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SATANSTOE; OR, THE LITTLEPAGE MANUSCRIPTS
tanstoe or had my father with him at Rockrockarock, as his own place, in Rockland, was called. On these visits, whether to or from, there was a large consumption of tobacco, beer, cider, wine, rum, lemons, sugar, and the other ingredients of punch, toddy and fl ip; but no outrageously durable excesses. There was much laughing, a great deal of good feeling, many stories, and regular repetitions of old adventures, in the way of traditional narrations; but nothing that could be called decided excesses. It is true, that my grand father, and my father, and the Rev. Mr. Worden, and Col. Follock, were much in the habit of re­tiring to their beds a little confused in their brains, the con­sequence of so much tobacco-smoke, as Mr. Worden always maintained; but everything was decent, and in order. The par­son, for instance, invariably pulled up on a Friday; and did not take his place in the circle until Monday evening, again; which gave him fully twenty-four hours, to cool off in, before he as­cended the pulpit. I will say this, for Mr. Worden, that he was very systematic and methodical in the observance of all his duties; and I have known him, when he happened to be late at dinner, on discovering that my father had omitted to say grace, insist on everybody’s laying down their knives and forks, while he asked a blessing; even though it were after the fi sh was actually eaten. No, no; Mr. Worden was a particular person, about all such things; and it was generally admitted, that he had been the means of causing grace to be introduced into several families, in Westchester; in which it had never been the practice to have it, before his examples and precepts were known to them.
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I had not been acquainted with Guert Ten Eyck a fortnight, before I saw he had a tendency to the same sort of excesses as those to which Col. Van Valkenburgh was addicted. There was an old French Huguenot living near Satanstoe – or rather, the son of one, who still spoke his father’s language – and who used to call Col. Follock’s frolics his «grands couchers» and his «petit couchers;» without assistance; while at the fi rst, it was indispensable that some aid should be proffered. It was these «grands couchers» at which my father never assisted. On these occasions, the colo­nel invariably held his orgies over in Rockland, in the soci­ety of men of purely Dutch extraction; there being something exclusive in the enjoyment. I have heard it said that these last frolics sometimes lasted a week, on really important occasions; during the whole of which time the colonel and all near him
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In plain English, the «great go-to-bed», and the «little go-to­bed». There may be a portion of our readers who are not aware that the word «levee», meaning a morning reception by a great man, is derived from the French «lever», which means «to rise», or «to get up». The kings of France were in the habit of receiving homage at their morning toilets; a strange custom, that doubtless had its origin in the empressement of the courtier to inquire how his master had slept; which receptions were divided into two classes, the «grand lever» and the «petit lever» – the «great getting-up» or the «little getting-up». The fi rst was an occasion of more state than the last. Even down to the time of Charles X., the court papers seldom went a week without announcing that the king had signed the contract of marriage – a customary compliment in France, among friends of this of that personage – at the «grand lever», or at the «petit lever;» the fi rst, I believe, but am not certain, being the greater honour of the two.– EDITOR.
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inasmuch as he usually got to bed at the last,
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were as happy as lords. These «grands couchers» however, oc­curred but rarely – coming round, as it might be, like leap­years, just to regulate the calendar, and adjust the time.
As for my new friend, Guert, he made no manifestation towards a «grand coucher» during the time I remained at Al­bany – this his attachment to Mary Wallace forbade – but, I discovered by means of hints and allusions, that he had been engaged in one or two such affairs, and that there was still a longing for them in his bones. It was owing to her con­sciousness of the existence of such weaknesses, and her own strong aversion to anything of the sort, that, I am persuaded, Mary Wallace was alone induced to hesitate about accepting Guert’s weekly offer of his hand. The tenderness she evidently felt for him, now shone too obviously in her eyes, to leave any doubt in my mind of Guert’s fi nal success; for what woman ever refused long to surrender, when the image of the besieger had taken its place in the citadel of her heart! Even Anneke received Guert with much favour, after his excellent behav­iour on the river; and I fancied that everything was going on most fl atteringly for my friend, while it seemed to me that I made no advances in my own suit. Such, at least, were my no­tions on the subject, at the very moment when my new friend, as it appeared, was nearly driven to desperation.
