Irritated by all the questions.
Larry said, as he disappeared through
the door, “I don't want to buy the items...
that’s our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow,
and I needed some help with it.”
“No you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late.”
The student looked angry, “Do you know who
am?”
“No, as a matter of fact I don’t,” replied the professor.
“Do you know who I am?” the student asked again in a louder voice.
“No, and I don’t care.”
“Good,” replied the student, who quickly put his exam paper in the middle of the pile, and walked out of the room.
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Once a teacher asked his student to explain what the axis (ось) of the Earth is. The student thought for a second and said, “The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth orbits.”
UNIT 3 Lesson 6
Lesson 6 Exam fever
8 Match the beginnings and the ends of these school jokes.
1 Teacher: Why did you fail the last exam |
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paper? |
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2 Son: We had a test yesterday because |
a) No, it was just her pen. |
the teacher said we would have the test |
b) You can’t lose something you never |
come rain or shine. |
had! |
3 Student: I didn’t do my homework ’cos |
c) Why? I got up early! |
I lost my memory. |
d) You can’t have had the test. It snowed |
4 Teacher: Your mother must have written |
yesterday! |
this homework. |
e) I must have got the wrong paper! |
5 Teacher: You can't have made so many |
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mistakes in just one day! |
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Write sentences to explain the situations in the pictures.
Use ideas in the box below and must have.
Use each phrase only once.
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be
very noisy come to the wrong classroom make a mistake about the
timetable ;
pass the exams lose something
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Write sentences containing must have or can’t have to complete the dialogues.
Example: — Did Frank win the competition?
He must have won. He is such a clever guy!
—Was the test difficult?
— Everybody got
an A.
— Sue was the best student in her class, wasn’t she?
She
She was always
late for school and never did her homework.
— Did the maths teacher let the class go?
He They are
having a test in the next lesson.
— Are you sure Heather has read the book that her teacher told her to read?
— I saw her reading
something all day yesterday.
— Your friend from school, Rob, came to see you when you were shopping.
Oh no, he
We agreed he would come at five and it’s only 4.30 now.
Netherlands in order to modernise the |
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well. After the Russian Revolution it was |
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The flag soon became popular on land as |
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Tsar Peter the Great visited the |
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the tricolour again became official on August |
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Dutch-influenced flag for Russian ships. |
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Russian navy, and in 1699 he chose a |
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21,1991. |
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replaced by the communist red banner, but |
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