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.docxworried about you.
424
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Did you ever buy a lottery ticket?
425
00:26:41,813 --> 00:26:44,725
- What?
- Did you ever buy a lottery ticket?
426
00:26:44,933 --> 00:26:49,051
- A couple of times, maybe. Why?
- I buy them sometimes.
427
00:26:49,253 --> 00:26:52,006
Not that I think
I would ever win...
428
00:26:52,213 --> 00:26:57,003
...but I like to hold it
in my hand and think:
429
00:26:57,213 --> 00:26:58,885
"What if?"
430
00:27:00,013 --> 00:27:05,804
That's why I bought that contraceptive
jelly, I thought, "What if?"
431
00:27:06,013 --> 00:27:09,244
What if I'm walking down the street...
432
00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:14,243
...I march into somebody and we know
we're meant for each other...
433
00:27:14,453 --> 00:27:17,809
...and it's like Barbra Streisand
and Omar Sharif...
434
00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:22,928
...but instead of singing about it,
we go make passionate love.
435
00:27:25,613 --> 00:27:30,926
- Girls have dreams like that.
- But I doubt many buy the spermicide.
436
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:34,170
It was my lottery ticket.
437
00:27:34,373 --> 00:27:37,922
It's come to that.
My lottery ticket is a tube of jelly.
438
00:27:41,933 --> 00:27:46,404
Remember that time in the dark,
we reached for it...
439
00:27:46,613 --> 00:27:49,810
...and grabbed the Crest.
- And you liked it.
440
00:27:50,013 --> 00:27:51,890
- You said I was...
- Minty.
441
00:27:54,253 --> 00:27:57,928
How did I get to be such a mess
so soon in my life?
442
00:27:58,133 --> 00:28:00,203
You've always been
ahead of your time.
443
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:10,489
Tomorrow, you'll have to
make a summary statement.
444
00:28:10,693 --> 00:28:12,729
Apologize
for today's behavior.
445
00:28:12,933 --> 00:28:17,051
If you stay contained, respectful,
you'll be okay.
446
00:28:19,933 --> 00:28:22,322
- All right.
- Good night.
447
00:28:23,973 --> 00:28:28,524
- Try to get a good night's sleep.
- I will.
448
00:28:31,373 --> 00:28:32,362
Night.
449
00:28:40,413 --> 00:28:41,892
I'll be okay.
450
00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:07,403
Wrong chambers again, Happy.
451
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:09,331
Oh, damn.
452
00:29:09,813 --> 00:29:12,691
I don't know why I keep
walking in a door too soon.
453
00:29:12,893 --> 00:29:15,771
One of these days I'm apt to come
in and catch you naked.
454
00:29:15,973 --> 00:29:18,089
And you'd just
ask to see my teeth.
455
00:29:18,293 --> 00:29:19,851
Good catching up with you.
456
00:29:20,053 --> 00:29:21,850
I have penile atrophy, you know?
457
00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:23,645
That's nice.
Good to see you.
458
00:29:23,853 --> 00:29:26,048
All right. See you.
459
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:28,682
Wait.
460
00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:30,849
- Can I talk to you?
- Sure.
461
00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:35,282
You reported Ally McBeal
to the Bar?
462
00:29:35,493 --> 00:29:37,131
The potato-chip girl?
Pushy.
463
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:41,804
- Do you think she's unstable?
- She seems to get violent.
464
00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:46,086
Word around here is, she's too
emotional, sues people.
465
00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:50,366
She's a pretty little thing. Maybe
she thinks she can get away with it.
466
00:29:50,573 --> 00:29:52,643
Yeah.
467
00:29:59,053 --> 00:30:02,966
Thanks. My mole says they're still
on the fence.
468
00:30:03,173 --> 00:30:05,641
If you act civilized,
humble, remorseful...
469
00:30:05,853 --> 00:30:08,413
...you'll get a light censure.
Can you?
470
00:30:08,613 --> 00:30:11,844
There's something else I
could say that might be helpful.
