Romeo and Juliet

ROMEO AND JULIET

Nor what is mine shall never do thee good: Trust to’t, bethink you; I’ll not be forsworn.

Exit

JULIET

Is there no pity sitting in the clouds, That sees into the bottom of my grief? O, sweet my mother, cast me not away! Delay this marriage for a month, a week; Or, if you do not, make the bridal bed

In that dim monument where Tybalt lies.

LADY CAPULET

Talk not to me, for I’ll not speak a word: Do as thou wilt, for I have done with thee.

Exit

JULIET

O God! – O nurse, how shall this be prevented? My husband is on earth, my faith in heaven; How shall that faith return again to earth, Unless that husband send it me from heaven By leaving earth? comfort me, counsel me.

Alack, alack, that heaven should practise stratagems Upon so soft a subject as myself!

What say’st thou? hast thou not a word of joy? Some comfort, nurse.

Nurse

Faith, here it is.

Romeo is banish’d; and all the world to nothing, That he dares ne’er come back to challenge you;

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Or, if he do, it needs must be by stealth. Then, since the case so stands as now it doth, I think it best you married with the county. O, he’s a lovely gentleman!

Romeo’s a dishclout to him: an eagle, madam, Hath not so green, so quick, so fair an eye

As Paris hath. Beshrew my very heart,

I think you are happy in this second match, For it excels your first: or if it did not,

Your first is dead; or ‘twere as good he were, As living here and you no use of him.

JULIET

Speakest thou from thy heart?

Nurse

And from my soul too;

Or else beshrew them both.

JULIET

Amen!

Nurse

What?

JULIET

Well, thou hast comforted me marvellous much. Go in: and tell my lady I am gone,

Having displeased my father, to Laurence’ cell, To make confession and to be absolved.

Nurse

Marry, I will; and this is wisely done.

Exit

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JULIET

Ancient damnation! O most wicked fiend! Is it more sin to wish me thus forsworn,

Or to dispraise my lord with that same tongue Which she hath praised him with above compare So many thousand times? Go, counsellor;

Thou and my bosom henceforth shall be twain. I’ll to the friar, to know his remedy:

If all else fail, myself have power to die.

Exit

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ACT IV

SCENE I. FRIAR LAURENCE’S CELL.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and PARIS

FRIAR LAURENCE

On Thursday, sir? the time is very short.

PARIS

My father Capulet will have it so;

And I am nothing slow to slack his haste.

FRIAR LAURENCE

You say you do not know the lady’s mind: Uneven is the course, I like it not.

PARIS

Immoderately she weeps for Tybalt’s death, And therefore have I little talk’d of love; For Venus smiles not in a house of tears. Now, sir, her father counts it dangerous

That she doth give her sorrow so much sway, And in his wisdom hastes our marriage,

To stop the inundation of her tears; Which, too much minded by herself alone, May be put from her by society:

Now do you know the reason of this haste.

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ROMEO AND JULIET

FRIAR LAURENCE

[Aside] I would I knew not why it should be slow’d. Look, sir, here comes the lady towards my cell.

Enter JULIET

PARIS

Happily met, my lady and my wife!

JULIET

That may be, sir, when I may be a wife.

PARIS

That may be must be, love, on Thursday next.

JULIET

What must be shall be.

FRIAR LAURENCE

That’s a certain text.

PARIS

Come you to make confession to this father?

JULIET

To answer that, I should confess to you.

PARIS

Do not deny to him that you love me.

JULIET

I will confess to you that I love him.

PARIS

So will ye, I am sure, that you love me.

JULIET

If I do so, it will be of more price,

Being spoke behind your back, than to your face.

PARIS

Poor soul, thy face is much abused with tears.

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JULIET

The tears have got small victory by that; For it was bad enough before their spite.

PARIS

Thou wrong’st it, more than tears, with that report.

JULIET

That is no slander, sir, which is a truth; And what I spake, I spake it to my face.

PARIS

Thy face is mine, and thou hast slander’d it.

JULIET

It may be so, for it is not mine own. Are you at leisure, holy father, now;

Or shall I come to you at evening mass?

FRIAR LAURENCE

My leisure serves me, pensive daughter, now. My lord, we must entreat the time alone.

PARIS

God shield I should disturb devotion! Juliet, on Thursday early will I rouse ye: Till then, adieu; and keep this holy kiss.

