- •Т.В.Большакова в.И.Быканова Talk around the clock говорим по-английски весь день
- •Дорогой читатель!
- •Lesson 1 Lesson map
- •3. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •5 . Fill in the gaps using the list of “Useful words and phrases”.
- •6. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.2.
- •7. Translate the following dialogues from Russian into English.
- •8. Listen to the tape and pronounce the letters of the alphabet.
- •9. Listen to the dialogue and fill in the gaps.
- •10. Study the use of to be in the Present Simple.
- •22. The verb to have in the Present Simple.
- •23. Read and listen to the dialogue.
- •24. Translate the dialogue into English.
- •25. Fill in the gaps using the list of Ex.1
- •26. Fill in the gaps with an appropriate form of the verb to have.
- •27. Translate into English.
- •28. Fill in the gaps with the words and phrases from the box.
- •33. Expressing the time:
- •34. Useful words and phrases.
- •35. Study the use of the Present Simple.
- •Lesson 2 Lesson map
- •2. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •3. Fill in the gaps with the phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps. Use words and phrases from ex.1
- •5. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.3.
- •6. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •7. Study the patterns.
- •7.1 Pick out jobs and occupations from “Useful words and phrases” of Lesson 1 and Lesson 2 and put them into the columns according to the pattern.
- •8. Complete the following sentences according to the pattern.
- •Useful words and phrases.
- •9.1 Listen to the job advertising and complete the sentences according to the pattern.
- •9.2. Listen to the story about Nick’s interview. Decide if the following sentences are True or False.
- •10. Study the following sentences in the Past Simple.
- •12. Fill in the gaps with an appropriate form of the verb in the Past Simple.
- •13. Fill in the gaps with the following verbs in an appropriate form using the Past Simple.
- •14. Useful words and phrases.
- •15. Listen to the dialogue and complete the sentences.
- •16. Translate the dialogue into English.
- •17. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of ex.16.
- •18. Useful words and phrases.
- •19. How to say “goodbye”. Listen to the following phrases.
- •20. Read and listen to the dialogue.
- •21. Fill in the gaps with phrases from Ex.19 and from the list of “Useful words and phrases”.
- •22. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •23. Study the following sentences in the Future Simple for forecasts and predictions.
- •24. Fill in the gaps in an appropriate form of the verb in the Future Simple.
- •25. Translate the following sentences into English.
- •Improve your pronunciation skills.
- •26.4 Listen to the tape and repeat the poems.
- •It only doubles trouble,
- •27. Study the resume. Curriculum Vitae (сv)
- •28. Write your own resume according to the pattern of Ex.27.
- •2. Match the headings with the parts of the text
- •Lesson 3 Lesson map
- •Company staff and departments
- •On the way to the company
- •In company Office manager
- •Visitor
- •2. Study the use imperative sentences.
- •3. Transfer these sentences into negative ones.
- •4. Translate into English.
- •5. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •6. Fill in the gaps with the phrases from the box.
- •7. Fill in the gaps with words and expressions from Ex.1.
- •8. Make up your own dialogues according to the patterns of ex.2.
- •9. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •10. Match the departments with their functions.
- •11. Useful words and phrases.
- •12. Fill in the gaps with the phrases from the box.
- •24. Translate into English.
- •25. How to ask questions and give replies.
- •26. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •27. Fill in the gaps with phrases from Ex.25.
- •28. Translate into English.
- •29. Improve your pronunciation skills.
- •Listen to the tape and repeat the poems and tongue-twisters.
- •Study the memo.
- •32. Put the following parts of the memo into the correct order.
- •34. Reading
- •35. Projects
- •2. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •3. Fill in the gaps with the phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with words and expressions from Ex.1.
- •Make up your own dialogues according to the patterns of ex.2.
- •Translate the dialogues into English.
- •Useful words and phrases.
- •Listen to the story of Mr. Barton about his company and complete the sentences according to the pattern.
- •9. Choose the opposites to the following from Ex.7
- •10. Study the use of the Present Perfect Tense.
- •11. Fill in the gaps with an appropriate form of the verb in the Present Perfect.
- •12. Fill in the gaps with an appropriate form of the verb in the Present Perfect or the Past Simple.
- •13. Translate the following sentences into English. !!!!домой!!!!
- •14. Study the use of the Present Perfect Continuous.
- •Match the numbers and their definitions.
- •21. Listen to the tape and write down the given numbers.
- •22. Useful words and phrases for describing trends.
- •23. Identify the type of the diagram.
- •24. Draw your own diagram according to the contents of the presentation.
- •25. Describe the trend of gardening tools production from 2010 to 2015 according to the diagram. !!!!!!домой!!!!!!!
