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It's a what?
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A face bra.
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Next to aging and sun exposure. . .
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. . .jogging is a leading cause
of wrinkles.
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The motion breaks down
the skin's elasticity.
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This holds the face in place.
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You look like Hannibal Lecter.
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I may look silly,
but this thing is a gold mine.
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We can get a patent,
do an infomercial.
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This is my best invention yet.
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Even if we do get rich off of this. . .
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. . .I couldn't tell people
how we made our money.
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There's no embarrassing way
to make money.
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What's with the jockstrap?
Somebody lay a trap?
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It's a face bra. I invented it.
I plan to get a patent.
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Run, don't walk.
I need to talk to you in private.
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Remember Professor Dawson?
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Why? What are you saying?
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Well, evidence! Crim pro. You know.
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Of course I remember him. Why?
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He died Monday.
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-What?
-Heart attack. Jogging, just dropped.
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Ironic, really. Decides to take
up running and just drops dead.
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He died?
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I know you two were pretty tight.
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Why do you say that?
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You researched a lot
of his publishings, I assumed so.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Anyway, evidently you were
his favorite student.
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-Me?
-Yeah.
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-Really?
-That's what his wife says.
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His wife? His wife said that?
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She asked if you could be
a pallbearer.
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Ally?
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Ally?
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Seemed important to her.
Yes?
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Okay.
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Great.
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VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road
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The Affair
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That ljust can 't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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We could drive up to Maine.
The foliage is peaking.
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And this friend has
this great place in Camden.
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That sounds great. Good.
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It's a crystal ball.
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It's beautiful.
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I figured you'd like it.
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-Ally, are you okay?
-What?
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Well. . . .
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She has to bury a dead mentor.
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Hard enough to grieve without the
added pressure of lifting the coffin.
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Could you guys both excuse me
for a minute?
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I have to go check on something
and I'll be right back.
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Maine sounds nice.
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I like pretty leaves and. . . .
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Bye.
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Are you into venture capital?
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What's up?
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Not Professor Dawson. He's dead.
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Oh, I heard.
I didn't really know him too well.
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I did.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Ally.
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His wife wants me to be a pallbearer.
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I guess you were close.
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I slept with him.
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What was that again?
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I had an affair with him
3rd year of law school.
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You had an affair
with Professor Dawson?
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-Didn't you know he was--?
-Married?
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You obviously knew this.
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Well, you said the marriage was over!
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Of course I knew he was married.
I just didn't want to face it.
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I couldn't think of myself
as a home-wrecker.
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And the idea of him
being in the same bed as. . . .
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So then what?
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I broke it off immediately,
about five months later.
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Ally.
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Kids?
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Of course not.
Only two. . . . Little ones.
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I was in a monogamous relationship.
I wasn't betraying anybody.
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You let me talk because you know
hearing my words is punishment enough.
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I know what you're doing.
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How am I going to be a pallbearer?
They want me to carry his body. . .
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. . .which brings up my whole. . .
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. . .death phobia,
and I'll have to deal with that too.
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I got to carry something dead.
In a box.
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I got to deal with two sure things
in life: death and adultery!
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Stop letting me talk.
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When you jog, the face goes
up and down.
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I don't really invest in infomercials.
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Is she okay?
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She's fine. She's always a little
tickled by drama.
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In time, she'll look back at this day
and want to relive it.
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-Hi. Elaine.
-Hi.
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It's not a good time, Georgia.
Ally's in there having an upset.
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-What now?
-A dead professor.
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Excuse me.
I'm looking for Ally McBeal.
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I see. And you would be?
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The dead professor's wife.
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Oh.
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Forgive my bluntness.
It's a device I use to cope.
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Let me go get her for you.
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And I am very sorry for your loss.
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Thank you.
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-Door's closed.
-They have knobs.
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Billy, Georgia's waiting for you.
And, Ally. . .
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. . .Professor Dawson's wife is here.
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What?
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She'd like to meet with you.
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Well, she knows I'm here?
