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AFLOAT AND ASHORE
introduced into the American press, would be the omission of the histories of these rare inventions. As two-thirds of the editors of the whole country, however, are Yankees, I suppose they must be permitted to go on exulting in the cleverness of their race. We are indebted to the Puritan stock for most of our instructors – editors and school-masters – and when one coolly regards the prodigious progress of the people in morals, public and private virtue, honesty, and other estimable quali­ties, he must indeed rejoice in the fact that our masters so early discovered “a church without a bishop.”
I had an opportunity, while in London, however, of ascer­taining that the land of our fathers, which by the way has arch­bishops, contains something besides an unalloyed virtue in its bosom. At Gravesend we took on board two customhouse of­ficers, (they always set a rogue to watch a rogue, in the English revenue system,) and they remained in the brig until she was discharged. One of these men had been a gentleman’s servant, and he owed his place to his former master’s interest. He was a miracle of custom-house integrity and disinterestedness, as I discovered in the first hour of our intercourse. Perceiving a lad of eighteen in charge of the prize, and ignorant that this lad had read a good deal of Latin and Greek under excellent Mr. Hardinge, besides being the heir of Clawbonny, I sup­pose he fancied he would have an easy time with him. This man’s name was Sweeney. Perceiving in me an eager desire to see everything, the brig was no sooner at her moorings, than he proposed a cruise ashore. It was Sweeney who showed me the way to the consignee’s, and, that business accomplished, he proposed that we should proceed on and take a look at St.
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Paul’s, the Monument, and, as he gradually found my tastes more intellectual than he had at first supposed, the wonders of the West End. I was nearly a week under the pilotage of the “Admirable Sweeney.” After showing me the exteriors of all the things of mark about the town, and the interiors of a few that I was disposed to pay for, he descended in his tastes, and carried me through Wapping, its purlieus and its scenes of atrocities. I have always thought Sweeney was sounding me, and hop­ing to ascertain my true character, by the course he took; and that he betrayed his motives in a proposition which he finally made, and which brought our intimacy to a sudden close. The result, however, was to let me into secrets I should probably have never learned in any other manner. Still, I had read and heard too much to be easily duped; and I kept myself not only out of the power of my tempter, but out of the power of all that could injure me, remaining simply a curious observer of what was placed before my eyes. Good Mr. Hardinge’s lessons were not wholly forgotten; I could run away from him, much easier than from his precepts.
I shall never forget a visit I made to a house called the Black Horse, in St. Catherine’s Lane. This last was a narrow street that ran across the site of the docks that now bear the same name; and it was the resort of all the local infamy of Wapping. I say local infamy; for there were portions of the West End that were even worse than anything which a mere port could pro­duce. Commerce, that parent of so much that is useful to man, has its dark side as everything else of earth; and, among its other evils, it drags after it a long train of low vice; but this train is neither so long nor so broad as that which is chained
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to the chariot-wheels of the great. Appearances excepted, and they are far less than might be expected, I think the West End could beat Wapping out and out, in every essential vice; and, if St. Giles be taken into the account, I know of no salvo in favour of the land over the sea.
Our visit to the Black Horse was paid of a Sunday, that be­ing the leisure moment of all classes of labourers, and the day when, being attired in their best, they fancied themselves best prepared to appear in the world. I will here remark, that I have never been in any portion of Christendom that keeps the Sab­bath precisely as it is kept in America. In all other countries, even the most rigorously severe in their practices, it is kept as a day of recreation and rest, as well as of public devotion. Even in the American towns, the old observances are giving way before the longings or weaknesses of human nature; and Sunday is no longer what it was. I have witnessed scenes of brawling, blasphemy and rude tumult, in the suburbs of New York, on Sundays, within the last few years, that I have never seen in any other part of the world on similar occasions; and serious doubts of the expediency of the high-pressure prin­ciple have beset me, whatever may be the just constructions of doctrine. With the last I pretend not to meddle; but, in a worldly point of view, it would seem wise, if you cannot make men all that they ought to be, to aim at such social regulations as shall make them as little vile as possible. But, to return to the Black Horse in St. Catherine’s Lane – a place whose very name was associated with vileness.
It is unnecessary to speak of the characters of its female visiters. Most of them were young, many of them were still
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blooming and handsome, but all of them were abandoned. “I need tell you nothing of these girls,” said Sweeney, who was a bit of a philosopher in his way, ordering a pot of beer, and motioning me to take a seat at a vacant table – “but, as for the men you see here, half are house-breakers and pickpockets, come to pass the day genteelly among you gentlemen-sailors. There are two or three faces here that I have seen at the Old Bailey, myself; and how they have remained in the country, is more than I can tell you. You perceive these fellows are just as much at their ease, and the landlord who receives and enter­tains them is just as much at his ease, as if the whole party were merely honest men.”
