- •Prologue
- •Instinctively Kozlowski aimed and fired, crushing and rendering the thing a charred, fragmented skull.
- •In this case, though, what the sensors showed was all the hive was throwing at them.
- •In the center, like a giant flower bulb of chitinous flesh, grew the "throne"—the storage place for the royal jelly and home of the spawning queen.
- •Xeno-Zip.
- •In this kind of political and economic atmosphere, you just couldn't be too careful.
- •It brought out the best in him.
- •It was the general's turn to smile. "Excellent. I cannot commend your expedition into better hands, Mr. Grant. May I formally introduce you to Colonel Alexandra Kozlowski, your commanding officer."
- •If so, that could mean many things, none of them particularly good, several of them very bad.
- •It hit her then: what was important to bureaucrats?
- •It looked, smelled, tasted, felt like something out of his high school sports hero's days. Funky, but somehow homey. Oddly comforting.
- •In the front of the room, alongside her podium, was a table where the big shots in the mission sat, ready to support her in her explanations. Grant. A few of his scientists. Some crew members.
- •If you turned down the lights a bit and smudged a little with mind and imagination, this Kozlowski bitch was reallyquite the looker.
- •Instead, he pushed a button that depressurized the seal on the champagne. He tagged another switch. Armatures extended and made short work of the cork.
- •It smelled in here. Acidic. Oil, electricity, coffee ... And something more.
- •It looked like a misshapen excuse for a body, but with limbs and head cut off and lengths of esophagus and intestine connecting it with organic machines nearby.
- •Indeed, Grant noted.
- •In the command control area behind this array of weaponry, Sergeant Argento was doing a double check to systems.
- •It was like watching a movie.
- •Immediately the private began to hustle. She moved up the steps on the side of the lander. The alien hunkered over the remains of Argento. It hissed at her, wobbling like a spider guarding its prey.
- •Immediately the guns started to swivel, pointing downward at the bugs already inside the force field, and those still crawling through.
- •It was a makeshift conference table at best, but it would have to do.
- •It was Colonel Kozlowski.
- •In her hand she held some kind of metal clamp, attached to a bottle-shaped thing.
- •It was flashing back on her.
- •It was big and it was fast, and it was mean.
- •It sailed through the air, and it landed just short of Dr. Begalli. Stunned and disbelieving, Begalli tried to turn.
- •It still came forward.
- •Indeed, there was a smoking hole in the overplating of the hip area of the suit, exposing underpart beneath.
- •It seemed to take forever, but finally they saw the lip of the tunnel's entrance.
- •Its metal base bashed directly into the alien's head.
- •Epilogue
It was the general's turn to smile. "Excellent. I cannot commend your expedition into better hands, Mr. Grant. May I formally introduce you to Colonel Alexandra Kozlowski, your commanding officer."
Grant's jaw dropped. He was glad he hadn't lit up a cigar. It would have fallen right onto his expensive Italian suit, spilled embarrassing ashes all over the place. He recovered quickly, converted his surprise into a laugh. "Well, well, well! How marvelous. And I thought you were the one who hated the bugs."
"I do," said Colonel Kozlowski. "I want to see every last one of them either cindered ... or perhaps even harmless, if that's possible. That's why I'm in this business, Mr. Grant. That's why I'm here today." She leaned forward and tapped the table. "Make no mistake, though. I don't believe in the Devil, Mr. Grant—but if therewas a Devil, I doubt if even he would be evil enough to invent these bugs. This is not going to be a field trip to an ant farm. Tell your people that."
Those smoldering eyes again.
There was something else in those eyes ... something that looked at him in a peculiar way that bothered Grant. Bothered him intensely. He shrugged it off, turned to the men in charge.
"Well, seems like a fine choice to me. I like a woman with intestinal fortitude." He pulled out a handful of cigars from his breast pocket. "A celebration seems to be called for. Anybody care to join me?" He flashed a handful.
The general took one.
The admiral accepted one.
"Me," said Colonel Kozlowski, holding out a hand.
