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with a man that’s squat in a ditch, and his head in a dock plant. That’s not the way for to come up to an honest woman, sir – no more it is.”

“I’d live ten years in a ditch, and die in a dock plant,” replied Larry with enthusiasm, “for one sight iv you.”

“And is that what brought you here?” replied she, with a toss of her head. “I purtest some people’s quite overbearing, so they are, and knows no bounds.”

“Stop a minute, most beautiful bayin’ – for one instant minute pay attintion,” exclaimed Mr. Toole, eagerly, for he perceived that she had commenced her retreat. “Tare an’ owns! divine crature, it’s not goin’ you are?”

“I have no notions, good or bad, Mr. Toole,” replied the young lady, with great volubility and dignity, “and no idaya in the wide world for to be standing here prating, and talking, and losing my time with such as you – if my business is neglected, it is not on your back the blame will light. I have my work, and my duty, and my business to mind, and if I do not mind them, no one else will do it for me; and I am astonished and surprised beyant telling, so I am, at the impittence of some people, thinking that the likes of me has nothing else to be doing but listening to them discoorsing in a dirty ditch, and more particular when their conduct has been sich as some people’s that is old enough at any rate to know better.”

The fair handmaiden had now resumed her retreat; so that Larry, having raised himself from his lowly hiding-place, was obliged to follow for some twenty yards before he again came up with her.

“Wait one half second – stop a bit, for the Lord’s sake,” exclaimed he, with most earnest energy.

“Well, wonst for all, Mr. Laurence,” exclaimed Mistress Carey severely, “what is your business with me?”

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“Jist this,” rejoined Larry, with a mysterious wink, and lowering his voice – “a letter to the young mistress from” – here he glanced jealously round, and then bringing himself close beside her, he whispered in her ear – “from Mr. O’Connor – whisht – not a word – into her own hand, mind.”

The young woman took the letter, read the superscription, and forthwith placed it in her bosom, and rearranged her kerchief.

“Never fear – never fear,” said she, “Miss Mary shall have it in half an hour. And how,” added she, maliciously, “is Mr. O’Connor? He is a lovely gentleman, is not he?”

“He’s uncommonly well in health, the Lord be praised,” replied Mr. Toole, with very unaccountable severity.

“Well, for my part,” continued the girl, “I never seen the man yet to put beside him – unless, indeed, the young master may be. He’s a very pretty young man – and so shocking agreeable.”

Mr. Toole nodded a pettish assent, coughed, muttered something to himself, and then inquired when he should come for an answer.

“I’ll have an answer to-morrow morning – maybe this evening,” pursued she; “but do not be coming so close up to the house. Who knows who might be on our backs in an instant here? I’ll walk down whenever I get it to the two mulberries at the old gate; and I’ll go there either in the morning at this hour, or else a little before sup- per-time in the evening.”

Mr. Toole, having gazed rapturously at the object of his tenderest aspirations during the delivery of this address, was at its termination so far transported by his feelings, as absolutely to make a kind of indistinct and flurried attempt to kiss her.

“Well, I purtest, this is overbearing,” exclaimed the virgin; and at the same time bestowing Mr. Toole a sound box on the ear, she tripped lightly toward the house, leaving her admirer a prey to what are usually termed conflicting emotions.

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When Sir Richard returned to his dressing-room at about noon, to prepare for dinner, he had hardly walked to the toilet, and rung for his Italian servant, when a knock was heard at his chamber door, and, in obedience to his summons, Mistress Carey entered.

“Well, Carey,” inquired the baronet, as soon as she had appeared, “do you bring me any news?”

The lady’s-maid closed the door carefully.

“News?” she repeated. “Indeed, but I do, Sir Richard – and bad news, I’m afeard, sir. Mr. O’Connor has written a great long letter to my mistress, if you please, sir.”

“Have you gotten it?” inquired the baronet, quickly.

“Yes, sir,” rejoined she, “safe and sound here in my breast, Sir Richard.”

