Episode 11

- Hey, I hear she's single again. You think should I ask her out?

- Are you asking permission to ______________ the ______________?

- Yes, please.

- Alright, I say we ______________ a ______________, neither of us will go out with Missey Golberg.

- You got it.

- Alright, so that's Missey Golberg, Phoebe Kate and Molly Ringwalt, neither of us can go out with 'em.

- Those are the ______________.

- Sir, I know it can be ______________ for regular people to be around celebrities. But, relax, I'm just like you. Only better ______________ and ______________.

- Phoebs, I, I... There isn't gonna be any flying about. We actually thought we were a little too ______________ for stuff like that.

- Ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, ok. Mmh, ______________.

- Seriously, Phoebs, this is not gonna be that kind of a party.

- Really? So this is my big ______________ in a married life? Rachel, this is the only ______________ party I'm ever gonna have. I've got a big ______________ of wines in my purse.

- You put this on sandwich.

- Salami, ______________, jam.

- It's white.

- Paper, snow, a ghost!

- It's made from eggs.

- Chickens?

- ______________.

- You put this on a hamburg.

- Ketchup.

- Yes. Stop.

- ______________.

- Do you remember my roommate, Chandler Bing?

- Sure, he was in your "Band".

- It's been 16 years, but the ______________ ______________ still hurt.

- Sorry.

- That's ok.

- Uhm, anyway, he and I both really liked you a lot, but we didn't wanna anything to ______________ our friendship, so we knida ______________ a ______________ that neither of us could ask you out.

- Really?

- Yeah. Why?

- Well, Chandler and I used to make out... a lot.

- You did?

- Yeah, we'd go to the science lab _______________ _____________.

- And on my ______________?

- Wow, wow, she ______________.

- This is how I look when I'm turned on.

- You were talking about me before.

- Oh, look, officer...

- Oh dammit, ahh. Big surprise, the ______________ of ______________ has feelings.

- So, I made out with Agerin and you made out with Missey.

- Well, I guess we're ______________.

- What's the matter, you never saw a fifty-year-old stripper cry before?

- You know what, it's fine, we'll pay you.

- No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should've hung up that break-away ______________ years ago.

Episode 12

- Oh hey, Joey. Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step-dad's in prison? Yeah, well, listen, he was supposed to get a weekend __________________ so he could come to the wedding tomorrow. But he just called and uhm, well apparently, __________________ iceman in the exercise yard, just couldn't wait until Monday.

- So he can't come?

- No. And so there's no one to walk me down the __________________.

- Hello. Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok, so __________________. Alright, so __________________, either way, I don't know. It doesn't matter to me.

- Well, it matters to me!

- Well, I don't care, so you pick.

- Did you just _________ _____ ____me?

- You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.

- Yeah, I thought we'd be __________________. But wouldn't they've just asked us by now? When did they ask you to be a __________________?

- Uh... November?

- Oh, Phoebs, __________________ that ____________. That has pork in it.

- I thought the pot __________________ is supposed to be vegetarian.

- Yeah, I changed them. I sent you a fax about it.

- Well, I don't have a fax machine.

- Huh! Well there are going to be a few surprises.

- You both wanna do it? Uh, there's only room for one.

- Pick me! I look great in __________________ and I will not steal __________________.

- No, Mike, no. You wanna pick me! I mean, watch!

- Uhm, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision.

- Where is Rach?

- She's in her room, why?

- I have to talk to her about this __________________ situation, ok?

- I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seat like some __________________.

- Uh, did you guys know that there's a giant ice sculpture in the hall?

- Oh my god, what's it doing here?

- Ah, I guess it got sent to the __________________ address as opposed to __________________ address. Oh, what a __________________!

- Oh my god! Everything is such a mess. Why is this happening to me?

- Wait, no. But Chandler, hello, aren't you scared of dogs?

- I'm not scared. I just take little Chappy and... He can __________________ my fear! My throat is __________________!

- Oh, I guess I'm in the wedding, then. Ha-ha! He stinks!

- Level 1 __________________! I repeat, Level 1, this is not a __________________! We've got a situation, the __________________ just called

he's snowed in, he can't make it.

- Oh, no.

- Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still __________________ from your wedding.

- Really?

- Yeah. You think I'd give up being a __________________ and start paying the ride of subway?

- I got married! Could someone get me a coat? I'm __________________ freezing.

- Come on, Chappy, do your business, make! I did not _________ _____ ____ this.