Grant had one passed down.
He watched as the petite but hard-looking woman accepted the cigar, examined it, sniffed it, then pocketed it.
"You're not going to smoke it with us?" Daniel Grant said, slightly miffed but playful nonetheless.
"Mr. Grant," said Colonel Alex Kozlowski. "Celebration is hardly in order yet. I'll smoke it when the mission is over and my rear is seated safe and sound back in this chair for a debriefing."
The woman asked for and obtained permission to leave from her superiors.
"Well, what do you think of our choice for your commander?" said the general, an eyebrow raised.
Grant let out a gust of smoke.
"I'd say, I feel damned sorry for those Hiveworld bugs!"
6
“Nice-looking boat, huh?"
Daniel Grant flashed the cube-shot to his date sitting in the restaurant booth next to him. She was a hot, big-busted brunette with her spangled dress spray-painted on. Long hair, delicious perfume, and foreign territory for the old Skyscraper Man to plumb. He was impressing her with this nightclub, black and white and dazzle all around—and now, for what reason he knew not, he was impressing her with his power that extended Yea! even to the ends of the Universe!
Her name was Mabel.
"Weird! What kinda thing is that?" Mabel spoke with a New Jersey accent, which gave her flamboyant body a certain earthy charm.
"That's a spaceship, babes. That'smy spaceship. Pretty, huh?"
"Pretty strange. What you want a spaceship for, Mr. Grant?"
"I told you, you can call me Daniel, sweetheart, just as long as your pretty fingers aren't anywhere near a keyboard."
"You're so kind to take me out tonight, Mr. Grant!" Mabel batted long thick mascara at him. "And me, hardly having worked for two days at your offices. And I don'tcare what the other temps have said—you'resuch a gentleman! Such a scrumptious meal, such delicious champagne—and you haven't laid a hand on me!"
Grant mimed a kiss at her. "I know, and it's damned hard, too, make no mistake about it. But Mrs. Grant brought her little boy up right, I guess."
Truth was, you get enough bubbly percolating in those pea brains, display enough dazzle, and blow enough pheromones in their faces, and women touchedyou. A little trick Daniel Grant had learned early on which kept him out of trouble. Oh, well. He had his share of trouble all right, what withletting all those women touch him that wanted to, while he was still married to old Iron Drawers and building his companies. But you tread a fine line, and trouble that came your way tended to be the fun kind of trouble, the thrilling trouble, the trouble that made you feel like you were dashing down a ski slope on a power sled, not a garbage-can lid.
"Anyway, really—what do you think of it?"
The picture was of the U.S.S.Razzia, hovering in parking orbit above Earth. Right now, it was getting loaded up with supplies, weapons, men, and whatnot for the expedition to the alien Hiveworld. A trip that would bring back royal jelly, preserved DNA, and other treasures that would spell not only full financial recovery and put paid to any lost lawsuits—but place him, Daniel Marcus Grant, squarely back into the pure honey of wealth.
"I don't know. It's ... well, it's kind of ugly."
They'd had more than a few glasses of champagne, so things were kind of blurry. Grant examined the picture again.
There it was, a whale of a ship, bubbles and glassine protuberances making it look like some kind of colorful exotic beetle that had been pumped up with gas to the point of bursting. Aesthetically, itdid look rather odd. Kind of like a strange cross between the jewelry kind of carbuncles and the flesh-bump kind. Of course, that wasn't the way Grant saw it. He saw it as his beautiful, thrilling hope for riches beyond avarice.
"What is it?" said Mabel.
"Never mind," said Grant, tucking the photo back into his jacket pocket. "Just a little business venture of mine. Let's talk aboutyou!"
"Oh, but, Mr. Grant! Daniel! I'm fascinated by business ventures!"
"Stick with Grant Industries, kiddo! We've got our share of businesses. Maybe we'll set you up as a special secretary for one of our branches."