471
00:30:12,053 --> 00:30:14,613
- Sometimes she looks snappish.
- Ready?
472
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,644
- Ready.
- Let's go.
473
00:30:23,253 --> 00:30:27,087
Ms. McBeal, if you'd like
to add to yesterday's testimony...
474
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:31,445
...or if you'd like to make any final
remarks, you may do so now.
475
00:30:41,733 --> 00:30:42,643
Well...
476
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I would like to conclude...
477
00:30:45,573 --> 00:30:48,007
...by saying that I am...
478
00:30:49,453 --> 00:30:52,763
...sorry about the incident
at the supermarket.
479
00:30:52,973 --> 00:30:57,171
I realize I have been under
stress with my new job.
480
00:30:57,853 --> 00:31:00,890
But I would
ask you to trust me...
481
00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:03,846
...and the members of my
firm to ensure...
482
00:31:04,053 --> 00:31:06,613
...no matter what my personal
struggles may be...
483
00:31:06,813 --> 00:31:10,692
...the representation of our clients
will never be compromised.
484
00:31:11,373 --> 00:31:14,968
Would you be willing to undergo
a psychiatric evaluation?
485
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,242
Would you?
486
00:31:16,453 --> 00:31:18,569
A friend wouldn't take a
urine test once...
487
00:31:18,773 --> 00:31:21,890
...because he had no time to study.
Evaluations...
488
00:31:22,093 --> 00:31:24,243
Richard, sit down! Now!
489
00:31:29,293 --> 00:31:33,730
I came here prepared to say
all the right things, and...
490
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,685
And I think that you have.
491
00:31:35,893 --> 00:31:37,042
What is she guilty of?
492
00:31:37,253 --> 00:31:40,086
You don't drag in every
attorney who commits a crime.
493
00:31:40,293 --> 00:31:45,321
Every attorney who appears emotionally
unstable or mentally unfit...
494
00:31:45,533 --> 00:31:47,763
A man acts passionate,
he's impassioned.
495
00:31:47,973 --> 00:31:49,770
A woman, she's emotional.
496
00:31:49,973 --> 00:31:51,088
I'm confused.
497
00:31:51,293 --> 00:31:55,332
Not only was it another woman asking
us to investigate her, it was you!
498
00:31:55,533 --> 00:31:57,603
- And I was wrong.
- Yes, ding-dong!
499
00:31:57,813 --> 00:32:00,373
The bell doesn't unring
quite so loudly.
500
00:32:00,573 --> 00:32:04,486
Twenty minutes ago, a half-naked
Happy Boyle said she was pushy.
501
00:32:04,693 --> 00:32:07,890
"A pretty little thing, she'll learn."
Let's admit it.
502
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,323
She stands most guilty
of being female...
503
00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:14,003
...young, attractive and how dare
she be aggressive.
504
00:32:14,213 --> 00:32:16,044
HAWK: Forgive me.
You're an able judge.
505
00:32:16,253 --> 00:32:19,848
But as character references go,
you don't turn tides.
506
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- You're a bit of a kook yourself.
- Hey! I am on this Board.
507
00:32:24,653 --> 00:32:27,565
You're not sitting today
nor should you be.
508
00:32:27,773 --> 00:32:30,367
Do you mean to sell
yourself as objective?
509
00:32:31,293 --> 00:32:35,332
Twenty minutes from now you'll fondle
Mr. Fish on his favorite futon.
510
00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:37,091
We know the scoop on you.
511
00:32:37,733 --> 00:32:40,008
Go tease your hair and
let us do our business.
512
00:32:40,213 --> 00:32:42,852
All right.
That's enough from everybody.
513
00:32:43,053 --> 00:32:47,012
Judge Cone, thank you. We will
consider your changed position.
514
00:32:47,213 --> 00:32:51,764
Consider that the smallest suspension
will affect her whole career.
515
00:32:52,093 --> 00:32:57,042
Thank you, we get that.
Now, Ms. McBeal...
516
00:32:57,493 --> 00:33:00,132
...is there anyone else
to champion your interests...