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Yes, I told her I would get you.
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Okay.
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Tell her I'll be right there.
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Absolutely.
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What do I do?
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She doesn't know about. . . .
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No! I don't think so.
She knew he had an affair. . .
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. . .because they split up for a while,
but she didn't know it was with me. . .
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. . .or maybe she does. That's why
she's here, maybe with a weapon.
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She asked you to be a pallbearer.
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Obviously she doesn't know about you.
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Or some sort of sick revenge,
making me carry him in a pine box.
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Oh, God, she knows.
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Ally, go see her.
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Easy for you to say.
You didn't do it with her husband!
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Ally, hi!
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She's in your office.
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So, about the weekend,
I'll just call or. . . .
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Mrs. Dawson.
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Hi. I'm so sorry about your loss.
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Thank you for taking the time
to see me.
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Don't be silly.
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I know you and my husband were close.
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He spoke of you so often.
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Oh, well, he was a wonderful. . .
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. . .professor.
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Yeah.
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And I know he was close
with many of his students but. . .
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. . .the way he spoke about you. . . .
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ALLY:
Oh, my God.
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-May I ask you a question?
-Sure.
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Just give me an honest answer.
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Okay.
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Would you mind speaking
at the funeral?
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Excuse me?
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It wouldn't seem right not to hear
from a former student.
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You seem like the natural choice.
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I, well. . .
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. . .my voice doesn't carry great
in large rooms. . .
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. . .and my throat,
I've been feeling a polyp.
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It would be important to him.
And to me.
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Okay.
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Sure.
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Thank you.
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The wake is tonight,
and the funeral service is tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Sure.
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This is Daddy's friend, Ally.
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-Hi, Cara.
-She works with Daddy. . .
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. . .and is going to the zoo
with us today.
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BILLY:
Ally.
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You scared me.
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What happened?
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-She doesn't know.
-That's good.
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That's good except that she asked me
to speak at the funeral.
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What?
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As his favorite student.
And I said, "Yes. "
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You're going to eulogize a man--
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I pulled some bio stuff
on Professor Dawson.
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It might help to be intimate
for the eulogy.
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Thank you, Elaine.
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And Ronald Cheanie is on line 3.
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Tell him I'll call him back.
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His voice is taking on
a perturbed quality.
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Tell him I'll call him back.
And excuse us, please.
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Certainly.
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So, I guess if I can be
an adulteress. . .
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. . .it shouldn't be a stretch for me
to get up and--
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You were close to him as a student.
Just talk about that.
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I shouldn't work for you anymore.
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Why?
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Well, well, lately, it, it. . .
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. . .doesn't seem. . .
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. . .it doesn't always feel like work.
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I have to think hard to even
remember him as a professor.
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You never mentioned him before.
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Yeah, I couldn't even admit it
to myself.
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I haven't even told Renee yet,
or anybody and--
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Oh, God, please,
you cannot tell a soul.
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I won't.
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Okay.
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I wouldn't even have told you except
I really needed somebody to. . . .
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Oh, God! How am I going to do this?
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The guy is going to be lying there
in a casket.
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Just breathe deep, don't talk too fast
and you'll get through it.
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Do you want me to come to this thing?
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Would you?
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I had him for con law.
Guess I could pay my respects.
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All set for the big wake?
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Ally, come here.
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Tonight, try not to look at it
as a negative.
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Don't look at it as a negative.
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There'll be a lot of his former
students, like a class reunion.
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Instead of a punch bowl,
there's a coffin.
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Reunions allow the more
successful graduates. . .
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. . .to inform the less successful
they're less than.
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You and l? We're more than.
Especially me.
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I've got my own firm.
I could possibly be the most.
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My point is, life is all
about attitude. . .
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. . .and tonight, just feel good
about yourself.
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That speech was a Fishism.
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-No doubt.
-Hug to get started?
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Do you know how long
I've thought about doing that?
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RONALD:
Ally? Ally?
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Do you want me to go with you?
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No. No, no, no.
