15. Joyce’s Rolls Royce.

Garage boy: ^What a ^terrible ^\noise?||

Joyce: _/Eh?||

Garage boy: \^sthWHAT A TERRIBLE ^\NOISE? This is the \^fhnoisiest Rolls _\Royce|| I’ve ever _\heard.||

Joyce: It’s ^out of ^\oil.||

Garage boy: Out of ^\oil?|| And ^\look!|| The \water is ₀boiling.|| _\Madam,| \^sthRolls Royce isn’t a \toy.|| Perhaps you’ve spoilt the ^\motor| or even \destroyed it.||

Joyce: How ^\annoying!|| \^fhWhile you’re changing the _\oil|| I’ll \^fhgo and visit my \boyfriend,|| _\Roy.||

16. A mouse in the house.

Mrs.Broun: \^fhI’ve found a ^\mouse.||

Mr.Broun: _/\/Ow!|| You’re \shouting too _\loudly.|| Sit _\down| and don’t _\shout.||

Mrs.Broun: I’ve ^found a _\mouse| in the ^\house.||

Mr.Broun: A _/brown ⁰mouse?||

Mrs.Broun: ^\Yes.|| A רlittle רround ^\mouse.|| It’s ^running ^\around| in the ^\lounge.||

Mr.Broun:_ On the _/ground?||

Mrs.Broun: \||Yes. It’s under the _\couch| _\now.||

Mr.Broun: Well, /^rhget it ^\out.||

Mrs.Broun: ^\How?||

Mr.Broun: \^sthTurn the couch upside _\down.|| ^Get it out _\some_/how.|| We רdon’t רwant a _\mouse in our _/house.|| >Ours| is the \^sthcleanest house in the \town.||

17.Snow in October.

Joan: _\/Joe!|| \Joe!|| _/\/JOE!|| _/Hello!||

Joe: _\/Oh!|| \^fhWhat is _\it,| ₀Joan?||

Joan: \^fhLook out of the \window.||

Joe: \No!|| My _\eyes are ₀closed,| and I’m \^fhgoing to go to _|sleep ₀again.||

Joan: \^fhDon’t go to \sleep, _/Joe.|| \^fhLook at the ^\snow!||

Joe: S/now?|| But it’s only Oc\tober||. ^I _\know there is _\no ₀snow.||

Joan: \^fhCome over to the \window, ₀Joe.||

Joe: You’re \joking, ₀Joan.|| There’s no _\snow.||

Joan: Ok.|| I’ll _put my coat _/on| and _go _/out| and _make a _\snowball| and \throw it at your ₀nose, ₀Joe _/Jones.||

18. A Bearded Mountaineer.

Mr.Lear: \^fhLet’s have a \beer here,| _/dear!||

Mrs.Lear: ^What a \good ₀idea!|| They have ^very \good _/beer here.|| We ^came here _\last year.||

Mr.Lear: The _atmosphere _/here is very _\/clear.||

Mrs.Lear: And it’s \windier then the ₀last ₀year.||

Mr.Lear: Two /beers, ₀please.||

Mrs.Lear: ^\Look, _/dear.|| \^fhLook at that mountain\neer| drinking _\beer||.

Mr.Lear: His _\beard is in his \beer.||

Mrs.Lear: His \/beard| has nearly disap\peared| into his ₀beer.||

Mr.Lear: Sh, _/dear!|| He might _\hear.||

Waiter: Here you /are, ₀sir.|| _\Two ₀beers.||

Mr.Lear: _\Cheers, _/dear!||

Mrs.Lear: ^\Cheers!|| Here’s to the \^fhbearded moun\taineer.||

19. A Pair of Hairbrushes.

M: \^sthI’ve lost two small _\hairbrushes, ₀Clair.|| They’re a \pair.||

C: \^fhHave you looked carefully /everywhere?||

M: _\Yes.|| They’re ^\nowhere _/here.||

C: \^fhHave you looked up/stairs?||

M: _/Yes,| I’ve ^looked _\everywhere,| _/upstairs and _\downstairs.|| They aren’t \anywhere.||

C: _\Hm!|| \^fhAre they /square, ₀Mary?||

M: _\Yes,| they’re square _\hairbrushes.|| Have you \^fhseen them _\anywhere?||

C: \Well,| you’re ^\wearing one of them in your \hair!||

M: ^\Oh!|| Then \^fhwhere’s the _\other one?||

C: It’s over ^\there| under the \chair.||

20. Passports, please.

Officer: _/Passports, ₀please!||

Mr.Tupman: I _\think| I’ve \lost the ₀passports,| _\/Poppy.||

Mrs:Tupman: How _\stupid of you, _/Peter.|| \^fhDidn’t you put them in your /pocket?||

Mr.Tupman: _Here’s a _/pen…a _/pencil…my _/pipe…a post _/card…an _/envelop…a _/stamp…a _\pin…||

Mrs:Tupman: Oh, \^fhstop taking things out of your \pockets.|| Per\^fhhaps you put them in the plastic _\bag.||

Mr.Tupman: _Here’s a news/paper…an _/apple…a _/pear…a plastic _/cup…a _/spoon…some paper _/plates…a piece of pork _/pie…a _\pepper ₀pot…||

Mrs:Tupman: Oh, \^fhstop pulling thing out of the plastic _\bag, _/Peter.|| This \^fhpeople are getting im\patient.||

Mr.Tupman: Well, ^\help me, _\/poppy.||

Mrs:Tupman: We’ve \lost our ₀passports.|| \^fhPerhaps we dropped them on the _\plane.||

Officer: Then \^sthlet the other passengers _\pass ₀please.||

Mr.Tupman: \Poppy, \^fhwhy don’t you ^\help?|| You רaren’t ⁰being very _\helpful.|| \^sthPut the things in the plastic _\bag.||

Officer: Your _\name, _/please.||

Mr:Tupman: _\Tupman.||

Officer: \^fhPlease, go upstairs with this _\policeman, Mr._/Tupman.||