- •26. Improve your pronunciation skills:[ θ ], [ ∫ ], [ s ], [ z ], [ ð ], [ ʒ ].
- •If a thatcher of Thatchwood went to Thatchet a-thaching,
- •28. Reading
- •29. Projects
- •Lesson 5 Lesson map
- •Arranging a meeting
- •Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •3. Fill in the gaps with the phrases from the box.
- •4. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •5. Useful words and phrases.
- •How to start the meeting
- •Speaking about current agenda
- •Moving on to the next item
- •6. Match the beginnings from column a with endings from column b.
- •7. Fill in the gaps with correct prepositions.
- •8. Match the words from column a with their opposites from column b.
- •9. Choose the words from the box which correspond with the following verbs.
- •10. Choose questions from “Useful words and phrases” to the following replies.
- •Translate into English. Домой !!!!!!
- •12. Listen to the tape and fill in the gaps with “Useful words and phrases” according to the pattern.
- •13. Conditionals. The 1st type.
- •14. Fill in the gaps with an appropriate form of the verb.
- •15. Make up conditional sentences using the clues.
- •16. Translate the following sentences into English. Домой!!!!!!!!!
- •17. Speaking over the phone.
- •Office manager
- •18. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •19. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex.17.
- •Translate the following dialogues into English.
- •Study the use of the Future Perfect Tense.
- •Fill in the gaps with an appropriate form of the verb.
- •Open the brackets. Use the Present Simple, Future Simple or Future Perfect Tenses.
- •Translate the following sentences into English.
- •25. Improve your pronunciation skills:[ m ], [ n ], [ ŋ ]
- •I can think of six thin things,
- •27. Reading
- •28. Projects
- •Announcements
- •At the airport
- •At the departure airport
- •On board the plane
- •Passport control
- •At the customs
- •At the luggage terminal
- •Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •3. Fill in the gaps with phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with the words and phrases from Ex.1.
- •Make up your own dialogues according to the patterns of Ex.2.
- •Translate the dialogues into English.
- •Study the use of the Passive Voice in the Present Simple.
- •13. Fill in the gaps with appropriate passive forms in the Present Simple.
- •14. Fill in the gaps with the verbs in the Active or Passive Voice.
- •15. Derive the following sentences from the Active into the Passive Voice.
- •16. Translate the following sentences into English.
- •17. Word building. Prefixes.
- •18. Derive the verbs with prefixes – over and – under.
- •19. Derive the verbs with prefixes – dis, –un, –il, –ir, –im, –in.
- •Prepositions of time.
- •21. Fill in the gaps with the following prepositions: in, at, on, if it is necessary.
- •Translate the following sentences into English.
- •Study the use of the Present Continuous tense.
- •Open the brackets with the Present Continuous forms.
- •Fill in the gaps with the Present Simple or the Present Continuous forms.
- •Translate from Russian into English.
- •Useful words and phrases.
- •How to propose a bargain.
- •How to agree to proposal
- •Ways of disagreement
- •30. Прочтите и прослушайте диалоги.
- •30. Fill in the gaps with phrases from Ex.29.
- •31. Translate the following dialogues into English.
- •Duty of students
- •It is the duty of the student
- •If smarter than his teacher, tact
- •Golden hour
- •Study the e-mail.
- •Translate Svetlana Belova’s answer into English.
- •36.Reading
- •2. Say if these statements are true [t] or false [f]. Correct the false statements.
- •3. Fill in the table with the words from the text relevant to the topic “Travelling by plane. Customs”
- •At the railway station
- •2. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •3. Заполните пропуски фразами из рамки.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex.1
- •5. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.2
- •6. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •7. Match the words in column a with their synonyms in column b.
- •Around the city
- •How to explain the way
- •13. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •14. Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •15. Fill in the gaps with the words and phrases from Ex.12.
- •16. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •17. Listen to the record and fill in the gaps.
- •18. Study the use of the modal verbs.
- •19. Paraphrase the following sentences using modals may (might), can’t, must. Use the first sentence as a pattern.
- •20. Translate the following sentences into English.
- •21. How to express confidence.
- •22. Read and listen to the following dialogues.
- •23. Fill in the gaps with phrases from Ex.21.
- •26. Write an informal letter. Use the topics suggested.
- •27. Improve your pronunciation skills.
- •29. Reading
- •4.50 From Paddington
- •Hotel clerk
- •Clarifying the price
- •Clarifying the terms of staying
- •Payment
- •Seeing the room
- •In the room
- •Checking out
- •Hotel staff
- •2. Read and translate the dialogues.