It was near the end of April, or about a month after our perilous adventure on the ice, that Guert came to seek me, one fi ne spring morning, with something very like despair depict­ed in his fi ne, manly face. During the whole of that month, it ought to be premised, I had not dared to speak of love to An­neke. My attentions and visits were incessant and pointed, but
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my tongue had been silent. The diffi dence of real admiration had held me tongue-tied; and I foolishly fancied there would be something like presuming on the services I had so lately rendered, in urging my suit so soon after the occurrence of the events I have described. I had even the romance to think it might be taking an undue advantage of Bulstrode, to wish to press my claims at a moment when the common object of our suit might be supposed to feel the infl uence of a lively grati­tude. These were the notions and sentiments of a very young man, it must be confessed; but I do not know that I ought to feel ashamed of them. At all events, they existed; and they had produced the effect I have mentioned, leaving me to fall, each day, more desperately in love, while I made no sensible ad­vances in preferring my suit. Guert was very much in the same situation, with this difference, however; he made it a point to offer himself, distinctly, each Monday morning, invariably receiving for an answer «no;» if the lady were to be pressed for a defi nite reply; but leaving some glimmering of hope, should time be given for her to make up her mind. The visit of Guert’s, to which I have just alluded, was after one of the cus­tomary offers, and usual replies; the offer direct, and the «no», tempered by the doubting and thoughtful brow, the affection­ate smile, and the tearful eye.
«Corny», said my friend, throwing down his hat with a most rueful aspect; for, winter having departed, and spring come, we had all laid aside our fur-caps –» Corny, I have just been refused again! That word, ‘no,’ has got to be so common with Mary Wallace, that I am afraid her tongue will never
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know how to utter a ‘yes!’ Do you know, Corny, I have a great mind to consult Mother Doortje!»
«Mother who? – You do not mean Mr. Mayor’s cook, surely!»
«No; Mother Doortje. She is said to be the best fortune tell­er that has ever lived in Albany. But, perhaps, you do not be­lieve in fortune-tellers; some people I know do not?»
«I cannot say that I have much belief, or unbelief, on the subject, never having seen anything of that sort».
«Have they, then, no fortune-teller, no person who has the dark art, in New York?»
«I have heard of such people, but have never had an op­portunity of seeing or hearing for myself. If you do go to see this Mother Dorrichy, or whatever you call her, I should like amazingly to be of the party».
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Guert was delighted to hear this, and he caught eagerly at the offer. If I would stand his friend he would go at once; but he confessed he did not like to trust himself all alone in the old woman’s company.
«I am, perhaps, the only man of my time of life, in Albany, who has not, sooner or later, consulted Mother Doortje;» he added! «I do not know how it is, but, somehow, I have never liked to tempt fortune by going to question her! One never can tell what such a being may say; and should it be evil, why it might make a man very miserable. I am sure I want no more
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Doortje – pronounced Doort-yay – means Dorothea. Mr. Littlepage uses a sort of corruption of the pronunciation. I well re­member a fortune-teller of that name, in Albany; though it could not have been the Doortje of 1758. – EDITOR.
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trouble, as it is, than to fi nd Mary Wallace so undetermined about having me!»
«Then you do not mean to go, after all! I am not only ready,
but anxious to accompany you».
«You mistake me, Corny. Go I will, now, though she tell me that which will cause me to cut my throat – but, we must not go as we are; we must disguise ourselves, in order that she may not know us. Everybody goes disguised; and then they have an opportunity of learning if she is in a good vein, or not, by seeing if she can tell anything about their business, or hab­its, in the fi rst place. If she fail in that, I should not care a straw for any of the rest. So, go to work, Corny, and dress yourself for the occasion – borrow some clothes of the people in the house, here, and come round to me, as soon as you please; I shall be ready, for I often go disguised to frolics – yes, unlucky devil that I am, and come back disguised, too!»
Everything was done, as desired. By means of a servant in the tavern, I was soon equipped in a way that satisfi ed me was very successful; inasmuch as I passed Dirck, in quitting the house, and my old, confi dential friend did not recog­nise me. Guert was in as good luck, as I actually asked him­self for himself, when he opened the door for my admission. The laugh, and the handsome face, however, soon let me into the secret, and we sallied forth in high spirits; almost forget­ting our misgivings concerning the future, in the fun of pass­ing our acquaintances in the street, without being known.
Guert was much more artistically and knowingly disguised, than I was myself. We both had put on the clothes of labour­ers; Guert wearing a smock-frock that he happened to own for his fi shing occupations in summer – but I had my usual lin-
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en in view, and wore all the ordinary minor articles of my daily attire. My friend pointed out some of these defects, as we went along, and an attempt was made to remedy them. Mr. Worden coming in view, I determined to stop him, and speak to him in a disguised voice, in order to ascertain if it were possible to deceive him.
«Your sarvant, Tominie», I said, making an awkward bow, as soon as we got near enough to the parson to address him; «be you ter Tominie, that marries folk on a pinch?»
«Ay, or on a handful, liking the last best. – Why, Corny, thou rogue, what does all this mean?»
It was necessary to let Mr. Worden into the secret; and he no sooner learned the business we were on, than he ex­pressed a wish to be of the party. As there was no declining, we now went to the inn, and gave him time to assume a suitable disguise. As the divine was a rigid observer of the costume of his profession, and was most strictly a man of his cloth, it was a very easy matter for him to make such a change in his exteri­or, as completely to render him incognito. When all was ready, we went fi nally forth, on our errand.
