End of part II

Shrek 2

(After Ilya Ivanov 9th form pupil, Michurinsk)

Author

Shrek

Fiona

Donkey

Prince Charming

Fairy

Fiona’s Father (The King)

Fiona’s Mother (The Queen)

Other people

Heralds

Barman

Puss in the Pants

Part II

Act I

Scene 2

(Осёл стоит один в той же позе, а за кулисами слышаться голоса.)

Shrek: Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty!..

(Слышится хриплый кашель)

Shrek: What is this?

(выходят Шрек и Кот)

Shrek: Is it?..

Donkey (с отвращением): A lump of wool!!!

Prince Charming: Oh no! I am so ashamed! (преклоняет колено и опускает голову)

(Шрек и Осёл немного пригибаются к нему, и немного отскакивают, когда он, резко подняв голову, говорит)

Puss in the Pants: I am your slave! You can do with my life whatever you want!

Shrek: Well… I don’t need a slave, but a guide won’t be bad. Do you know this place?

Puss in the Pants: As the back of my paw!

Shrek: OK. Then you’ll show us the way!

(Уходят)

Scene 2

(звучит музыка, выходит Осёл)

Donkey: And so, our story continues,

Bringing new people, gathering beings,

But I will say everything step by step,

‘Cause you have to know Shrek’s every step.

Puss in the pants told us one thing:

He was ordered to kill Shrek by his majesty King,

And after this shocking confession

We started having a real session!

Our first stop was the Fairy

And her factory of wishes with very

Very, very many potions and herbs

With which you can make either love or friends

We stole one drink – the beauty potion,

And didn’t remember the things of social

In a day me and Shrek became something more than just fine

From donkey to horse, from ogre – to knight

And this time, in the castle,

Charming prince told a lie:

He said he was Shrek,

And drank beauty-giving wine.

The next stop of our group

Was the cook who made real soup,

But his specification was the baker

And he was the greatest candy-maker.

He made a huge candy-man,

That can everything stand

And we went with this weapon

To Shrek’s opponent.

Then there was something terrific

That no one could stand all pacific

'Cause a huge monster was crushing the castle wall

And made his way for someone very tall…

Of course this man was our Romeo!

Shrek that day was a real hero!

When he ran in the hall the dances were stopped,

And Fiona saw Shrek, and prince Charming was knocked.

So, at last came happy end

Wicked gone, Shrek became himself again

“That is all” – you might think,

But it can continue…

And, maybe, next time the end will be seen.

Renewed musicians (after y.A. Samusenko)

King

Troubadour

Princess

Musician Friends

Brigands

1. We shall never stop the way we spend our life.

We shall bring enjoyment we shall never lie.

You will laugh and you’ll enjoy our concert.

We shall try to give you good emotions.

( Исполняется на мелодию из мультфильма «Ничего на свете лучше нету…»)

Friend 1: That is a good song but haven’t you forgotten that it is not the only thing we need.

Friend 2: We’d like to do something kind unforgettable!

Troubadour: Look, a king! What is he doing here in the forest, I wonder?

Friend 3: He is tied.

Friend 1: Shall we help him?

King: Oh, please, help me! I’ll order my daughter to marry one of you, just help me!

Friend 2: Isn’t he joking?

King: That’s not a joke! My daughter, princess, will marry you if you get me free.

Troubadour: All right. We’ll help you…

Friend 3:…and you’ll take us to the palace.

(На мелодию из мультфильма «Говорят, мы бяки-бук…»и)

1. 2. We are called byaki-buki,

How the earth can bear us,

Give us cards to see what’s happening,

We will tell the truth you’ll trust.

Hay la-lay, hay la-lay,

We have caught the king, hooray,

Hay la-lay, hay la-lay, oh-oh.

Money, money, money, money,

Make the world go round,

Princess, we shall meet you, honey,

And it won’t be just one pound.

Too much money, silver, gold,

That’s exchange, it will be told.

Hay la-lay, hay la-lay, oh-oh.