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Billy and Richard'll be there,
and I'll be fine.
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-I don't need. . . .
-Me?
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-I know the back-story.
-You do?
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Who told?
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You said you and Billy
grew up together.
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Oh, that back-story.
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Well, yeah, Billy had him
as a professor and. . .
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. . .and I think that he could
commiserate, or. . . .
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You're no longer a couple, but
when you're about to hit bottom. . .
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. . .he's still the best cushion
in town?
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Something like that.
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I'm sorry.
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That's okay. It's, you know. . . .
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But if you and I are gonna,
you know. . .
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. . .progress. . .
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. . .you're going to have to let me in.
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I know.
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Wakes are so ghoulish.
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Tell me about it. Oh, God!
It's an open casket.
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A party for everybody
to come and look at you dead!
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An embalmer does your makeup.
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-Are you okay?
-Fine.
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Breathe through your nose.
Don't talk too fast.
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Okay.
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00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:03,883
I simply loved the man. The word is
so overused these days but. . . .
255
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,327
Thank you for coming, Richard.
256
00:14:05,813 --> 00:14:09,249
If not for him, I would not be
where I am right now.
257
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,242
I'd be in a lounge smoking a Cohiba.
258
00:14:17,493 --> 00:14:18,323
Hi, Ally.
259
00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:20,410
Hello. Oh, hello.
260
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:26,168
Hello. Thank you for coming.
So many people came. It's wonderful.
261
00:14:26,373 --> 00:14:28,728
He was wonderful.
It's a wonderful night.
262
00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:31,882
How are you holding up?
263
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,244
It's all a blur.
264
00:14:34,493 --> 00:14:38,611
I spoke to the minister, and he'll
call you up after one of the songs.
265
00:14:38,893 --> 00:14:39,803
Tonight?
266
00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:43,930
No, no. Tomorrow, at the funeral.
267
00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:46,448
-Right. Fine. Good.
-Slow.
268
00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:52,373
I feel like I might fall.
269
00:14:52,613 --> 00:14:55,411
-You don't have to if--
-No, I do. I do.
270
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,972
I have to stay with my family.
271
00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:26,044
I can't walk out on them.
272
00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,290
Yeah, yeah.
273
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:34,243
This is just a thing, James.
It was a thing, I guess.
274
00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:35,767
No, Ally.
275
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,371
You're the person
I've always dreamed of.
276
00:15:39,613 --> 00:15:40,966
All my life.
277
00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:45,448
I just didn't wait long enough.
278
00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:26,683
Whoever I'll end up with. . .
279
00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:29,891
. . .assuming I end up with anybody,
I cheated on him too.
280
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,442
-How do you cheat on a stranger?
-Easy.
281
00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:35,645
Whoever I marry deserves somebody
who values fidelity.
282
00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:37,246
Obviously more than I do.
283
00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:40,849
If you didn't value it, you wouldn't
beat yourself up about it.
284
00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:47,681
Hey.
285
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,966
That's too much sex, Georgia.
I'm too old.
286
00:16:51,213 --> 00:16:53,488
Yeah, you felt old.
287
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:58,682
First, when we go to bed.
Then you wake me up at 3.
288
00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,446
And now again.
289
00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:02,246
What's the matter?
290
00:17:02,853 --> 00:17:04,445
Statistically. . .
291
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:09,249
. . .most married couples make love
3.2 times a month.
292
00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:12,122
I just wanted to get October
over with.
293
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,006
No, really. What's the matter?
294
00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:20,845
Your libido sometimes goes lock-step
with your insecurity.
295
00:17:21,053 --> 00:17:22,691
I am not complaining.
296
00:17:22,893 --> 00:17:26,044
Part of me would like to keep you
insecure forever.
297
00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:27,647
But only part of me.
298
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:32,607
Have you been reading
that Venus book again?
299
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,241
Maybe.
300
00:17:46,853 --> 00:17:49,572
Katherine Dawson is here
to discuss the funeral.
301
00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:51,246
Mine?
