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IS HE POPENJOY?
architecture had been reached, and then she caught a word or two as the Baroness declared that the science was “adaapt­ed only to de æstetic and comprehensive intelligence of de famale mind.” But the audience applauded throughout as though every word reached them; and when from time to time the Baroness wiped her brows with a very large hand­kerchief, they shook the building with their appreciation of her energy. Then came a loud rolling sentence, with the old words as an audible termination — “de manifest infairiority of de tyrant saix!” As she said this she waved her handkerchief in the air and almost threw herself over the desk. “She is very great to-night, — very great indeed,” whispered Miss Doctor Olivia Q. Fleabody to Lady George. Lady George was afraid to ask her neighbour whether she understood one word out of ten that were being spoken.
Great as the Baroness was, Lady George became very tired of it all. The chair was hard and the room was full of dust, and she could not get up. It was worse than the longest and the worst sermon she had ever heard. It seemed to her at last that there was no reason why the Baroness should not go on for ever. The woman liked it, and the people applauded her. The poor victim had made up her mind that there was no hope of cessa­tion, and in doing so was very nearly asleep, when, on a sudden, the Baroness had finished and had thrown herself violently back into her chair. “Baroness, believe me,” said Dr. Fleabody, stretching across Lady George, “it is the greatest treat I ever had in my life.” The Baroness hardly condescended to answer the compliment. She was at this moment so great a woman, at this moment so immeasurably the greatest human being
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at any rate in London, that it did not become her to acknowl­edge single compliments. She had worked hard and was very hot, but still she had sufficient presence of mind to remember her demeanour.
When the tumult was a little subsided, Lady Selina Protest got up to move a vote of thanks. She was sitting on the left­hand side of the Chair, and rose so silently that Lady George had at first thought that the affair was all over, and that they might go away. Alas, alas! there was more to be borne yet! Lady Selina spoke with a clear but low voice, and though she was quite audible, and an earl’s sister, did not evoke any enthu­siasm. She declared that the thanks of every woman in Eng­land were due to the Baroness for her exertions, and of every man who wished to be regarded as the friend of women. But Lady Selina was very quiet, making no gestures, and was in­deed somewhat flat. When she sat down no notice whatever was taken of her. Then very quickly, before Lady George had time to look about her, the Doctor was on her feet. It was her task to second the vote of thanks, but she was far too experi­enced an occupant of platforms to waste her precious occasion simply on so poor a task. She began by declaring that never in her life had a duty been assigned to her more consonant to her taste than that of seconding a vote of thanks to a woman so eminent, so humanitarian, and at the same time so essentially a female as the Baroness Banmann. Lady George, who knew nothing about speaking, felt at once that here was a speaker who could at any rate make herself audible and intelligible. Then the Doctor broke away into the general subject, with special allusions to the special matter of female architecture,
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and went on for twenty minutes without dropping a word. There was a moment in which she had almost made Lady George think that women ought to build houses. Her dis­like to the American twang had vanished, and she was almost sorry when Miss Doctor Fleabody resumed her seat.
But it was after that, — after the Baroness had occu­pied another ten minutes in thanking the British public for the thanks that had been given to herself, — that the supreme emotion of the evening came to Lady George. Again she had thought, when the Baroness a second time rolled back to her chair, that the time for departure had come. Many in the hall, indeed, were already going, and she could not quite under­stand why no one on the platform had as yet moved. Then came that bald-headed old gentleman to her, to her very self, and suggested to her that she, — she, Lady George Germain, who the other day was Mary Lovelace, the Brotherton girl, — should stand up and make a speech! “There is to be a vote of thanks to Miss Mildmay as Chairwoman,” said the bald-head­ed old man, “and we hope, Lady George, that you will favour us with a few words.”
Her heart utterly gave way and the blood flew into her cheeks, and she thoroughly repented of having come to this dreadful place. She knew that she could not do it, though the world were to depend upon it; but she did not know wheth­er the bald-headed old gentleman might not have the right of insisting on it. And then all the people were looking at her as the horrible old man was pressing his request over her shoul­der. “Oh,” she said; “no, I can’t. Pray don’t. Indeed I can’t, — and I won’t.” The idea had come upon her that it was necessary
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that she should be very absolute. The old man retired meekly, and himself made the speech in honour of Aunt Ju.