«I go with you, Corny, on this foolish business», said the Rev. Mr. Worden, as soon as we were fairly on our way, «to comply with a promise made your excellent mother, not to let you stray into any questionable company, without keep­ing a fatherly eye over you. Now, I regard a fortune-teller’s, as a doubtful sort of society; therefore, I feel it to be a duty, to make one of this party».
I do not know whether the Rev. Mr. Worden succeeded in deceiving himself; but, I very well know, he did not succeed in
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deceiving me. The fact was, he loved a frolic; and nothing made him happier, than to have an opportunity of joining in just such an adventure as that we were on. Judging from the posi­tion of her house, and the appearance of things in and around it, the business of Mother Doortje was not of the most lucra­tive sort. Dirt and poverty were two things not easily encoun­tered, in Albany; and, I do not say, that we found very positive evidence of either, here; but there was less neatness than was usual in that ultra-tidy community; and, as for any great dis­play of abundance, it was certainly not to be met with.
We were admitted by a young woman, who gave us to un­derstand that Mother Doortje had a couple of customers, al­ready; but she invited us to sit down in an outer room, promis­ing that our turn should be the next. We did so, accordingly, listening, through a door that was a little ajar, with no small degree of curiosity, to what was passing within. I accidentally took a seat in a place that enabled me to see the legs of one of the fortune-teller’s customers; and, I thought, immediately, that the striped stockings were familiar to me; when the nasal, and very peculiar intonation of Jason, put the matter out of all doubt. He spoke in an earnest manner; which rendered him a little incautious; while the woman’s tones were low and mumbled. Notwithstanding, we all overheard the following discourse –
«Well, now, Mother Dorrichay», said Jason, in a very confi ding sort of way, «I’ve paid you well, for this here busi­ness, and I want to know if there is any chance, for a poor man, in this colony, who doesn’t want for friends, or, for that matter, merit?»
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«That’s yourself» mumbled the female voice – in the way one announces a discovery –» Yes, I see, by the cards, that your question applies to yourself. You are a young man, that wants not for friends; and you have merit! You have friends that you deserve; the cards tells me that!»
«Well, I’ll not deny the truth of what you assert; and, I must say, Dirck, it is a little strange, this woman, who never saw me before, should know me so well – my very natur’, as it might be. But, do you think, I shall do well to follow up the affair I am now on, or that I had best give it up?»
«Give up nothing», answered the oracle, in a very oracular manner, shuffl ing the cards as she spoke; «no, give up nothing, but keep all you can. That is the way to thrive, in this world».
«By the Hokey, Dirck, she gives good advice, and I think I shall follow it! But how about the land, and the mill-seat – or, rather, how about the particular things I’m thinking about?»
«You are thinking of purchasing – yes, the cards say pur­chasing; or is it ‘disposing’«
«Why, as I’ve got none to sell, it can’t very well be dispos­ing, Mother».
«Yes, I’m right – this Jack of Clubs settles the matter – you are thinking of buying some land – Ah! there’s water running down-hill; and here I see a pond – Why, you are thinking of buying a mill-seat».
«By the Hokey! – Who would have thought this, Dirck!»
«Not a mill; no, there is no mill built; but a mill-seat. Six, king, three and an ace; yes, I see how it is – and you wish to get this mill-seat at much less than its real value. Much less; not less, but much less».
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«Well, this is wonderful! I’ll never gainsay fortin-tellin’ ag’in!» exclaimed Jason. «Dirck, you are to say nothin’ of this, or think nothin’ of this – as it’s all in confi dence, you know. Now, jist put in a last word, about the end of life, Mother, and I’ll be satisfi ed. What you have told me about my for­tin and earnin’s must be true, I think, for my whole heart is in them; but I should like to know, after enjoying so much wealth and happiness as you’ve foretold, what sort of an end I am to make of it?»
«An excellent end – full of grace, and hope, and Chris­tian faith. I see here, something that looks like a clergyman’s gown – white sleeves – book under the arm –»
«That can’t be me. Mother, as I’m no lover of forms, but belong to the platform».
«Oh! I see how it is, now; you dislike Church of England people, and could throw dirt at them. Yes, yes – here you are – a presbyterian deacon, and one that can lead in a private meet­ing, on an occasion».
«Come, Dirck, I’m satisfi ed – let us go; we have kept Moth­er Doorichaise long enough, and I heard some visiters come in, just now. Thank you, mother – thank you, with all my heart; I think there must be some truth in this fortin-tellin’ after all!»
Jason now arose, and walked out of the house, without even deigning to look at us – and consequently without our being recognised. But Dirck lingered a minute, not yet satisfi ed with what had been already told him.
«Do you really think I shall never be married, Mother?» he asked, in a tone that suffi ciently betrayed the importance
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