Exit

JULIET

O shut the door! and when thou hast done so, Come weep with me; past hope, past cure, past help!

FRIAR LAURENCE

Ah, Juliet, I already know thy grief;

It strains me past the compass of my wits:

I hear thou must, and nothing may prorogue it, On Thursday next be married to this county.

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JULIET

Tell me not, friar, that thou hear’st of this, Unless thou tell me how I may prevent it: If, in thy wisdom, thou canst give no help, Do thou but call my resolution wise,

And with this knife I’ll help it presently.

God join’d my heart and Romeo’s, thou our hands; And ere this hand, by thee to Romeo seal’d,

Shall be the label to another deed,

Or my true heart with treacherous revolt Turn to another, this shall slay them both: Therefore, out of thy long-experienced time, Give me some present counsel, or, behold, ‘Twixt my extremes and me this bloody knife Shall play the umpire, arbitrating that Which the commission of thy years and art Could to no issue of true honour bring.

Be not so long to speak; I long to die,

If what thou speak’st speak not of remedy.

FRIAR LAURENCE

Hold, daughter: I do spy a kind of hope, Which craves as desperate an execution.

As that is desperate which we would prevent. If, rather than to marry County Paris,

Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, Then is it likely thou wilt undertake

A thing like death to chide away this shame, That copest with death himself to scape from it: And, if thou darest, I’ll give thee remedy.

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JULIET

O, bid me leap, rather than marry Paris, From off the battlements of yonder tower; Or walk in thievish ways; or bid me lurk

Where serpents are; chain me with roaring bears; Or shut me nightly in a charnel-house, O’er-cover’d quite with dead men’s rattling bones, With reeky shanks and yellow chapless skulls; Or bid me go into a new-made grave

And hide me with a dead man in his shroud;

Things that, to hear them told, have made me tremble; And I will do it without fear or doubt,

To live an unstain’d wife to my sweet love.

FRIAR LAURENCE

Hold, then; go home, be merry, give consent To marry Paris: Wednesday is to-morrow: To-morrow night look that thou lie alone;

Let not thy nurse lie with thee in thy chamber: Take thou this vial, being then in bed,

And this distilled liquor drink thou off;

When presently through all thy veins shall run A cold and drowsy humour, for no pulse

Shall keep his native progress, but surcease: No warmth, no breath, shall testify thou livest; The roses in thy lips and cheeks shall fade

To paly ashes, thy eyes’ windows fall,

Like death, when he shuts up the day of life; Each part, deprived of supple government, Shall, stiff and stark and cold, appear like death:

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And in this borrow’d likeness of shrunk death Thou shalt continue two and forty hours, And then awake as from a pleasant sleep.

Now, when the bridegroom in the morning comes To rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead: Then, as the manner of our country is,

In thy best robes uncover’d on the bier

Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault Where all the kindred of the Capulets lie.

In the mean time, against thou shalt awake, Shall Romeo by my letters know our drift, And hither shall he come: and he and I Will watch thy waking, and that very night Shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua.

And this shall free thee from this present shame; If no inconstant toy, nor womanish fear,

Abate thy valour in the acting it.

JULIET

Give me, give me! O, tell not me of fear!

FRIAR LAURENCE

Hold; get you gone, be strong and prosperous In this resolve: I’ll send a friar with speed

To Mantua, with my letters to thy lord.

JULIET

Love give me strength! and strength shall help afford. Farewell, dear father!

Exeunt

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SCENE II. HALL IN CAPULET’S HOUSE.

Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, Nurse, and two Servingmen

CAPULET

So many guests invite as here are writ.

Exit First Servant

Sirrah, go hire me twenty cunning cooks.

Second Servant

You shall have none ill, sir; for I’ll try if they can lick their fingers.

CAPULET

How canst thou try them so?

Second Servant

Marry, sir, ‘tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers: therefore he that cannot lick his fingers goes not with me.

CAPULET

Go, be gone.

Exit Second Servant

We shall be much unfurnished for this time. What, is my daughter gone to Friar Laurence?

Nurse

Ay, forsooth.

CAPULET

Well, he may chance to do some good on her: A peevish self-will’d harlotry it is.

Nurse

See where she comes from shrift with merry look.

Enter JULIET

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