- •3. Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with the words and phrases from Ex.1.
- •5. Make up your own dialogues according to the patterns of Ex.2.
- •6. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •Study the comparison of adjectives in English.
- •Open the brackets. Use the appropriate forms of adjectives.
- •Translate the following sentences into English.
- •1 4.1. Which hotel would you recommend for an elderly couple, travelling in their car, for newly-weds and for tourists, who want to live in the city centre?
- •Study the degrees of comparison of adverbs. Part I
- •Make up adverbs from adjectives given in the list below. Fill in the table with an appropriate form of an adverb. In some cases it is possible to derive two adverbs.
- •17. Study the degrees of comparison of adverbs. Part II
- •18. Useful words and expressions.
- •19. Open the brackets. Derive degrees of adverbs from the given adjectives.
- •20. Study the use of the Future Simple for spontaneous decisions.
- •21. Choose the right variant.
- •Adler hotels
- •27. Book a single room in the San Diego hotel from September 1st till September 11th. Ask to hold it till 6 o’clock pm on the day of your arrival. Use the fax.
- •28. Improve your pronunciation skills.
- •To a butterfly
- •I’ve watched you now a full half-hour,
- •I know not if you sleep or feed.
- •The tide in the river
- •I saw a shiver
- •30. Reading
- •Irwin Shaw. The Nightwork.
- •1.1 Match the words in the box with the pictures
- •2. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •Fill in the gaps with phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex. 1.
- •5. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.2.
- •6. Translate the following dialogues into English.
- •7. Match the words from column a with those from column b to make pairs.
- •8. Suffixes of adjectives.
- •8.1 Derive adjectives with the following suffixes.
- •9. Study the use of indefinite pronouns some, any, no, every.
- •Open the brackets. Use some, any, no, every.
- •Open the brackets. Use something, anything, nothing, everything.
- •Open the brackets. Use somebody, anybody, nobody, everybody.
- •Translate from Russian into English using some, any, no, every and their derivatives.
- •How to order food at the restaurant. Waiter
- •15. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •16. Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •17. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex.14.
- •18. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.15
- •19. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •20. Fill in the gaps with the following words from the box.
- •21. Listen to the text “Eating out in Britain”. Decide if the following statements are True or False.
- •22. Improve your pronunciation skills.
- •24. Reading
- •During the break
- •It is wonderful/superb. I have never heard such an accomplished performance of
- •1.1 Math the words in the box with the pictures
- •2. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •3. Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex.1
- •5. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.2.
- •6. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •Cinema films
- •Buying tickets
- •Invitation to the cinema
- •Discussing the film
- •11. Match the genre of the film with its interpretation.
- •12. Match the words with their opposites.
- •13. Fill in the gaps with appropriate prepositions.
- •14. Listen to the review for the film and decide if the statements are true (t) or false (f).
- •15. The Present Continuous is also used for planned actions in the future.
- •Write formal invitations.
- •Improve your pronunciation skills.
- •28. Reading
- •Lesson 11 Lesson map
- •Hobbies
- •Reading
- •Automobiles
- •Going in for sports
- •Expressing opinion
- •1.1 Match the words in the box with the pictures.
- •2. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •3. Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex.1
- •5. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex. 2
- •6. Translate the dialogues into English.
- •7. Listen to the text “Healthy hobbies” and match hobbies from the list a-h with skills acquired while doing these hobbies.
- •8.Match the words given in the box with the verbs do, go, play to make pairs.
- •9. Study the use of the Infinitive and the Gerund in English.
- •10. Open the brackets with either gerunds or infinitives.
- •11. Translate the following sentences into English.
- •12. How to express mood and emotions.
- •Annoyance and anger
- •Expressing surprise
- •13. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •14. Fill in the gaps with phrases from Ex.12.
- •22. Write your own variant. Use the following words and phrases.
- •24. Reading
- •Lesson 12 Lesson map
- •Television
- •2. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •3. Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with the phrases from Ex. 1.
- •5. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex. 2.
- •6. Translate the following dialogues from Russian into English.
- •Useful words and phrases. Newspapers
- •On newspaper page
- •Listen to the text and complete the following sentences with the right variant.
- •Fill in the appropriate word.
- •Match the words in columns to make pairs.
- •Fill in the gaps with appropriate prepositions.
- •Study the use of the Passive Voice in the Past Simple, the Future Simple and the Present Perfect .
- •Negative sentences
- •Interrogative sentences
- •Fill in the gaps with appropriate forms of the verbs in the Passive Voice( the Present Simple, the Past Simple, the Future Simple, the Present Perfect).
- •Translate from Russian into English.