“Your young mistress has not opened it – or read it?” inquired he. “Oh, dear! Sir Richard, it is after all you said to me only the other day,” rejoined she, in virtuous horror. “I hope I know my place better than to be fetching and carrying notes and letters, and all soarts, unnonst to my master. Don’t I know, sir, very well how that you’re the best judge what’s fitting and what isn’t for the sight of your own precious child? and wouldn’t I be very unnatural, and very hardened and ungrateful, if I was to be making secrets in the family, and if any ill-will or misfortunes was to come out of it? I purtest I never – never would forgive myself – never – no more

I ought – never.”

Here Mistress Carey absolutely wept. “Give me the letter,” said Sir Richard, drily.

The damsel handed it to him; and he, having glanced at the seal and the address, deposited the document safely in a small leathern box which stood upon his toilet, and having locked it safely therein, he turned to the maid, and patting her on the cheek with a smile, he remarked, –

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CHAPTER XV

THE TRAITOR

Upon the day following, O’Connor had not yet received any answer to his letter. He was, however, not a little surprised instead to receive a second visit from young Ashwoode.

“I am very glad, my dear O’Connor,” said the young man as he entered, “to have found you alone. I have been wishing very much for this opportunity, and was half afraid as I came upstairs that I should again have been disappointed. The fact is, I wish much to speak to you upon a subject of great difficulty and delicacy – one in which, however, I naturally feel so strong an interest, that I may speak to you upon it, and freely, too, without impertinence. I allude to your attachment to my sister. Do not imagine, my dear O’Connor, that I am going to lecture you on prudence and all that; and above all, my dear fellow, do not think I want to tax your confidence more deeply than you are willing I should; I know quite enough for all I would suggest; I know the plain fact that you love my sister – I have long known it, and this is enough.”

“Well, sir, what follows?” said O’Connor, dejectedly.

“Do not call me sir – call me friend – fellow – fool – anything you please but that,” replied Ashwoode, kindly; and after a brief pause, he continued: “I need not, and cannot disguise it from you, that I was much opposed to this, and vexed extremely at the girl’s encouragement of what I considered a most imprudent suit. I have, however, learned to think differently – very differently. After all

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my littlenesses and pettishness, for which you must have, if not abhorred, at least despised me from your very heart – after all this, I say, your noble conduct in risking your own life to save my worthless blood is what I never can enough admire, and honour, and thank.” Here he grasped O’Connor’s hand, and shook it warmly. “After this, I tell you, O’Connor, that were there offered to me, on my sister’s behoof, on the one side the most brilliant alliance in wealth and rank that ever ambition dreamed of, and upon the other side this hand of yours, I would, so heaven is my witness, forego every allurement of titles, rank, and riches, and give my sister to you. I have come here, O’Connor, frankly to offer you my aid and advice – to prove to you my sincerity, and, if possible, to realize your wishes.”

O’Connor could hardly believe his senses. Here was the man who, scarcely six days since, he felt assured, would more readily have suffered him to thrust him through the body than consent to his marriage with Mary Ashwoode, now not merely consenting to it, but offering cordially and spontaneously all the assistance in his power towards effecting that very object. Had he heard him aright? One look at his expressive face – the kindly pressure of his hand – everything assured him that he had justly comprehended all that Ashwoode had spoken, and a glow of hope, warmer than had visited him for years, cheered his heart.

“In the meantime,” continued Ashwoode, “I must tell you exactly how matters stand at Morley Court. The Earl of Aspenly, of whom you may have heard, is paying his addresses to my sister.”

“The Earl of Aspenly,” echoed O’Connor, slightly colouring. “I had not heard of this before – she did not name him.”

“Yet she has known it a good while,” returned Ashwoode, with well-affected surprise – “a month, I believe, or more. He’s now at Morley Court, and means to make some stay – are you sure she never mentioned him?”

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“Titled, and, of course, rich,” said O’Connor, scarce hearing the question. “Why should I have heard of this by chance, and from another – why this reserve – this silence?”

“Nay, nay,” replied Henry, “you must not run away with the matter thus. Mary may have forgotten it, or – or not liked to tell you – not cared to give you needless uneasiness.”

“I wish she had – I wish she had – I am – I am, indeed, Ashwoode, very, very unhappy,” said O’Connor, with extreme dejection. “Forgive me – forgive my folly, since folly it seems – I fear I weary you.”