The eyes went wide. A slender hand touched his knee. "Oh, but, Mr. Grant! That would be wonderful. I'dhave to prove my skills to you first—"
Grant plucked up the bottle of Dom Fauxgnon from the ice bucket and poured some more champagne into her glass. "I'm sure you will, my dear." He winked at her. "And I for one am looking forward to the fruits of your official labors!"
They clinked glasses.
Feeling positively ebullient, Grant tippled.
This fake stuff sure wasn't classic—but it tingled and did the trick.
He was just finishing off the glass when a booming voice almost made him choke.
"Careful! Careful there, my dear, dear chum!" A dim form moved out of the swirling, milling shadows of the hip night spot and clapped him on the back. Grant sputtered, struggled, and recovered, watery eyes blinking.
"Foxnall!" he said, working hard to keep his voice neutral. "What portal of Hades did you pop from?"
"Ah, believe it or not, dear boy," said the cultured voice from the thin and wiry man with affected square spectacles and billowing silk clothing, "I have not come here to torment you. In fact, if you ask any bartender or regular here tonight, they'll assure you that I am not a stranger to Flickers. But this is a treat, especially with you in the company of such a charming young lady. Are you going to be a selfish cad and refuse to introduce us?"
Grant felt a distinct leveling of spirits.
However, everything was still well within control.
"Mabel, this is Lardner Foxnall. Principal stockholder and CEO of MedTech. Lardner, this is Mabel Planer, an employee and ... ah, new friend."
"My pleasure." Foxnall kissed the woman's hand to her obvious delight.
"MedTech! Why, they make Wonder Diet! I use that all—" Suddenly aware of her diplomatic error, Mabel cringed. "Oh, dear. I mean ..."
"No problem, Mabel," said Grant. "MedTech makes a quite reputable line of Pharmaceuticals. This is a free enterprise system in which we work—and yes, Neo-Pharm has quite worthy competitors and we value them. After all, if there were no other companies, who could we constantly outperform?"
A muscle in Lardner Foxnall's jaw flinched. However, his eyes remained amused. "Yes—quite. And this new enterprise of yours ... this journey ..."
Grant felt a thrill of alarm. "Ah, you must mean—" He began groping for some fake enterprise, to put Foxnall off course.
"Oh, you mean the spaceship! Yes, isn't it exciting?" Mabel fairly jounced with elation. She looked over for approval from her boss, her gentleman date—and found cold eyes instead.
She shut up immediately, to her credit.
"Indeed, Neo-Pharm is looking toward colonial expansion ... but then what Earth drug company worth its salt isn't?" said Grant aggressively.
An artificial tic of a smile from Foxnall. "Absolutely. And may we all prosper!" He winked. "But some, more than others!" A tip of an imaginary hat. "By the way, Ms. Planer. We're always in need of good help at MedTech. Whenever you care for a free supply of Wonder Diet, please remember us!"
"Quite unlikely!" called Grant after him, barely hanging on to his temper.
He waved for a waiter, and a photosensitive robot promptly smoothed up. "What's riffraff like that doing in a reputable club like Flickers?"
"Pardon, honored guest—but Mr. Foxnall is the new owner." Lights blinked obsequiously.
Grant started, did a double take, then smiled. "Then that must be why the fellow ordered a bottle of Dom Perignon for the young lady here!" He scratched his nose. "And the caviar and crackers for me, come to think of it!"
"I will see to it immediately."
"He did?" said Mabel as the robo-waiter trundled off.
"Oh, yes. A tradition between pharmaceutical rivals, my dear."
"Oh, Mr. Grant. I'm so sorry if I said anything wrong. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
"Well, let's drink this next bottle of champagne and eat our caviar and have a serious discussion on the matter."
The caviar was cold and quite good, and the Dom Perignon turned out to be far superior to the Dom Fauxgnon. However the conversation in the next half hour grew sour in Grant's mouth and ears, unspiked by sensual desire and the urge for sexual conquest.
Dammit!
Could Lardner Foxnall have gotten wind of what he was up to? Could he possibly know the destination of the U.S.S.Razzia and the reason for the trip?
