“Michele Knight, private eye, this is Beowulf, hound dog,” Elly introduced.

“Half-hound,” Danny added. “Some mutt jumped Dad’s fence and got Jupiter pregnant. Since he couldn’t sell half-breeds…”

“We took him in,” Elly finished. “We couldn’t pass up those pleading brown eyes.”

“Hey, Beowulf, old boy,” I said, kneeling down to pet him. He wagged his tale in approval. He was a handsome dog, brown and white, with, as Elly had noted, deep, intelligent brown eyes.

“He has been fascinated by the crabs,” Danny said.

“A yet to be pinched fascination,” Elly added with a wry smile.

“You are a pretty dog,” I told him as I stood back up.

“Want one? Dad’s got two more left,” Danny offered.

“No thanks. One cat is enough. Besides, you know my hours.”

“Too well,” Danny replied archly.

I went back into the living room and put on the Brandenburg Concertos to lend a cultured air to this affair. Danny nodded approval at my choice.

The doorbell rang. Danny let in Ranson and a woman I guessed had to be Alexandra Sayers. Ranson waved at me and went into the kitchen with her oysters.

“Do you two know each other?” Danny asked, looking at the two of us.

“We’ve talked on the phone, I believe,” I replied.

“Yes, we did. I’m so sorry we didn’t get there in time,” she answered.

Alex Sayers was a good bit shorter than Ranson, with light brown hair, a few hardly noticeable freckles, and clear blue eyes. She wore glasses, the kind with a thin gold frame, which served to make her look intellectual. This woman had to be very smart to get to where she was. Women aren’t just handed positions of power in this city; even if “all” she was, was the Mayor’s Special Assistant on Arts and Culture, she still carried a good deal of clout.

I knew that by “in time” she meant Barbara more than she meant me. I was glad that Barbara hadn’t been forgotten.

“I don’t think I could do what you do,” she continued. “I would have died of fright down in that basement. Joanne drove me out there one day last week and showed it to me.”

The grand tour. Ranson, you’re such a romantic.

“Then it all evens out,” I said, “Because I don’t think I could do what you do. Always dressing up, sitting in meetings with men who make Genghis Khan look liberal. Good thing we each do what we do.”

She laughed and agreed, then went into the kitchen to help Ranson make her wonderful oyster sauce.

Yes, indeed, it appeared to be a den of couples that I was trapped in. I was badly outnumbered. And unless this dinner got a good deal more interesting than seemed possible at the moment, I was going to have to come up with some solitary way to spend Sunday. Danny could have mentioned this when she invited me. But I suspect her strategy was to force me to watch all these other couples being blissfully happy in the hopes that it would inspire me to heat up my search for Ms. Right. Wrong, Danny, I vowed. I decided to be subtly obnoxious. I found some Strauss waltzes and put them on. Nice and romantic for these couples.

The doorbell rang and Cordelia and Thoreau were let in by Danny. We said hello and I was introduced to him. Danny opened a bottle of champagne and poured a glass for us all.

“‘The Blue Danube,’ I believe,” Thoreau commented on the music. “Johann Strauss.”

Well, he knew something about music, but not as much as he thought he did.

“‘The Kaiser Waltz,’” I corrected. At least he had the composer right.

“Are you sure?” he asked me.

“I’m positive it’s the ‘Kaiser (or Emperor) Waltz,’” I explained clearly, “because I used to listen to it all the time when I was younger and besides, it’s my record, so I do know what’s on it.”

He also wore a reddish-colored shirt that didn’t go at all well with his complexion, just like my despised cousin Bayard.

We finally settled the matter by taking the record off the turntable and looking at it.

“They sound a lot alike,” was his only comment on being proven wrong.

Only to an idiot, I thought. I put on a tape of Baroque trumpet concertos, hopefully all obscure enough not to provoke any controversy. Danny came around filling up champagne glasses, giving me a “behave” look as she went by.