302
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:55,242
She has been waiting since 8:30.
303
00:17:55,493 --> 00:17:57,802
ALLY:
Okay. Lie, just lie.
304
00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:05,045
Hi, Katherine.
305
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:07,166
I'm sorry to intrude, but--
306
00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:13,003
That's okay.
I thought the wake went very well.
307
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,571
Don't you think?
308
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:20,851
It was you.
309
00:18:21,373 --> 00:18:22,283
What?
310
00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:27,408
My husband left me briefly
for another woman a few years ago.
311
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,852
I always thought it was a member
of the faculty. But. . .
312
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,046
. . .it was you.
313
00:18:34,253 --> 00:18:36,244
Well, what. . .
314
00:18:36,493 --> 00:18:39,451
. . .what makes you think that?
315
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:42,042
My daughter remembers that day
at the zoo.
316
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,683
James wasn't a womanizer.
He wouldn't stray. . .
317
00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:49,924
. . .unless it was for
something special.
318
00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:55,248
Well, as, as accusations go,
at least that's a flattering one.
319
00:18:55,493 --> 00:18:57,131
ALLY: Where the hell is Elaine
when I need her?
320
00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,405
You're the kind of woman
he'd fall in love with.
321
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,731
The way he used to speak about you.
322
00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:06,847
How could I be so blind?
323
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,484
It was right there in front of me.
324
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,171
We went on a couple of dates.
325
00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:19,371
It was a little thing. Small.
326
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,846
Did he love you?
327
00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:26,444
I never meant to fall in love
with you.
328
00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:28,212
I don't know.
329
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,045
Did you love him?
330
00:19:32,053 --> 00:19:33,452
A little.
331
00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:36,683
-She's in there?
-I'm not sure what's going on. . .
332
00:19:36,933 --> 00:19:38,844
-. . .but I can feel it's good.
-Should I go in?
333
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,283
-What's up?
-The professor's wife is with Ally. . .
334
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:44,843
. . .and whatever they're talking about,
it's not about his makeup.
335
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,442
Maybe it's for the eulogy.
336
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:51,923
I've actually been hoping
I'd meet you.
337
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,044
For a long time.
338
00:19:54,253 --> 00:19:55,288
Oh?
339
00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:58,485
-Why?
-Because I never knew what happened.
340
00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:02,851
For me it was like
this big black hole. . . .
341
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,972
All of a sudden, he wasn't there.
342
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,528
JAMES:
It was a tragedy that I met you.
343
00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:12,642
I maybe had some chance of
convincing myself that. . .
344
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:15,491
. . .I was happy with my wife.
345
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:20,242
But meeting you, it's a tragedy.
346
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:23,606
-What did he say?
-He wouldn't talk about it.
347
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,682
He just said. . .
348
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:30,643
. . . "I'm back, and it hurts too much
to talk about why I was gone. "
349
00:20:31,493 --> 00:20:34,451
I figured someday we would talk
about it. . .
350
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,446
. . .and then he died.
351
00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:39,448
ALLY:
Where the hell is Elaine?
352
00:20:39,693 --> 00:20:43,322
Do you really want to talk about this?
353
00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:45,963
No. But I need to.
354
00:20:46,493 --> 00:20:48,051
Look, Ally. . .
355
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,652
. . .for me. . .
356
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:54,646
. . .the problem is,
the man that I knew, he. . . .
357
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:58,163
But then again,
maybe that's my problem.
358
00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:01,769
Did I know him?
Maybe I never really knew him.
359
00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:04,846
Look, you don't have to tell me
anything.
360
00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:07,853
It's just that I'm left here. . .
361
00:21:08,093 --> 00:21:11,449
. . .holding nothing but my memories.
362
00:21:12,013 --> 00:21:14,481
I don't even know if my memories
are true.
363
00:21:15,453 --> 00:21:17,330
I'll-- I'll um--
364
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,649
I'll be right back.
365
00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:24,368
She knows.
366
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:26,246
She does?
367
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:30,368
She's waiting back there for me
in my office.