As they were going away Lady George found that she was to have the honour of conveying the Baroness to her lodgings in Conduit Street. This was all very well, as there was room for three in the brougham, and she was not ill-pleased to hear the ecstasies of Aunt Ju about the lecture. Aunt Ju declared that she had agreed with every word that had been uttered. Aunt Ju thought that the cause was flourishing. Aunt Ju was of opinion that women in England would before long be able to sit in Parliament and practice in the Law Courts. Aunt Ju was thoroughly in earnest; but the Baroness had expended her energy in the lecture, and was more inclined to talk about persons. Lady George was surprised to hear her say that this young man was a very handsome young man, and that old man a very nice old man. She was almost in love with Mr. Spuffin, the bald-headed gentleman usher; and when she was particu­lar in asking whether Mr. Spuffin was married, Lady George could hardly think that this was the woman who had been so eloquent on the “infairiority of de tyrant saix.”
But it was not till Aunt Ju had been dropped in Green Street, and the conversation fell upon Lady George herself, that the difficulty began. “You no speak?” asked the Baroness.
“What, in public! Not for the world!”
“You wrong dere. Noting so easy. Say just as you please, only say it vera loud. And alvays abuse somebody or someting. You s’ould try.”
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“I would sooner die,” said Lady George. “Indeed, I should be dead before I could utter a word. Isn’t it odd how that lady Doctor could speak like that.”
“De American young woman! Dey have de impu­dence of — of — of everything you please; but it come to noting.”
“But she spoke well.”
“Dear me, no; noting at all. Dere was noting but vords, vords, vords. Tank you; here I am. Mind you come again, and you shall learn to speak.”
Lady George, as she was driven home, was lost in her in­ability to understand it all. She had thought that the Doctor spoke the best of all, and now she was told that it was nothing. She did not yet understand that even people so great as female orators, so nobly humanitarian as the Baroness Banmann, can be jealous of the greatness of others.
CHAPTER XVIII
LORD GEORGE UP IN LONDON
Lord George returned to town the day after the lecture, and was not altogether pleased that his wife should have gone to the Disabilities. She thought, indeed, that he did not seem to be in a humour to be pleased with anything. His mind was thoroughly disturbed by the coming of his brother, and perplexed with the idea that something must be done though he knew not what. And he was pervaded by a feeling that in the present emergency it behoved him to watch his own steps, and more especially those of his wife. An anonymous letter had reached Lady Sarah, signed, “A Friend of the Family,” in which it was stated that the Marquis of Brotherton had allied himself to the highest blood that Italy knew, marrying into a family that had been noble before English nobility had ex­isted, whereas his brother had married the granddaughter of a stable-keeper and a tallow chandler. This letter had, of course, been shown to Lord George; and, though he and his sisters agreed in looking upon it as an emanation from their enemy, the new Marchioness, it still gave them to understand that she, if attacked, would be prepared to attack again. And Lord George was open to attack on the side indicated. He was,
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on the whole, satisfied with his wife. She was ladylike, soft, pretty, well-mannered, and good to him. But her grandfathers had been stable-keepers and tallow-chandlers. Therefore it was specially imperative that she should be kept from injuri­ous influences. Lady Selina Protest and Aunt Ju, who were both well-born, might take liberties; but not so his wife. “I don’t think that was a very nice place to go to, Mary.”
“It wasn’t nice at all, but it was very funny. I never saw such a vulgar creature as the Baroness, throwing herself about and wiping her face.”
“Why should you go and see a vulgar creature throw her­self about and wipe her face?”
“Why should anybody do it? One likes to see what is go­ing on, I suppose. The woman’s vulgarity could not hurt me, George.”
“It could do you no good.”
“Lady Selina Protest was there, and I went with Miss Mildmay.”
“Two old maids who have gone crazy about Woman’s Rights because nobody has married them. The whole thing is distasteful to me, and I hope you will not go there again.”