“How happens it,” I asked, “that such known rogues are allowed to go at large, or that this inn-keeper dares receive them?”
“Oh! you’re a child yet, or you would not ask such a ques­tion! You must know, Master Wallingford, that the law pro­tects rogues as well as honest men. To convict a pickpocket, you must have witnesses and jurors to agree, and prosecutors, and a sight of things that are not as plenty as pocket-hand­kerchiefs, or even wallets and Bank of England notes. Besides, these fellows can prove an alibi any day in the week. An alibi, you must know – ”
“I know very well what an alibi means, Mr. Sweeney.”
“The deuce you do!” exclaimed the protector of the king’s revenue, eyeing me a little distrustfully. “And pray how should one as young as you, and coming from a new country like America, know that?”
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“Oh!” said I, laughing, “America is just the country for ali­bis – everybody is everywhere, and nobody anywhere. The
whole nation is in motion, and there is every imaginable op­portunity for alibis.”
I believe I owed the development of Sweeney’s “ulterior views” to this careless speech. He had no other idea of the word than its legal signification; and it must have struck him as a little suspicious that one of my apparent condition in life, and especially of my years, should be thus early instructed in the meaning of this very useful professional term. It was a min­ute before he spoke again, having been all that time studying my countenance.
“And pray, Master Wallingford,” he then inquired, “do you happen to know what nolle prosequi means, too?”
“Certainly; it means to give up the chase. The French lug­ger under Dungeness entered a nolle prosequi as respects my brig, when she found her hands full of the West-Indiaman.”
“So, so; I find I have been keeping company all this time with a knowing one, and I such a simpleton as to fancy him green! Well, that I should live to be done by a raw Jonathan!”
“Poh, poh, Mr. Sweeney, I can tell you a story of two of our naval officers, that took place just before we sailed; and then you will learn that all hands of us, on the other side of the Big Pond, understand Latin. One of these officers had been en­gaged in a duel, and he found it necessary to lie hid. A friend and shipmate, who was in his secret, came one day in a great hurry to tell him that the authorities of the State in which the parties fought had entered a nolle prosequi” against the offenders. He had a newspaper with the whole thing in it, in
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print. “What’s a nolle prosequi, Jack?” asked Tom. “Why, it’s Latin, to be sure, and it means some infernal thing or other. We must contrive to find out, for it’s half the battle to know who and what you’ve got to face.” “Well, you know lots of law­yers, and dare show your face; so, just step out and ask one.” “I’ll trust no lawyer; I might put the question to some chap who has been fee’d. But we both studied a little Latin when boys, and between us we’ll undermine the meaning.” Tom as­sented, and to work they went. Jack had the most Latin; but, do all he could, he was not able to find a “nolle” in any dic­tionary. After a great deal of conjecture, the friends agreed it must be the root of “knowledge,” and that point was settled. As for “prosequi” it was not so difficult, as “sequor” was a familiar word; and, after some cogitation, Jack announced his discover­ies. “If this thing were in English, now,” he said, “a fellow might understand it. In that case, I should say that the sheriff’s men were in “pursuit of knowledge;” that is, hunting after you; but Latin, you remember, was always an inverted sort of stuff, and that ‘pro’ alters the whole signification. The paper says they’ve ‘entered a nolle prosequi;’ and the ‘entered’ explains the whole. ‘Entered a nolle’ means, have entered on the knowledge, got a scent; you see it is law English; ‘pro’ means ‘how,’ and ‘sequi,’ ‘to give chase.’ The amount of it all is, Tom, that they are on your heels, and I must go to work and send you off, at once, two or three hundred miles into the interior, where you may laugh at
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them and their ‘nolle prosequis’ together.”
Sweeney laughed heartily at this story, though he clearly did not take the joke, which I presume he fancied lay con-
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cealed under an American flash language; and he proposed by way of finishing the day, to carry me to an entertainment where, he gave me to understand, American officers were fond of sometimes passing a few minutes. I was led to a Wapping assembly-room, on entering which I found myself in a party composed of some forty or fifty cooks and stewards of Ameri­can vessels, all as black as their own pots with partners of the usual colour and bloom of English girls I have as few prejudices of colour as any American well can have; but I will confess this scene struck me as being painfully out of keeping. In England, however, nothing seemed to be thought of it; and I afterwards found that marriages between English women, and men of all the colours of the rainbow, were very common occurrences.