368
00:21:30,613 --> 00:21:31,887
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
369
00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:35,443
Yeah. She's wondering whether
she ever even really knew him.
370
00:21:35,653 --> 00:21:38,565
And I could tell her
that it was just sex. . .
371
00:21:39,293 --> 00:21:42,126
. . .because that would lessen
the betrayal for her but. . . .
372
00:21:43,573 --> 00:21:44,483
But?
373
00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:50,648
But I think she's clinging on to
the idea that he was a good man.
374
00:21:50,933 --> 00:21:52,161
Which he was.
375
00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:57,441
And sex, I mean, a cheap affair,
that cheapens him.
376
00:21:59,213 --> 00:22:01,681
I'm not sure she wouldn't rather
hear we were just in love. . .
377
00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:04,242
. . .because as painful as it is. . .
378
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:08,048
. . .it doesn't destroy her idea
of who she thought he was.
379
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,642
Does this make any sense?
380
00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:15,886
What's the truth?
381
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,652
The truth?
382
00:22:20,613 --> 00:22:24,845
That the biggest tragedy of his life
was not spending it with me.
383
00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:32,924
You can't tell her that, Ally.
You cannot tell her that.
384
00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:47,846
And what it does is holds the skin
in place.
385
00:22:48,053 --> 00:22:50,044
Next to aging and sun exposure,
jogging--
386
00:22:50,293 --> 00:22:51,248
Isn't this fabulous?
387
00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:56,404
Medical studies do show
that jogging causes wrinkles and. . .
388
00:22:56,613 --> 00:23:00,891
. . .people run to preserve their youth
and it makes them look old.
389
00:23:01,133 --> 00:23:05,763
And if you treat this mask with a
moisturizer, it could even be better.
390
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:09,291
I never thought of that.
Maybe Retin-A.
391
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,842
Elaine, will you excuse us
for a minute?
392
00:23:12,093 --> 00:23:13,128
Certainly.
393
00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:18,048
Retin-A. I wonder if you could
time-release that.
394
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,252
So. . .
395
00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:27,046
. . .where did we leave off?
396
00:23:27,733 --> 00:23:31,965
You were going to give me a clue
as to why my husband betrayed me.
397
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,647
Yes.
398
00:23:33,893 --> 00:23:35,724
That, well. . . .
399
00:23:37,053 --> 00:23:40,170
Your husband and, you know. . . .
400
00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:42,646
-You?
-Me.
401
00:23:42,893 --> 00:23:44,246
Yes.
402
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:48,131
I wish I could say it was just
some midlife crisis.
403
00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:51,166
It was just a midlife crisis.
404
00:23:51,613 --> 00:23:54,207
I wish I could say I was. . . .
405
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,808
Being sophomoric one last time.
406
00:23:57,093 --> 00:23:58,572
But it's not that.
407
00:23:58,893 --> 00:24:00,326
That's all it was.
408
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,482
I love you.
409
00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:05,805
He loved you.
410
00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,492
If I didn't have any kids. . . .
411
00:24:07,693 --> 00:24:10,287
You were all that ever mattered
to him.
412
00:24:10,613 --> 00:24:13,810
Ally, I have two children. . .
413
00:24:14,213 --> 00:24:15,931
. . .who need me to be there.
414
00:24:17,453 --> 00:24:19,045
He loved you.
415
00:24:22,013 --> 00:24:23,446
Well. . . .
416
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,886
I think. . . .
417
00:24:27,093 --> 00:24:28,685
God, l. . . .
418
00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:32,892
I had hoped there would be
some explanation. . .
419
00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,851
. . .that'd take away some of the. . . .
420
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,402
I'm sorry.
421
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,451
Look. . .
422
00:24:42,253 --> 00:24:46,166
. . .under the circumstances, maybe
you shouldn't speak at the funeral.