“That I certainly shall not, because it is very dull,” said Mary.
“I hope, also, that, independently of that, my request would be enough.”
“Certainly it would, George; but I don’t know why you should be so cross to me.”
“I don’t think that I have been cross; but I am anxious, spe­cially anxious. There are reasons why I have to be very anx-
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ious in regard to you, and why you have to be yourself more particular than others.”
“What reasons?” She asked this with a look of bewildered astonishment. He was not prepared to answer the question, and shuffled out of it, muttering some further words as to the peculiar difficulty of their position. Then he kissed her and left her, telling her that all would be well if she would be careful.
If she would be careful! All would be well if she would be careful! Why should there be need of more care on her part than on that of others? She knew that all this had reference in some way to that troublesome lady and troublesome baby who were about to be brought home; but she could not conceive how her conduct could be specially concerned. It was a sor­row to her that her husband should allow himself to be ruffled about the matter at all. It was a sorrow also that her father should do so. As to herself, she had an idea that if Providence chose to make her a Marchioness, Providence ought to be al­lowed to do it without any interference on her part. But it would be a double sorrow if she were told that she mustn’t do this and mustn’t do that because there was before her a dim prospect of being seated in a certain high place which was claimed and occupied by another person. And she was aware, too, that her husband had in very truth scolded her. The la­dies at Manor Cross had scolded her before, but he had never done so. She had got away from Manor Cross, and had borne the scolding because the prospect of escape had been before her. But it would be very bad indeed if her husband should
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take to scold her. Then she thought that if Jack De Baron were married he would never scold his wife.
The Dean had not yet gone home, and in her discomfort she had recourse to him. She did not intend to complain of her husband to her father. Had any such idea occurred to her, she would have stamped it out at once, knowing that such a course would be both unloyal and unwise. But her father was so pleas­ant with her, so easy to be talked to, so easy to be understood, whereas her husband was almost mysterious, — at any rate, gloomy and dark. “Papa,” she said, “what does George mean by saying that I ought to be more particular than other people?”
“Does he say so?”
“Yes; and he didn’t like my going with that old woman to hear the other women. He says that I ought not to do it though anybody else might.”
“I think you misunderstood him.”
“No; I didn’t, papa.”
“Then you had better imagine that he was tired with his journey, or that his stomach was a little out of order. Don’t fret about such things, and whatever you do, make the best of your husband.”
“But how am I to know where I may go and where I mayn’t? Am I to ask him everything first?”
“Don’t be a child, whatever you do. You will soon find out what pleases him and what doesn’t, and, if you manage well, what you do will please him. Whatever his manner may be, he is soft-hearted and affectionate.”
“I know that, papa.”
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“If he says a cross word now and again just let it go by. You should not suppose that words always mean what they seem to mean. I knew a man who used to tell his wife ever so often that he wished she were dead.”
“Good heavens, papa!”
“Whenever he said so she always put a little magnesia into his beer, and things went on as comfortably as possible. Never magnify things, even to yourself. I don’t suppose Lord George wants magnesia as yet, but you will understand what I mean.” She said that she did; but she had not, in truth, quite compre­hended the lesson as yet, nor could her father as yet teach it to her in plainer language.
On that same afternoon Lord George called in Berkeley Square and saw Mrs. Houghton. At this time the whole cir­cle of people who were in any way connected with the Ger­main family, or who, by the circumstances of their lives were brought within the pale of the Germain influence, were agog with the marriage of the Marquis. The newspapers had already announced the probable return of the Marquis and the com­ing of a new Marchioness and a new Lord Popenjoy. Occasion had been taken to give some details of the Germain family, and public allusion had even been made to the marriage of Lord George. These are days in which, should your wife’s grandfa­ther have ever been insolvent, some newspaper, in its catering for the public, will think it proper to recall the fact. The Dean’s parentage had been alluded to, and the late Tallowax will, and the Tallowax property generally. It had also been declared that the Marchesa Luigi, — now the present Marchioness, — had been born an Orsini; and also, in another paper, the other fact
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