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MEMORIES AND ADVENTURES
comrade in my visit to the army, went off again, trekking up country with the Imperial Yeomanry and ran right into the arms of De Wet, who had just raided the line and won a small victory at a place called Roodeval. The famous guerilla leader was stern but just, and he treated the hospital men with con­sideration, so that Archie returned none the worse for his ad­venture. But there was a bad day or two for me between our learning of his capture and of his release.
The army had got forward with little fi ghting, and Preto­ria was in our hands. It seemed to all of us that the campaign was over and that only cleaning-up remained to be done. I be­gan to consider my own return to Europe, and there were two potent infl uences which drew me, apart from the fact that the medical pressure no longer existed. The fi rst was that I had during all this time continued to write the History of the War, drawing my material very often from the eye-witnesses to these events. But there was a good deal which could only be got at the centre, and therefore if my book was to be ready before that of my rivals it was necessary for me to be on the spot. The second was that a political crisis and a general elec­tion were coming on, and it was on the cards that I might be a candidate. I could not, however, leave Africa until I had seen Pretoria, so, with some diffi culty, I obtained leave and was off on the much-broken and precarious railway on June 22.
That journey was certainly the strangest railway journey of my life. From minute to minute one never knew what would happen. I was in the good company of Major Hanbury Wil­liams, Lord Milner’s Secretary, who allowed me to share his special carriage, and we had with us a little alert man named
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Amery, then unknown to fame, but now deservedly in the seats of the mighty. There were others but I have forgotten them. When the train stopped in the middle of the veldt, which it continually did, one never knew whether it was for fi ve min­utes or for fi ve hours, as did actually occur, and as it went on again without warning one had to sit tight. We met a down train with its windows shattered and heard that twenty folk had been injured in a Boer ambuscade. Every hour we expect­ed to be attacked. Once during one of our long halts we saw a horseman come cantering over the great green expanse. We got out to see and interview him. He was a tall, slab-sided fel­low, unarmed, but with a rakish debonnaire look to him. He said he was a loyal British farmer, but I had no doubt in my own mind that he was a Boer scout who wanted to see what our train was carrying. He sat easy in his saddle for some little time, chatting with us, and then suddenly wheeled his grey horse round and galloped away. Some way further down the line we saw a farm burning, and a fringe of our irregulars rid­ing round it. I was told that it was one of De Wet’s farms and that it was a punishment for cutting the line. The whole scene might have been the middle ages – say a company of Moss troopers on a raid over the English border.
When we came to the place of the Roodeval disaster, where our Derbyshire militia had been sadly cut up by De Wet, the train had to stop, for the line was under repair, and we were able to go over the ground. The place was littered with shells for the heavy guns taken from some looted train. Then there were acres covered with charred or partly charred letters, blowing about in the wind, for De Wet had burned the mail
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bags – one of his less sportsmanlike actions. Napoleon went one better, however, on a certain occasion when he published an Intercepted British mail, which led to a British reprisal of the same sort, not at all conducive to the peace of families. I picked up one letter which fl uttered up to me, and I read in rough handwriting, “I hope you have killed all them Boers by now,” with many x (kisses) underneath. Among other things were some of the band instruments, across which De Wet had driven his heavy wagons.
It gave me a strange thrill when I looked out early one morning at a deserted platform and saw the word Preto­ria printed upon a board. Here we were at last at the very centre of all things. The Transvaal Hotel was open and for several days it was my head-quarters while I examined men and things. One of my fi rst tasks was to see Lord Roberts, who desired to interview me on account of some sensational ar­ticles by Burdett-Coutts which had appeared in the London Press upon the state of the hospitals. Of course that state had in many cases, possibly in all, been awful, but the reason lay in the terrible and sudden emergency. Every one had done his best to meet it and had met it to a surprising degree, but cases of hardship were numerous all the same. This I explained to Lord Roberts – and also to the Royal Commission in London. As an unpaid independent volunteer my words may have had more weight than those of some far greater authority who was personally involved. I can see Roberts now as he sat behind a small desk in his room. His face looked red and engorged, but that was due no doubt to his life in the sun. He was ur­bane and alert, reminding me at once of our former meeting
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in London. His light blue eyes were full of intelligence and kindness, but they had the watery look of age. Indeed, I can hardly remember in all military history a case where a man over seventy had been called out from retirement to conduct so arduous a campaign, and it was his conception of the fi ne fl ank march to Paardeburg which had actually beaten the Boers, however long they might keep up appearances of re­sistance. We had a short vivid talk and I never saw him again until he came to my own house at Hindhead to inspect my rifl e range in 1902.
