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15. Insert slang words into the appropriate places:

1. The bad software architect said, "Tell the developers to stop thinking and start typing like good little _______!" 2. A geek is a typical _______, often trying the latest and greatest technology before their peers have even heard of it. 3. Joe the sysadmin got sent to counseling because he started too many ______ wars on the company intranet. 4. The ______ did not have a girlfriend, but he did have a computer named Lisa which he programmed to sing him love songs before bedtime. 5. Email was the first ______ of the Internet. 6. Tom is such a ______ he still uses his old Commodore Amiga as his main computer. 7. Installing and configuring a Linux wireless network card can be a real ______. 8. Do you think compiled languages have reached their ______? 9. The forum's popularity among serious users went down when the system operator refused to banish the ______. 10. "______, dude," replied the programmer when his manager asked him to work overtime to recover his deleted files. 11. Apple is a company of _______, whom everyone else is just following like lemmings. 12. This is how the ______ is described on the Dilbert web site: "He wasn't born mean and unscrupulous, he worked hard at it." 13. The web sites crashed because the server was completely horked. 14. The lead programmer threw his hands up in the air and screamed when he saw the 10,000 lines of ______ that management asked him to debug by tomorrow. 15. Kyle's company is so ______ they buy everyone new computers every six months.

16. Read and translate the dialogue:

People often use funny slang and abbreviations in chats and other social situations. Typically, there is a relaxed attitude towards the rules of grammar. The following is a chat transcript between an older grumpy senior developer and a younger intermediate developer. They are discussing a recent hardware acquisition.

*-- The Bunion --*: Did you hear what happened? We had to buy some new hardware last month to run that new killer appthat management thought was so important.

Deadly Avenger: Really? What was wrong with the old hardware?

*-- The Bunion --*: It was too old to be used anymore, apparently. I told them the hardware requirements for the new CRM system BEFORE they bought it. Now they need to upgrade the whole internal network as well.

DeadlyAvenger: What are they gonna upgrade to?

*-- The Bunion --*: You won't believe it. A whole truckload of brand new Dell PowerEdge servers with Intel Xeon processors. And a 10 gbps ethernet connection hooking everything together.

DeadlyAvenger: Cool. That sounds like some real leading edgestuff.

*-- The Bunion --*: Whatever. We could have saved a lot of money by staying on the old software platform. It was good enough to make any CRMgeekhappy.

DeadlyAvenger: Let me get this straight. You're complaining about management buying new hardware? The old hardware was totally EOL.

*-- The Bunion --*: It's such a PHBmove to spend so much on replacing a perfectly functioning CRM platform. The CTO probably read a shiny pamphlet at a trade show in San Francisco, had a few drinks over dinner, and then immediately signed the contract.

DeadlyAvenger: You might be stuck in the past, but the code monkeysin the developer room will besalivating over the new equipment. Now they can rewrite their spaghetti codeinto more object-oriented goodness.

*-- The Bunion --*: I don't mean to be a pita, but I checked out the userreviews of that new release and people say it's fundamentally horked. Newer does not always mean better. It doesn't pay to be anearly adopter.

DeadlyAvenger: That may well be true. I thought maybe we should have hosted the new application in the cloud. That's what all the trendsettersare doing nowadays. And people from remote offices would like that because they would get quickerload times.

*-- The Bunion --*: The cloud? Are you serious? What about security? You are such a fanboyof every new ITfad that comes along.

DeadlyAvenger: At least I am not a troll. You are trying to start aflamewar on the company intranet discussion forum in order to show upper management how much you are trying to save money.

*-- The Bunion --*: Well, we didn't exactly have a great financial year so far. Now the whole IT department will be busy upgrading instead of solving our customers' true needs.

DeadlyAvenger: Admit it. If it were up to you, we'd all still be on mainframes programming COBOL.

*-- The Bunion --*: Hahahaha. Yeah I guess you're right. But saving the company money is the only effective way I know of proving I deserve a raise every year.

DeadlyAvenger: Or you could end up proving that you are a cranky old man and get yourself relocated to the Accounting department ;)

*-- The Bunion --*: Whatever. You guys wouldn't last two weeks without me here!

DeadlyAvenger: Maybe you're right. I gotta go now. Bye.

*-- The Bunion --*: Howdy.

(based on: http://www.english4it.com)

Grumpy – сварливий; hardware acquisition – придбання технічного забезпечення; avenger – месник; truckload – вагон; salivating over – пускати слину; reviews – відгуки; in the cloud – у великій кількості; load times – час завантаження; fad – примха; cranky – примхливий.

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