- •Lewis Carroll. Alice's adventures in Wonderland
- •It's getting!' She was close behind it when she turned to
- •I can reach the key; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep
- •It was the White Rabbit returning, splendidly dressed, with a
- •It'll sit up and beg for its dinner, and all sorts of thins--I
- •It was high time to go, for the pool was getting quite crowded
- •It advisable--"'
- •In a ring, and begged the Mouse to tell them something more.
- •I'll take no
- •It; and the others all joined in chorus, `Yes, please do!' but
- •It did so indeed, and much sooner than she had expected:
- •I grow up, I'll write one--but I'm grown up now,' she added in a
- •I'm here! Digging for apples, yer honour!'
- •I wouldn't be in Bill's place for a good deal: this fireplace is
- •Is, something comes at me like a Jack-in-the-box, and up I goes
- •Idea came into her head. `If I eat one of these cakes,' she
- •I used--and I don't keep the same size for ten minutes together!'
- •It was so long since she had been anything near the right size,
- •Invitation from the Queen to play croquet.' The Frog-Footman
- •Invited yet.'
- •Invited,' said the March Hare.
- •It every now and then, and holding it to his ear.
- •Ventured to ask.
- •Instantly, and neither of the others took the least notice of her
- •It, busily painting them red. Alice thought this a very curious
- •In hand, in couples: they were all ornamented with hearts. Next
- •It?' So she stood still where she was, and waited.
- •It may kiss my hand if it likes.'
- •Into a tree.
- •It in less than no time she'd have everybody executed, all round.
- •Into Alice's, and they walked off together.
- •Is, but I shall remember it in a bit.'
- •Voice, to the company generally, `You are all pardoned.' `Come,
- •Interesting story,' but she could not help thinking there must be
- •Interrupted, `if you don't explain it as you go on? It's by far
- •It hurried off, without waiting for the end of the song.
- •It; so, after hunting all about for it, he was obliged to write
- •Voice. Nobody moved.
- •Voice, and see that queer little toss of her head to keep back
Invited yet.'
`You'll see me there,' said the Cat, and vanished.
Alice was not much surprised at this, she was getting so used
to queer things happening. While she was looking at the place
where it had been, it suddenly appeared again.
`By-the-bye, what became of the baby?' said the Cat. `I'd
nearly forgotten to ask.'
`It turned into a pig,' Alice quietly said, just as if it had
come back in a natural way.
`I thought it would,' said the Cat, and vanished again.
Alice waited a little, half expecting to see it again, but it
did not appear, and after a minute or two she walked on in the
direction in which the March Hare was said to live. `I've seen
hatters before,' she said to herself; `the March Hare will be
much the most interesting, and perhaps as this is May it won't be
raving mad--at least not so mad as it was in March.' As she said
this, she looked up, and there was the Cat again, sitting on a
branch of a tree.
`Did you say pig, or fig?' said the Cat.
`I said pig,' replied Alice; `and I wish you wouldn't keep
appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make on quite giddy.'
`All right,' said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite
slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the
grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
`Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice;
`but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever
say in my life!'
She had not gone much farther before she came in sight of the
house of the March Hare: she thought it must be the right house,
because the chimneys were shaped like ears and the roof was
thatched with fur. It was so large a house, that she did not
like to go nearer till she had nibbled some more of the lefthand
bit of mushroom, and raised herself to about two feet high: even
then she walked up towards it rather timidly, saying to herself
`Suppose it should be raving mad after all! I almost wish I'd
gone to see the Hatter instead!'
CHAPTER VII A Mad Tea-Party
There was a table set out under a tree in front of the house,
and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it: a
Dormouse was sitting between them, fast asleep, and the other two
were using it as a cushion, resting their elbows on it, and the
talking over its head. `Very uncomfortable for the Dormouse,'
thought Alice; `only, as it's asleep, I suppose it doesn't mind.'
The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded
together at one corner of it: `No room! No room!' they cried
out when they saw Alice coming. `There's PLENTY of room!' said
Alice indignantly, and she sat down in a large arm-chair at one
end of the table.
`Have some wine,' the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.
Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it
but tea. `I don't see any wine,' she remarked.
`There isn't any,' said the March Hare.
`Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it,' said Alice
angrily.
`It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being