Of Lord Kitchener I saw nothing at Pretoria, but on one oc­casion a big man on a huge bay horse went past me at a hand gallop on the veldt, and as he passed he waved his hand, and I knew it was the famous soldier. He had been under a cloud since Paardeburg, and indeed it is hard to see how his tactics can be justifi ed, since he attacked the Boers and lost some 2,000 men, when they were headed off and were bound to sur­render in any case. There may be reasons unknown to a civil­ian, but I have heard soldiers speak warmly about it, for some of the attackers were mounted troops who had to gallop to the edge of the donga, and could do nothing when they got there. Colonel Hannay actually registered some protest before obeying the orders in which he and many of his men met their death. However, it was to Kitchener that all men turned now when the organization of the lines of communication was the vital point, and that rather than actual battle was his forte. I have been told by some who have been in action with him that he became nervously restless and impatient in a fi ght, while Roberts, on the other hand, became cooler and more
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quiet the greater the danger grew. In organization, however, Kitchener was inhuman in his cool accuracy. “Regret to report great dynamite explosion. Forty Kaffi rs killed,” was the report of one offi cer. “Do you need more dynamite?” was the answer­ing telegram from Lord Kitchener.
There was a bench outside my hotel on which a group of old bearded burghers used to smoke their pipes every day. I went down and sat among them with my Boer pipe fi lled with the best Magaliesburg. I said nothing, so soon they began to make advances, speaking excellent English in rough gut­tural fashion. Botha was not far from the town, and it was no­torious that spies took him out the news every night. These old fellows were clearly a collecting station, so I thought it would be useful to give them something to ponder. After con­versational remarks one of them said: “Tell us, Mister, when are we to have peace?” They were under the impression that the whole British nation was longing for peace, and it was this which encouraged the resistance. “Oh,” said I, “I hope not for a long time yet.” They all looked at each other, and then the spokesman said: “Why do you say that, Mister?” “Well, it’s this way,” said I. “This country, you see, is going to be a British Col­ony. It would be very awkward for us to have a Colony which was full of dangerous men. We couldn’t kill them then, could we? They would be fellow-citizens and under the law’s protec­tion, the same as we. Our only chance is to kill them now, and that’s what we will do if we have the time.” The old fellows all grunted and puffed furiously at their pipes, but they could fi nd no answer. Possibly some version of the matter may have reached the point I was aiming at.
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Our longest excursion from Pretoria was to Water-val, whither Bennett Burleigh took me in his Cape cart. Once we got quite close to a Boer patrol, about a dozen horsemen. Burleigh could not believe that they were actually the ene­my until I pointed out that several of the horses were white, which was hardly ever known in our service. He then exam­ined them with his glass, and found I was right. They were clearly on some quest of their own, for they took no notice of us, though they could easily have cut us off. Our drive took us to the great prison camp where so many British and Colonial soldiers had a humiliating experience. The prisoners had only got free a week or two before, and the whole place, many acres in size, was covered with every sort of souvenir. I contented myself with a Boer carbine which had been broken by a Brit­ish prisoner, a band triangle, a half-knitted sock, the knitting needles being made from the barbed wire, and a set of leg fet­ters from the camp gaol. A tunnel had been bored just before the general delivery by some captive Hussars. It was a wonder­ful work, considering that it was done chiefl y with spoons, and it had just been fi nished when relief came. I descended into it, and was photographed by Burleigh as I emerged. I daresay many of my friends have copies of it still, with my inscription: “Getting out of a hole, like the British Empire.”
I spent a day in Johannesburg, walking its deserted streets and seeing its great mines now dead or at least in suspended an­imation. I descended one of the deep mines, the Robinson, but as the hoisting machinery was out of order, and we had to walk in darkness down hundreds (it seemed thousands) of slippery wooden steps, with buckets, which did the draining, clanking
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past one’s ear, it was certainly an over-rated amusement. We got the usual tips as to which mines were going to boom – on all of which I acted, and all of which proved to be wrong.
