- •Samara State Aerospace University
- •Introduction
- •X – axe
- •Well said!
- •Can you imagine that?
- •Kiki cannot take a joke.
- •Come! Come! Come now!
- •Is it as easy as that?
- •What a lot of nonsense!
- •Mon Tues Thu Sat today tomorrow Apr Jul Aug Sept Oct Nov holiday 2nd 11th 13 30 13th 30th 17 70 afternoon
- •Ships chips Jeep cheap
- •Vest – west
- •Vet – wet
- •Introducing sentence stress
- •Introducing tones.
- •I’m melting!
- •Violets are blue,
- •I don’t know.
- •I haven’t done it.
- •I can’t help.
- •What’s the boiling point of oil?
- •Is it? isn’t it? is she? isn’t he? are you? aren’t they? was it? wasn’t he? don’t you? doesn’t it? have you?
- •Phoned your joined us felt rain no news is stopped using ships take ‘s no good heard you lie
- •Jazz chants
- •Late again
- •Warning!
- •Easy solutions
- •Big Bill Bell
- •Wake up!
- •When I was in love
- •What has happened to lulu? (by Charles Causley)
- •Fire and ice
- •Growing pain (by Vernon Scannel)
- •I know an old lady (folk song)
Growing pain (by Vernon Scannel)
The boy was barely five years old,
We sent him to the little school
And left him there
To learn the names of flowers in jam jars on the sill,
And learn to do as he was told.
He seemed quite happy there
Until three weeks afterwards
The darkness whimpered in his room.
I went upstairs, switched on his light
And found him wide awake, distraught,
Sheets mangled and his eiderdown
Untidy carpet on the floor.
I said: “Why can’t you sleep? A pain?”
He snuffled, gave a little moan,
And then he spoke a single word:
“Jessica.” The sound was blurred.
“Jessica? What do you mean?”
“A girl at school called Jessica,
She hurts” – he touched himself between the heart and stomach
“She has been aching here and I can see her.”
Nothing I have read or heard
Instructed me in what to do.
I covered him and stroked his head.
“The pain will go, in time” – I said.
I know an old lady (folk song)
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a bird –
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a cat –
Fancy that – to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a dog –
What a hog – to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a goat,
She just opened her throat and swallowed the goat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don’t know how she swallowed the cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
- I know an old lady who swallowed a horse.
- Is she dead?
- OF COURSE!