I've never been able to finish inside.

Malu: Why not?

Toothbrush: It started with a fear of knocking her up. After that I just

became used to it. Now, I can't change even if I try. I always hurriedly

suppress it on the inside, but on the outside I always appear happy.

Daxian: With that kind of attitude, sooner or later, humanity will come to

an end. Do you think God designs that kind of exercise for your pleasure?

The pleasures are meant to encourage you to continue your line of

descendants; the more pleasure, the greater the number of one's descendants.

Nowadays, all anyone wants to do is seek pleasure; they don't want to take

any responsibilities.

Heizi: Malu, did you have a look at that book "100 Courtship Skills -- A

Love Training Manual?"

Toothbrush: Give me a look. "Request a song for her on the radio. Send her

flowers on Valentine's Day, her birthday, or on any ordinary day." It's too

cliche! Malu, what are you doing looking at this stuff for? If you wanted to

know how to woo a girl so badly why didn't you come to me?

Daxian: Let me see. What's the meaning of this part you ticked?

Malu: Give it to me.

Daxian: You've already ticked some items, "Write her some love poems or copy

a love poem to give her." You can't be serious about following these, can

you?

Heizi: For sure you've already written her a poem!

Toothbrush: You've definitely written one for her!

Daxian: It definitely went like this . . . . . .

The group of them:

I am a strong black rhino,

My skin is an inch thick,

My favourite place is the bog,

My toy is a foot long.

I am a sexy rhino,

My horn is used as an aphrodisiac,

My large breasts are known far and wide,

Our love is like the story of Zeus and Leda,

I've prepared fresh mud for you,

Fresh flowers to sleep with.

Heizi: All that for a woman that smells like a photocopier.

Malu: You pretty female beast, you really like it don't you? You want to

shout, to shake heaven and earth don't you? Shout! Make an effort to shout!

You're a tramp. Although you've got clean hay to lie in, you only want your

stinking bog, don't you? Well if you like filthy mud then I'll give you

filthy mud! If you like being despicable, we can be despicable together.

Open your mouth!

Act VIII

The rhinoceros enclosure

Malu: Tula, I've got some bad news for you. The management didn't buy a

female black rhinos. They want to buy a male white rhino so that they can

have more white rhinos in the future. Maybe they thought you're already too

old, that you couldn't possibly help add a little black rhino to the zoo. I

feel sorry for you. You haven't even had a chance to partake in the mating

ritual. Only male rhinos that have gone through this ritual can be real

rhinos. Only then can you have a woman who loves you. But you'll never have

such a chance.

Act IX

Malu provokes Chen Fei. A group of Chen Fei's friends grab Malu and dump him