517
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:03,484
...or might you quit
while only slightly behind?
518
00:33:03,693 --> 00:33:05,604
I'd like to be heard.
519
00:33:05,813 --> 00:33:07,690
Splendid.
520
00:33:07,893 --> 00:33:11,169
First, in the spirit
of no surprises...
521
00:33:11,373 --> 00:33:14,126
...it was my bottom she smelled
20 years ago.
522
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,847
We were high school sweethearts.
We're still close.
523
00:33:17,053 --> 00:33:19,613
That might make me
less objective...
524
00:33:19,813 --> 00:33:22,771
...but I know her better than
anyone else.
525
00:33:22,973 --> 00:33:26,761
And I don't care
what kind of club this is.
526
00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:29,089
We're all better off
with her in it.
527
00:33:30,453 --> 00:33:34,765
When I was studying for the Bar, I had
this great professor.
528
00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:36,326
Did she sleep with him?
529
00:33:38,253 --> 00:33:41,768
He said some would see
the law in black and white.
530
00:33:41,973 --> 00:33:46,205
They'd do fine. Some can't tell
the black from white.
531
00:33:46,413 --> 00:33:47,812
They'd flunk.
532
00:33:48,013 --> 00:33:52,848
Then some could tell the black from
the white and see all the grays.
533
00:33:53,053 --> 00:33:55,044
And they'd be doomed forever.
534
00:33:55,253 --> 00:33:59,565
Ally's faced with some of
that doom. She sees grays.
535
00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:02,845
She tries to make sense
of an arena that's messy...
536
00:34:03,053 --> 00:34:05,772
Is there anybody here who
knows what he's talking about?
537
00:34:05,973 --> 00:34:10,683
What I'm talking about is...
she knows, she knows.
538
00:34:10,893 --> 00:34:15,808
Whatever the virtues of balance,
it's just a pleasant form of insanity.
539
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:19,323
That clears it up.
Anything else?
540
00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:24,691
This is a woman who isn't
afraid to be emotional.
541
00:34:24,893 --> 00:34:28,806
She isn't scared of being weak. She's
tougher than anybody in this room.
542
00:34:29,013 --> 00:34:31,368
She knows the part of
being alive...
543
00:34:31,573 --> 00:34:35,088
...is being willing to get into
the same room with your pain and...
544
00:34:38,173 --> 00:34:42,530
Whatever virus you think she's got, we
should all be so lucky to be infec...
545
00:34:42,733 --> 00:34:44,291
- You all have been.
- Hey!
546
00:34:44,493 --> 00:34:45,482
- Bygones.
- Sit!
547
00:34:50,613 --> 00:34:52,649
All I'll say is...
548
00:34:55,813 --> 00:34:57,007
...I know her.
549
00:34:58,173 --> 00:35:00,368
I know this woman.
550
00:35:00,573 --> 00:35:03,724
There's only one of her.
Trust me.
551
00:35:05,773 --> 00:35:09,766
And if you use your gavel
to even slightly squash...
552
00:35:09,973 --> 00:35:11,850
...what makes her...
553
00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,244
You don't know her.
554
00:35:34,853 --> 00:35:39,005
- How long before they decide?
- They said soon, which isn't good.
555
00:35:39,213 --> 00:35:42,808
I never saw your closing arguments,
but you're usually better, right?
556
00:35:43,013 --> 00:35:45,447
I did the best I could, Richard.
557
00:35:46,253 --> 00:35:47,652
Thanks for being here.
558
00:35:47,853 --> 00:35:50,890
Even if they suspend you,
how severe could it be?
559
00:35:51,093 --> 00:35:53,243
- Whipper said any suspension...
- They're back.
560
00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:56,251
- They've called you in.
- Bye.
561
00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:03,325
Without passing judgment
on your emotional state...
562
00:36:03,533 --> 00:36:07,048
...Ms. McBeal, there are two things
we can safely conclude.
563
00:36:07,253 --> 00:36:09,005
One, you have a devoted following.
564
00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:12,842
Two, if we rule against you,
you'd appeal...
