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Indestructible, a manifestation of humanity's wisdom and strength. The

lottery tickets issued in its name have already brought in five million

Yuan. A miracle will occur today. A miracle will occur at this moment. How

many hundreds of millions of pairs of eyes are gazing at us right now,

gazing at this spot, watching this miracle drawing closer and closer? Upon

whose head will the worldly prize fall? Who will be the new century's lucky

one? !

Resident A: If I win the money I will build the "Century of Hope" school in

my hometown.

Resident B: If I win the money, I'll use all of it to build up a

relationship between the new century and extraterrestrials.

Resident C: I'll contribute my meager strength toward fighting air

pollution.

Resident D: I'll use it all to completely repay a debt.

Resident E: Buy diamond earrings!

Resident F: Go abroad.

Resident G: Buy a house.

Resident H: Buy a pile of Viagra.

(Drum roll.)

Director: The miracle, we are about to receive the miracle.

(On the screen numbers begin to flash, finally stopping on a number. Malu

jumps out from the crowd. He walks slowly up to the raised platform. The

crowd all raise their heads and look on dully.)

Malu: One has to believe in miracles. (Raises the lottery ticket in his

hand. The crowd cheers. Malu's friends holler wildly.)

Heizi: It's Malu! It's Malu!

Lily: What a great day!

Daxian: I'm in the process of computing the probabilities!

Hong Hong: I love you!

Toothbrush: The saying is: "lucky at cards, unlucky in love!"

Heizi: I also want to be unlucky in love!

Director: Lucky guy, what's your name?

Malu: Malu.

Director: Congratulations.

Malu: Thanks.

Director: After careful examination it is without a doubt that Malu's

lottery ticket is indeed the winner. Here's five million Yuan in cash!

(Malu receives a box. The crowd cheers.)

Director: May I ask you what your plans are for the money?

Malu: Honestly speaking, the money isn't of much use to me . . . . . .

Heizi: Give it to me!

Malu: A total of one tenth. I promise to give my best friends a portion . .

.

(Heizi, Toothbrush, and Daxian cheer.)

Malu: . . . . . . For Tula the rhinoceros I'll buy an African female rhinos

so he can have a companion.

Director: That's certainly an imaginative idea. Any others?

(Malu doesn't reply. Suddenly he picks up the money and dashes off.)

Crowd: Where's he going? Where's he off to?

Director: Follow him. Get the camera on him.

Daxian and the rest: Malu! Wait!

Hong Hong: My shoe, my shoe fell off!

Lily: Who stepped on my skirt!

Crowd: Where is he going?

A: He's going to hide the money!

B: He's trying to avoid a debt?

C: He's trying to avoid lending it out!

Director: (Runs and talks at the same time) He's already run across five

avenues, leaving the crowd behind him. Judging from the way he jogs, from

his posture and his physical strength, some experts suspect that he is a

champion marathon runner. We are diligently collecting background material

on Malu. Malu has now turned down an alley and arrived in front of a

building. He's going upstairs . . . . .

Malu: Mingming, open the door. It's me Malu! Mingming!

Director: (Excitedly) He's knocking on a door. He's calling a person's name!

(The crowd pursues him, panting.)

Malu: Mingming, can you hear me? It's me, Malu, open the door! I told myself

that if I can make you happy, then I won't ever have to leave you, and that

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