423
00:24:48,893 --> 00:24:52,124
Maybe I know that he's been cheating
424
00:24:52,373 --> 00:24:55,570
Maybe I know that he's been untrue
425
00:24:55,773 --> 00:24:58,845
But what can I do
426
00:24:59,093 --> 00:25:02,529
Those things are so disgusting.
They also can cause cancer.
427
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:05,323
-Why do you smoke them?
-We look good doing it.
428
00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:08,127
They're expensive and people know it.
Do you think she'll plug the firm?
429
00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:09,169
Sorry?
430
00:25:09,413 --> 00:25:10,926
Ally, in the eulogy.
Think she'll plug it?
431
00:25:11,453 --> 00:25:12,681
Not right off.
432
00:25:13,853 --> 00:25:15,081
Do you think she likes me?
433
00:25:15,733 --> 00:25:17,291
Not as a man but as a human being?
434
00:25:17,973 --> 00:25:18,883
How could she not?
435
00:25:19,093 --> 00:25:22,881
Sometimes I toss jewel Fishisms her
way, she just stares back with blanks.
436
00:25:23,253 --> 00:25:26,529
She gets thrown by profundity
sometimes.
437
00:25:29,293 --> 00:25:31,727
I'll go change my suit.
Let's meet in half an hour.
438
00:25:31,973 --> 00:25:34,441
-We can all go together.
BILLY: Good idea.
439
00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:37,852
So. . .
440
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:41,131
-. . .will we ever talk about it?
-About what?
441
00:25:41,533 --> 00:25:46,448
About you being so hot by night
and so cold by day.
442
00:25:48,653 --> 00:25:52,043
It's just a little odd. . .
443
00:25:52,493 --> 00:25:56,088
. . .how Ally keeps going into your
office and pouring out. . .
444
00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,244
. . .whatever it is she's pouring out.
445
00:25:58,733 --> 00:26:01,406
I know. She just has stuff going on.
446
00:26:02,013 --> 00:26:02,923
Like what?
447
00:26:03,613 --> 00:26:08,368
Well, I kind of promised her
it'd be confidential.
448
00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:10,848
I'm your wife.
449
00:26:13,893 --> 00:26:18,364
Isn't the theory that husbands and
wives tell each other everything?
450
00:26:18,573 --> 00:26:21,724
Yes, but I did promise her on this.
451
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,847
Whatever I add up to. . .
452
00:26:32,853 --> 00:26:35,492
. . .I'm not her, am l?
453
00:26:35,813 --> 00:26:38,885
Whatever she adds up to,
she's not you.
454
00:26:40,613 --> 00:26:44,049
I've never been happier
being anything. . .
455
00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:46,046
. . .than your husband.
456
00:26:48,013 --> 00:26:51,642
I know everything's great between us
now.
457
00:26:53,493 --> 00:26:57,122
But you got to figure over the course
we'll hit a few bumps.
458
00:26:58,893 --> 00:27:02,249
I'm just nervous about Ally being
in the next room when that happens.
459
00:27:02,653 --> 00:27:05,008
Do you really doubt how much
I love you?
460
00:27:07,733 --> 00:27:09,052
No.
461
00:27:13,213 --> 00:27:16,091
I know that he's been cheating
462
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,403
Maybe I know that
463
00:27:18,733 --> 00:27:20,849
he's been untrue
464
00:27:31,973 --> 00:27:33,645
RENEE:
I can go with you.
465
00:27:35,293 --> 00:27:36,521
It's okay.
466
00:27:37,813 --> 00:27:39,531
We're all going to. . .
467
00:27:40,013 --> 00:27:42,732
. . .meet back at the. . . .
468
00:27:46,613 --> 00:27:48,331
You know, Ally. . .
469
00:27:48,573 --> 00:27:52,327
. . .you're not the first woman to have
an affair with a married man.
470
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,522
Somehow that doesn't
make me feel better.
471
00:27:57,733 --> 00:28:00,327
What I did was worse than what he did.
472
00:28:00,573 --> 00:28:03,087
He was the one with the family.
473
00:28:03,293 --> 00:28:06,046
Yeah. He took a risk.
474