Brigand 1: Where is the king? He’s disappeared.

Brigand 2: How could that happen?

Brigand 3: Nonsense.

Brigand 1: Oh, our money!

Brigand 2: Oh, my dreams, my hopes!

Brigand 3: We must catch him until he gets to the palace!

Brigand 1: Hurry up!

Princess: Oh, daddy. At last you are here! I worried so much!

King: Oh, I was robbed, they wanted to kill me and these pretty friends got me free. Meet them.

Princess: How do…

Troubadour: My heart…

(Исполняется на мелодию из мультфильма «В клетке птичка томится»)

2. 3. Oh, the sun in compare with you

Is getting pale and not bright.

Oh, the stars in compare with you

Don’t give me some light.

• What has happened to me

I don’t know what to do

His charming look has burnt me

As an arrow’s gone through.

• Oh, princess, my heart is beating.

It is ready to jump

Out of my chest, it says that

You are the best of the best.

• What has happened to me

I don’t know what to do.

Your charming look has burnt me

As an arrow’s gone through.

King: Darling, they are just musicians. We don’t know who they are.

Troubadour: Your majesty, you promised …

King: I promised nothing!

Troubadour: But you told if we get you free…

King: I remember nothing! Leave us…

Princess: Daddy, let them stay here! Please… Something tells me that I…

King: Stop that!

Princess: Oh, please…

(Исполняется на мелодию из мультфильма «Ах ты, бедная моя Трубодурочка…»)

3. 4. My princess, oh, dear girl,

Stop your suffering.

I shall find you a groom

And you’ll love him.

Oh, perhaps, you’ll have a rest aboard?

I will tell you no one word.

• Foreign prince is what you need

Please, believe me.

Prince will cure you and you

You will marry him

Or, perhaps, you’ll have a rest aboard?

• I will tell you no one word.

King: Where are you going? My darling, don’t leave me!

Princess: I’ll follow my love, leave me!

King: Don’t do it. Just try to understand me!

(Исполняется на мелодию из мультфильма « Пусть нету ни кола и ни двора…»)

4. 5. There’s no house, no king and life.

Life is so empty if you don’t have money.

Oh, please, God, give us somebody to rob,

To rob somebody, yes, it is so funny.

We don’t want to live other way,

We don’t want to live other way,

Robbing, stealing, burgling,

Killing, fooling, murdering.

That’s what we love.

Brigand 1: Oh, life is so empty.

Brigand 2: When your pocket is empty.

Brigand 1: Oh, I am so unhappy!

Brigand 2: I don’t know, rob somebody or kill.

Brigand 3: Hhh! Somebody is coming!

Brigand 1: A princess!

(Исполняется на мелодию из мультфильма «Баю-баюшки-баю…»)

5. 6. Baby, dear, do not cry!

We won’t kill you!

• Tell me why?

• Let me go!

• Give us money!

• I will give you!

• That is funny.

• What else can you give to me?

If a king you want to see?

• I don’t know what to say.

• In the wood you want to stay?

• Go away from her.

• Who is that?

• Hide behind the tree.

• What yet?

• Say that you regret!

• I regret! I regret!

We‘ll be good, we won’t be bad!

• Good of you and give me that!

Troubadour: Oh, dear princess, what are you doing here in the forest, so far from the palace?

Princess: The forest is your house and I feel myself at home. I am with you.

Troubadour: And I am with you!

Friends: And we are all together!

(Исполняется на мелодию из мультфильма «Ничего на свете лучше нету…»)

6. We shall never stop the way we spend our life.

We shall bring enjoyment, we shall never lie.

You have laughed and you’ve enjoyed our concert.

We have tried to give you good emotions.

Contents

1. Вступительное слово

2. Mermaid………………………………………………………………

3. The Fisherman and his Wife

4. Cinderella

5. Magic dwarf

6. Winter Tale

7. Yemelya the Fool

8. Esmeralda and Hunch

9. Shrek

10. Shrek 2

11. Renewed Musiciams