The last candidate.

The entrance examinations at one of the Moscow drama schools were almost over.

How did the elderly woman look like?Concerned.

The boy was:Criticized by the Director

What did the Director answer to the old woman?An actor must act.

What did they want the examiners last candidate to do?Finish his performance as quickly as possible.

What happened the next day?A late visitor came into the office.

What was the case, to the Director’s mind?ADifficult.

Who was examining young boys and girls?The secretary.

Why didn’t the Director finish his phrase?He had recognized the boy.

Green Madness

The Amazon is the world’s second largest river, almost 4,000 miles long.

Daniel K. Ludwig was a wealthy... .ship owner

How much money was spent to float a paper factory?275 million dollarsThe Amazon jungle has attracted...a few individuals with big ideas

The project was a complete financial... .disaster

What did Daniel К. Ludwig plant? fast growing trees

What is the length of the Amazon river?4000 miles

When did Ford start his business?1920s

Who bought a 3,000,000 acre piece of land in the Amazon?.Daniel K. Ludwig

Which is better?

An elephant and a monkey have a quarrel. The elephant is proud because he is strong.

Where does the tree stand?On the bank

What does the elephant try to pull down?The tree

Who has a quarrel?An elephant and a monkey

What is the monkey afraid of

The last candidate. 1

Egyptian Pyramids 1

Whom do they give the fruit to?The Old Bird

London Taxi Driver’s Story

Sometimes people ask me: «What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you as a taxi driver?”

How are the men for cross-country races called?Harriers

What do foreigners think about the weather in Britain?Britain is covered in a blanket of fog every winter

What way out of the situation does the driver suggest?He will drive slowly and the harriers will follow him

Where does the driver go after he has left his passenger?He goes off for London

Who does the driver see on the road?One of the harriers

Why do men go to Richmond Park at weekends?They go there for picnics

Why does the harrier stand on the road?He has lost his way

Why doesn’t the driver allow men to jump in?There are too many harriers there

Mall of America

When the Mall of America opened in Bloomington, Minnesota, in 1992, it ushered in a new era in American commerce.

How many flowering plants are there in the Mall?30000.

How many movies theaters are there in the Mall?14

What do some visitors use to go through corridors?Electric carts.

What kind of enclosed shopping center is the Mall of AmericaThe largest.

What ushered in a new era in American commerce?Mall of America.

What was the size of the first Mall?400.000.

Where was the Mall of America opened?In Bloomington.