On July 4, after an uneventful journey, which proved in itself that our grip was tightening upon the country, I found myself back in the Langman Hospital again. Times were quiet there, though another of our poor orderlies had just died of erysipelas, which had broken out in the wards – not traumatic erysipelas, but a variety which came without apparent cause. I mention the fact because enteric had been so universal that there really seemed no other disease, and this was the only ap­pearance of any other ailment. If the army had all been inocu­lated, this would, I think, have been absolutely the healthiest war on record. Of surgical cases we had few, but I remember one operation which is perhaps rather technical for discus­sion and yet stands out very clearly in my memory. It was per­formed upon the Dutch military attaché with the Boers, who was picked up wounded and paralyzed after some engagement. A shrapnel bullet had broken one of his cervical vertebrae, the bone pressed on the nerves, and they had ceased to func­tion. Watson Cheyne of London was the operator. He had cut down on the bone with a free incision and was endeavouring with a strong forceps to raise the broken arch of bone, when an amazing thing happened. Out of the great crimson cleft there rose a column of clear water 2 feet high, feathering at the top like a little palm tree, which gradually dwindled until it was only a few inches long, and fi nally disappeared. I had, I confess, no idea what it was, and I think many of the assembled sur­geons were as taken aback as I was. The mystery was explained
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by Charles Gibbs, my mentor in such matters, who said that the cerebrospinal fl uid, which is usually a mere moistening round the cord, had been greatly stimulated and increased by the pressure of the broken bone. It had fi nally distended the whole sheath. The forceps had punctured a small hole in the sheath and then the fl uid had been pressed through and shot into the air as I had seen it. Perhaps the release was too sudden, for the patient died shortly after he was removed from the table.
Charles Gibbs is still in practice, and senior surgeon of Charing Cross Hospital, but he will forgive me if I remind him that his pupil did once score over him. One of my enteric pa­tients was obviously dying and kept murmuring that he would like some solid food.
Of course the fi rst law in treating enteric is, or was, that diet must be fl uid, as the intestine is ulcerated and puncture of it means death by peritonitis. I said to Gibbs: “Do you con­sider that this man is sure to die?” “He is certainly as bad as he can be,” said Gibbs. “Well then,” said I, “I propose to give him a solid meal.” Gibbs shook his head and was shocked. “It is a great responsibility you take.” “What’s the odds,” I asked, “if he has to die anyhow?” “Well, it’s just the difference whether you kill him or the disease does.” “Well, I’ll take the chance,” said I – and I did so. A year or so later I was attending a public meeting at Edinburgh when the following letter, which I copy from my book of curiosities was handed up to me.
128, ROYAL ROAD,
KENNINGTON PARK
LONDON, S.E.
October 1, 1900.
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SIR; – As one who was under your care at Bloemfontein in “Langman’s Hospital” I hope you will forgive me in taking the liberty of wishing you success at Edinburgh. I am actuated in this not only by political principles but by the fact that I (and others) owe my life to your kindness and care. You may not remember me, Sir, but I can assure you the remembrance of you is written in my mind and can never be removed. Again wishing you success and hoping you will pardon this liberty,
I remain, Sir, Yours obediently,
(Pte.) M. Hanlon, C.I.V.
M. Hanlon was my enteric patient and he had never looked back from the day he had that square meal. But I don’t say it was an example of the family practitioner to copy.
On July 11 I went on board the Briton at Capetown and we sailed for England once more. I called upon Sir Alfred Milner before I left, and found him a very much older man than when only a few years before I had met him on the eve of his African experience. His hair was grizzled and his shoulders bowed, but his brave heart was as steadfast as ever, nor did it ever fail un­til his hard and thankless task was done. He made one error, I think, when he desired to keep South Africa under martial law when the war was over, but who could have done better, or as well, under the intolerable conditions which he had to face?
It was a remarkable passenger list on the Briton, and a very joyous voyage. The Duke of Norfolk and his brother Lord Ed­ward Talbot were two of the most cheery people on the ship. It was a weird sight to see the senior Baron of England and a lumpy Hollander sitting face to face on a spar, and slash­ing each other with bladders to see which could knock off the
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other. Blood told, if I remember right. Then there was Sir John Willoughby, of Jameson Raid fame, Lady Sarah Wilson from Mafeking, the Duke of Marlborough, Lady Arthur Grosvenor, the Hon. Ivor Guest and many famous soldiers. Especially was I fortunate in my friendship with Fletcher Robinson and with Nevinson, which was cemented by this closer association. Only one cloud marred the serenity of that golden voyage. There was a foreign offi cer on board, whose name I will not men­tion, who had been with the Boers and who talked with great indiscretion as to his experiences and opinions. He stated in my presence that the British had habitually used Dum-Dum bullets, on which I lost my temper and told him he was a liar. I must say that he behaved very well, for after thinking it over he saw that he was in the wrong and he sent dawn my friend Robinson to my cabin with a query as to whether I would ac­cept an apology. I answered that I would not, since it was the army, and not me, which had been insulted. In an hour Rob­inson reappeared with the following letter, which ended what might have been a serious incident.
DEAR SIR, – Allow me to tell you that I regret lively what I said about expanding bullets – which I said but after hear say­ing evidence I request you to let everybody know that I strong­ly wish on the contrary that I desire to be on best terms with every Englishman and beg you for that to be my interpreter.
Yours very truly.
The fi rst days of August saw me in London once more, and soon all that strange episode – the green expanse of the veldt, the fl at-topped hills, the enteric wards – had become the vi­sion of a dream.