565
00:36:13,053 --> 00:36:17,968
...and we'd be see you and hear
you and all of these people again.
566
00:36:18,573 --> 00:36:21,451
As deterrents go, I can think
of none more effective.
567
00:36:23,013 --> 00:36:27,643
By unanimous vote, three to zero,
we choose not to suspend you.
568
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,002
May God help us all.
569
00:36:38,093 --> 00:36:41,449
He lives in my neighborhood
570
00:36:41,693 --> 00:36:45,049
When he walks by
He looks so good
571
00:36:45,693 --> 00:36:48,810
RICHARD: What?
- I think my testimony swayed them.
572
00:36:49,013 --> 00:36:50,810
I agree, but we won anyway.
573
00:36:51,013 --> 00:36:54,244
That was real teamwork.
We even rode the Whip!
574
00:36:55,773 --> 00:36:59,732
I'm still sorry I helped cause
it all. Will you forgive me?
575
00:36:59,933 --> 00:37:01,844
Bygones.
576
00:37:04,733 --> 00:37:08,521
- I feel like snacking on a twin.
- Hey, me too.
577
00:37:08,733 --> 00:37:12,089
- Whip, Elaine, double-team me.
- You got it.
578
00:37:12,293 --> 00:37:13,521
- Elaine.
- Absolutely.
579
00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,689
Oh, my goodness.
580
00:37:15,893 --> 00:37:19,203
I'm going to meet you at home.
I'm zonked.
581
00:37:19,413 --> 00:37:21,005
- What?
- We have to celebrate.
582
00:37:23,133 --> 00:37:25,203
You have that
whole tube to use up.
583
00:37:25,413 --> 00:37:27,051
- Shut up.
- Okay.
584
00:37:28,093 --> 00:37:30,846
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
585
00:37:34,013 --> 00:37:40,009
- And, thank you.
- I don't know that what I said helped.
586
00:37:40,933 --> 00:37:42,924
It didn't. Trust me.
587
00:37:49,693 --> 00:37:51,046
- Well.
- Well.
588
00:37:56,613 --> 00:37:59,730
I better make sure
those twins don't get my wife.
589
00:38:00,253 --> 00:38:01,652
Yeah.
590
00:38:02,373 --> 00:38:04,648
- I'll be back.
- Oh, yeah.
591
00:38:30,773 --> 00:38:33,207
Hey, Dad.
592
00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:35,973
I'm great. How are you?
593
00:38:36,173 --> 00:38:37,845
How's Mom?
594
00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:42,525
Yeah, yeah, I guess
it is kind of late...
595
00:38:42,733 --> 00:38:46,328
...but I was leaving my office and
I thought I'd call and say, "Hey!"
596
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:51,049
No, everything's fine.
Kind of a tough week, but...
597
00:38:51,373 --> 00:38:52,965
Yeah.
598
00:38:53,173 --> 00:38:55,050
Normal.
599
00:38:57,373 --> 00:38:59,682
Anyway, I just...
That was all.
600
00:38:59,893 --> 00:39:02,532
I just called to say, "Hey!"
601
00:39:02,733 --> 00:39:08,046
Yeah, we do.
Maybe I can make it over next week.
602
00:39:09,493 --> 00:39:12,326
Yeah.
603
00:39:13,013 --> 00:39:17,723
Anyway, I'll let you get back to bed.
Okay.
604
00:39:17,933 --> 00:39:19,446
Love you.
605
00:39:20,533 --> 00:39:21,648
Bye.
606
00:39:22,933 --> 00:39:24,446
Dad?
607
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,052
[RECEIVER CLICKS]
608
00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:07,925
ALLY:
I know I've got it great, really.
609
00:40:08,133 --> 00:40:11,125
Good job. Good friends.
Loving family.
610
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:15,292
Total freedom
and long bubble baths.
611
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,642
What else could there be?
612
00:41:25,213 --> 00:41:26,248
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
613
00:41:27,613 --> 00:41:28,602
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00:41:28,773 --> 00:41:29,762
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