Episode 9

- She is only a couple months pregnant and she liked our application. But, who knows if she's gonna like us.

- Oh come on, she is gonna love you guys.

- Oh, thank you. But we're really trying not to get our ___________ ____.

- And a lot could still get ____ ____ ____.

- Yeah, I mean this girl could decide against adoption, or like another couple better.

- What are you gonna name it?

- I could develop a ___________ in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.

- So who's your friend?

- Oh, that's Sarah. No. Don't you get any ideas. I'm not ___________ you ___ with any more of my friends.

- Why? Why?

- Because you'll date her once, sleep with her, then forget she exists.

- So it's Monica and Chandler? l only know you as "______ CRW3381 5/D. "

- That's what our friends call us.

- ___________, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's kind of ___________.

- I don't know about that.

- Are you kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you're a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a ___________?

-I don't think that's exactly…

-Let her finish, doctor.

- Hey, look, I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants. The more the better, all right?

- Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food! That's a good way to ___________ some fingers.

- Thank God you're here. Listen to this.

- What?

- Joey and my friend are out last night, having dinner, and she ___________ ___________ and takes a few of his fries…

- Oh, no!

- Well, I still think that is a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her, okay? And if you need to, then just get an extra plate of fries for the table.

- I like that. A sharing ___________. Yeah. Yeah, I'll order some extra fries. Maybe a plate of ___________ rings. Yeah. Yeah. And a ___________ cocktail. And some Buffalo ___________. Maybe… Maybe an individual pizza, huh? And some ___________ sticks. What were we talking about?

- Wow, this place is ___________.

- We should just go. I'm not gonna find anything here. This stuff is ridiculous.

- Oh, this place is great!

- Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear any of this. Nothing silver.

- Why?

- Okay, nothing with hair. And nothing with ___________ on it!

- So, what do you think?

- I think we're not wearing the same shirt anymore.

- Yeah. Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her, and you know what? I'm glad I did. I ___________ quite a few ___________ on my way over here.

- Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.

- I see.

- She likes Doctor Chandler and ___________ Monica.

- If you think about it, I'm kind of like a ___________. I mean, as a chef, I serve God by feeding the hungry and poor.

- Your ___________ ___________ is ___________!

- Come on, I just… I think we've been given an opportunity.

- Help yourself. What's mine is yours.

- Wow, are those ____________ __________?

- Yes, they are my ___________ ___________. How about those fries, though, huh?

- They are delicious.

- Yeah.

- Fine. Sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal.

- No, I'm sorry. l. . . I'm ___________, okay? It's just, when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay? I mean there are things you do, and, you know, things that you don't do.

- I really am sorry about, you know, before. And I want to make sure you know I really do like you.

- Sure, just not as much as ___________.

- Well, ___________ ___________...

- Chocolate ___________ for the lady.

- Cheesecake for the gentleman.

- Excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.

- Yes, that's a raspberry ___________.

- I'm so stupid ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy.

- What are you doing? I thought you don't share food?

- Sure I do. ___________?

- No. lf I can't have your ___________, you can't have my dessert. This is a ___________-___________ ___________.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- So these are the ___________ forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain as we go through.

- Is that a picture?

- Yeah. It's a ___________ they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it.

- Yeah, but the important thing to know about us is how much we would care for this little baby.

- So you lied to me before?

- Well, we "___________ ___________ ___________." See? I could be a ___________.

Episode 10

- There's something going on with them.

- Look! He's getting into the car with her.

- That doesn't mean anything.

- Oh, yeah? Well, let's see.

- Okay, ______________ ______________.

- Okay, quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.

- Yeah, okay. Let me just grab my night-vision _______ and my ______ gun.

- I got them.

- So… What did you think of the house?

- It's everything we've been looking for.

- Isn't it? And what about the amazing ______________ coating the crown molding and the ______________ windows in the attic?

- And the wiggle woms and the zip zorps!

- Monica, you understand what we're saying, right?

- Yeah. Sure. I mean, I'm ______________, obviously. Did you think the neighborhood was homey?

- Hey.

- You son of a bitch.

- Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?

- You put an offer on a house?

- It's so sweet.

- It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream. And then there's these old ______________ trees.

- Oh, again with the nature. What are you, ______________?

- Look, I know this is really hard, and we're really sorry.

- I got it!

- If we win, they have to get rid of the ______________.

- That's interesting!

- If you win we give up the bird. But if we win we get your apartment.

- Deal!

- She really left.

- I know.

- Thank you.

- No problem, ______________.

- A little toast here. Ding, ding!

- This isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving you planned but for me this has been really great. I think because it didn't involve divorce or ______________ vomiting. If you had gone to Vail or if you had been with your family, or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff we wouldn't be all together. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. That's so sweet!

-Thank you.

- Here's to a lousy Christmas!

- And a crappy New Year!

-______________, ______________!

- Hello?

- It's Nancy. They responded to our offer.

- And?

- Okay. Thanks. They passed. They said they won't go a penny under the ______________ ______________.

- We can't afford that.

- I know.

- All right, everybody open them.

- Wow, this is so beautiful!

- These are the ones I was looking at in the store!

- I know.

- Oh, I love this!

- A meatball ______________!

- Thanks!