When he had given me this ball as the climax of his com­pliments, Sweeney betrayed the real motive of all his atten­tions. After drinking a pot of beer extra, well laced with gin, he offered his services in smuggling anything ashore that the Amanda might happen to contain, and which I, as the prize­master, might feel a desire to appropriate to my own particu­lar purposes. I met the proposal with a little warmth, letting my tempter understand that I considered his offer so near an insult, that it must terminate our acquaintance. The man seemed astounded. In the first place, he evidently thought all goods and chattels were made to be plundered, and then he was of opinion that plundering was a very common “Yankee trick.” Had I been an Englishman, he might possibly have un­derstood my conduct; but, with him, it was so much a habit to fancy an American a rogue, that, as I afterwards discovered, he was trying to persuade the leader of a press-gang that I was the
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half-educated and illegitimate son of some English merchant, who wished to pass himself off for an American. I pretend not to account for the contradiction, though I have often met with the same moral phenomena among his countrymen; but here was as regular a rogue as ever cheated, who pretended to think roguery indigenous to certain nations, among whom his own was not included.
At length I was cheered with the sight of the Crisis, as she came drifting through the tiers, turning, and twisting, and glancing along, just as the Amanda had done before her. The pilot carried her to moorings quite near us; and Talcott, Neb and I were on board her, before she was fairly secured. My re­ception was very favourable, Captain Williams having seen the account of the “Yankee trick” in the papers; and, under­standing the thing just as it had happened, he placed the most advantageous construction on all I had done. For myself, I con­fess I never had any misgivings on the subject.
All hands of us were glad to be back in the Crisis again. Captain Williams had remained at Falmouth longer than he expected, to make some repairs that could not be thoroughly completed at sea, which alone prevented him from getting into the river as soon as I did myself. Now the ship was in, we no longer felt any apprehension of being impressed, Sweeney’s malignancy having set several of the gang upon the scent after us. Whether the fellow actually thought I was an English sub­ject or not, is more than I ever knew; but I felt no disposition myself to let the point be called in question, before my Lord Chief Justice of a Rendezvous. The King’s Bench was more
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governed by safe principles, in its decisions, than the gentle­men who presided in these marine courts of the British navy.
As I was the only officer in the ship who had ever seen any­thing of London, my fortnight’s experience made me a notable man in the cabin. It was actually greater preferment for me than when I was raised from third to be second-mate. Marble was all curiosity to see the English capital, and he made me promise to be his pilot, as soon as duty would allow time for a stroll, and to show him everything I had seen myself. We soon got out the cargo, and then took in ballast for our North-West voyage; the articles we intended to traffic with on the coast, be­ing too few and too light to fill the ship. This kept us busy for a fortnight, after which we had to look about us to obtain men to supply the places of those who had been killed, or sent away in la Dame de Nantes. Of course we preferred Americans; and this so much the more, as Englishmen were liable to be pressed at any moment. Fortunately, a party of men that had been taken out of an American ship, a twelvemonth before, by an English cruiser, had obtained their discharges; and they all came to London, for the double purpose of getting some prize-money, and of obtaining passages home. These lads were pleased with the Crisis and the voyage, and, instead of returning to their own country, sailor-like, they took service to go nearly round the world. These were first-rate men – Delaware-river sea­men – and proved a great accession to our force. We owed the windfall to the reputation the ship had obtained by her affairs with the letter-of-marque; an account of which, copied from the log-book and a little embellished by some one on shore, he consignee had taken care should appear in the journals.
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The history of the surprise, in particular, read very well; and the English were in a remarkably good humour, at that time, to receive an account of any discomfiture of a Frenchman. At no period since the year 1775, had the American character stood so high in England as it did just then; the two nations, for a novelty, fighting on the same side. Not long after we left London, the underwriters at Lloyd’s actually voted a hand­some compliment to an American commander for capturing a French frigate. Stranger things have happened than to have the day arrive when English and American fleets may be act­ing in concert. No one can tell what is in the womb of time; and I have lived long enough to know that no man can foresee who will continue to be his friends, or a nation what people may become its enemies.
The Crisis at length began to take in her bales and boxes for the North-West Coast, and, as the articles were received slowly, or a few packages at a time, it gave us leisure for play. Our captain was in such good humour with us, on account of the success of the outward-bound passage, that he proved very indulgent. This disposition was probably increased by the circumstance that a ship arrived in a very short passage from New York, which spoke our prize; all well, with a smacking southerly breeze, a clear coast, and a run of only a few hun­dred miles to make. This left the almost moral certainty that la Dame de Nantes had arrived safe, no Frenchman being likely to trust herself on that distant coast, which was now alive with our own cruisers, going to or returning from the West Indies.
I had a laughable time in showing Marble the sights of London. We began with the wild beasts in the Tower, as in
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