“Time to start the crabs,” she said, and she and Elly went back to the kitchen. Ranson and Alex drifted back out, setting an oyster cocktail at each place setting.

“Mick, come in here,” Danny’s voice demanded.

I went into the kitchen, wondering what I had done now. It wasn’t me, but an escaped crab that needed attending to. Crabs have to be kept alive until they’re cooked. There was a big washtub full of live crabs set on the counter next to the stove. One crab was putting up a fight. It had gotten away and scuttled across the floor into a corner and was daring all comers with two snapping pincers.

Beowulf was fascinated by the waving claws. He started edging closer, sniffing at it with his unprotected nose. I suggested that someone put him out on the porch.

“You don’t want to do that,” Elly said to him as she clipped his leash to his collar and led him out the back door. Danny followed with a bowl of food to keep him placated at being put out.

Danny obviously expected me to catch the crab. Which I did. I used the point of my boot to spin it out of the corner, them I bent down and grabbed it just in front of its swimmers, where it couldn’t reach me with its claws. I did it one-handed, not to show off (not much), but because that was the way I had learned to catch crabs. Alas, poor crab. I dumped it into the pot of boiling water.

“A real butch would have picked up the crab herself,” I said to Danny.

For a reply, she handed me the crab tongs. I put them down on the counter, reached into the washtub with my hand, grabbed a crab, and dropped it into the pot.

“You are insane, Mick,” Danny said, shaking her head at my impudence. “I’ll have Elly standing by with the first aid kit.”

I grabbed another crab bare-handed and dumped it into the pot. Still shaking her head, Danny went back into the living room. Elly popped in and asked if I was doing okay. I said sure and waved her back out to her guests. I continued dumping crabs into the pot. I was down to my last crab, a big old one, with a barnacle growing on his shell. He was putting up a fight, waving and snipping his claws. I was trying to distract him with one hand so I could get the other hand behind him.

“Why don’t you use the tongs?” Cordelia said. I hadn’t even noticed her. I wondered how long she had been standing there watching me.

To prove her wrong I grabbed at him. Mr. Crab lunged up, narrowly missing my fingers with his pincers.

“See,” she said.

I grabbed again before Mr. Crab could lunge again. I got him and dumped him into the pot.

“It’s not fair if you don’t give the crabs at least some chance for revenge,” I answered.

“How much revenge did they get?” She took my hand and examined it.

“None, this time,” I replied. Satisfied, she let go of my hand.

“How is the rest of you? You should have those stitches taken out.”

“I already took them out.”

“By yourself?” she asked.

“Yeah, I don’t charge much.”

“Neither would I.”

“But there’s always bus fare to where you are. I, on the other hand, am always where I am.”

“Do you ever stop pretending to be a tough guy?” she asked.

“Who says it’s pretense?” I countered.

“I guess not,” she sighed. “How are your ribs?”

“Fine,” I answered. The truth being fair to middling, but this was a party and as far as I was concerned, Dr. James was not on duty.

I got the tongs and started pulling crabs out and putting them in a colander. Faster than boiling water I’m not.

I heard Thoreau misnaming another piece of music. Maybe I should put on some Gregorian chants. That might stop him.

“Pachelbel’s Canon for Three Trumpets and Strings,” I corrected out loud.

“A tough guy who knows a lot about classical music? I can’t figure you out,” Cordelia said.

“Maybe you should stop trying,” I replied as I pulled the last of the cooked crabs out of the boiling water. Then I walked around her to hold the crab-filled colander under cold running water. When I guessed they had been rinsed and cooled enough, I arranged them on the big platter that Danny had left for that purpose.

“But isn’t that half the fun of being a complicated person? Making other people work to figure you out?”

“Is it? I’d never given it much thought.”

Cordelia started to reply, but Elly came into the kitchen.

“Those crabs smell wonderful. I’m going to put the bread in to warm up and then we’ll be ready to eat,” Elly said.