“Well, well, since it seems you have not heard of it,” rejoined Henry, carelessly throwing himself back in his chair, “you may as well learn it now – not that there is any real cause of alarm in the matter, as I shall presently show you, but simply that you may understand the position of the enemy. Lord Aspenly, then, is at present at Morley Court, where he is received as Mary’s lover – observe me, only as her lover – not yet, and I trust never as her accepted lover.”

“Go on – pray go on,” said O’Connor, with suppressed but agonized anxiety.

“Now, though my father is very hot about the match,” resumed his visitor, “it may appear strange enough to you that I never was. There are a few – a very few – advantages in the matter, of course, viewing it merely in its worldly aspect. But Lord Aspenly’s property is a good deal embarrassed, and he is of violently Whig politics and connections, the very thing most hated by my old Tory uncle, Oliver French, whom my father has been anxious to cultivate; besides, the disparity in years is so very great that it is ridiculous – I might almost say indecent – and this even in point of family standing, and indeed of reputation, putting aside every better consideration, is objectionable. I have urged all these things upon my father, and per-

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haps we should not find any insurmountable obstacle there; but the fact is, there is another difficulty, one of which until this morning I never dreamed – the most whimsical difficulty imaginable.” Here the young man raised his eyebrows, and laughed faintly, while he looked upon the floor, and O’Connor, with increasing earnestness, implored him to proceed. “It appears so very absurd and perverse an obstacle,” continued Ashwoode, with a very quizzical expression, “that one does not exactly know how to encounter it – to say the truth, I think that the girl is a little – perhaps the least imaginable degree – taken – dazzled – caught by the notion of being a countess; it’s very natural, you know, but then I would have expected better from her.”

“By heavens, it is impossible!” exclaimed O’Connor, starting to his feet; “I cannot believe it; you must, indeed, my dear Ashwoode, you must have been deceived.”

“Well, then,” rejoined the young man, “I have lost my skill in reading young ladies’ minds – that’s all; but even though I should be right – and never believe me if I am not right – it does not follow that the giddy whim won’t pass away just as suddenly as it came; her most lasting impressions – with, I should hope, one exception – were never very enduring. I have been talking to her for nearly half an hour this morning – laughing with her about Lord Aspenly’s suit, and building castles in the air about what she will and what she won’t do when she’s a countess. But, by the way, how did you let her know that you intend returning to France at the end of this month, only, as she told me, however, for a few weeks? She mentioned it yesterday incidentally. Well, it is a comfort that I hear your secrets, though you won’t entrust them to me. But do not, my dear fellow – do not look so very black – you very much overrate the firmness of women’s minds, and greatly indeed exaggerate that of my sister’s character if you believe that this vexatious

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whim which has entered her giddy pate will remain there longer than a week. The simple fact is that the excitement and bustle of all this has produced an unusual flow of high spirits, which will, of course, subside with the novelty of the occasion. Pshaw! why so cast down? – there is nothing in the matter to surprise one – the caprice of women knows do rule. I tell you I would almost stake my reputation as a prophet, that when this giddy excitement passes away, her feelings will return to their old channel.” O’Connor still paced the room in silence. “Meanwhile,” continued the young man, “if anything occur to you – if I can be useful to you in any way, command me absolutely, and till you see me next, take heart of grace.” He grasped O’Connor’s hand – it was cold as clay; and bidding him farewell, once more took his departure.

“Well,” thought he, as he threw his leg across his high-bred gelding at the inn door, “I have shot the first shaft home.”

And so he had, for the heart at which it was directed, unfenced by suspicion, lay open to his traitorous practices. O’Connor’s letter, an urgent and a touching one, was still unanswered; it never for a moment crossed his mind that it had not reached the hand for which it was intended. The maid who had faithfully delivered all the letters which had passed between them had herself received it; and young Ashwoode had but the moment before mentioned, from his sister’s lips, the subject on which it was written – his meditated departure for France. This, too, it appeared, she had spoken of in the midst of gay and light-hearted trilling, and projects of approaching magnificence and dissipation with his rich and noble rival. Twice since the delivery of that letter had his servant seen Miss Ashwoode’s maid; and in the communicative colloquy which had ensued she had told – no doubt according to well-planned instructions – how gay and unusually merry her mistress was, and how she passed whole hours at her toilet, and the rest of her time in the companionship of

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