- •16. Translate from Russian into English.
- •17. Clipped words.
- •18. What do these acronyms and clipped forms stand for?
- •19. Match the shortened forms in column a with their full forms in column b.
- •20. Abbreviations in e-mail messages.
- •21. How to give advice.
- •Agreement
- •Disagreement
- •Expressing doubt
- •22. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •23. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex. 14.
- •24. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.15.
- •25. Improve your pronunciation skills.
- •27. Reading
- •Lesson 13 Lesson map
- •Parts of body
- •Symptoms and illnesses
- •Diagnosis and treatment
- •Medicines
- •At the dentist’s
- •I dentify healthy food and fast food. Do you ever eat fast food? If yes, how often?
- •Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex.1.
- •Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.2.
- •Translate the following dialogues into English.
- •7. Useful words and phrases.
- •Exercise
- •8. Listen to the four dialogues and complete the following statements.
- •9. Answer the following questions about healthy eating.
- •10. Study the functions of should and must.
- •11. Fill in the gaps with should or mustn’t.
- •12. Translate the following sentences from Russian into English.
- •13. How to express empathy. Concern
- •Encouragement and empathy
- •14. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •15. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex. 13.
- •16. Express encouragement and empathy for the following.
- •17. Study the use of unreal conditions (Type 2).
- •18. Open the brackets. Use the forms of second type conditionals.
- •19. Use given sentences to make up second type conditionals according to the pattern.
- •20. Open the brackets. Use the forms of first and second type conditionals.
- •21. Read and listen to the following poem. Pay attention to the use of second type conditionals here.
- •If the zebra were given the spots of the leopard
- •It would be very funny, if the ears of the bunny
- •23. Reading
- •Lesson 14 Lesson map
- •Money and payment
- •In the bank
- •Shop assistant
- •Customer
- •1.1 Match the words from the box with the pictures
- •Read and listen to the dialogues..
- •Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex.1
- •5. Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.2
- •6. Translate the following dialogues into English.
- •7. Match the words to make pairs.
- •8. Listen to the tape and match the speakers with the shops they visited and the reasons for visiting.
- •9. Speak about your shopping preferences ( supermarkets, shopping centers, round the corner shops or on the Internet) and explain your choice.
- •10. Study the use of much, many, little, few, a lot.
- •11. Fill in the gaps with an appropriate form of to be.
- •12. Fill in the gaps with many, (a) little, (a) few, a lot.
- •13. Match the beginnings and endings to make up sentences.
- •14. How to express approval and disapproval.
- •15. Read and listen to the following dialogues.
- •16. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex.14.
- •17. Translate the following dialogues into English.
- •18. Study the use of the Past Perfect.
- •19. Open the brackets. Use the Past Perfect or the Past Simple Tenses.
- •20. Translate the following sentences into English.
- •21. Read and listen to the poem.
- •23. Reading
- •How to shop
- •Lesson 15 Lesson map
- •Accommodation rent
- •Rooms and conveniences
- •Appliances and furniture
- •Doing housework
- •Speaking about home
- •1.1 Match the words in the box with the pictures
- •Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •3. Fill in the gaps with the following phrases from the box.
- •4. Fill in the gaps with words and phrases from Ex.1
- •Make up your own dialogues according to the pattern of Ex.2.
- •Translate the following dialogues into English.
- •Translate the following words and phrases into English.
- •Match the words in column a with the words in column b.
- •Listen to the text. Decide if the following statements are true (t) or false (f).
- •10. Describe your flat or room. Use words and phrases from Ex.1.
- •11. Comment the following saying: “Men make houses, women make homes”
- •12. Study the use of the Past Continuous Tense.
- •13. Open the brackets using the Past Continuous Tense.
- •14. Fill in the gaps with an appropriate form of the verb (the Past Continuous or the Past Simple Tense).
- •15. Translate the following sentences into English.
- •16. How to express the compliment, delight and wishes.
- •17. Read and listen to the dialogues.
- •18. Complete the following dialogues.
- •19. Translate the following dialogues into English.
- •20. Writing congratulations.
- •21. Congratulate your friend on a) Christmas and the New Year b) the birthday
- •22. Read and listen to the poem.
- •24. Reading
- •Теперь Вы умеете
- •Tapescripts Lesson 1
- •Lesson 2
- •9.1. Listen to the text and finish the sentences in the course book.
- •9.2. Listen to the text and mark if the sentences are True or False.
- •Lesson 4
- •Lesson 5
- •Lesson 6
- •Lesson 7
- •17. Listen and fill in the gaps.
- •27. Listen to the words and put them into the columns
- •Lesson 8
- •Lesson 9
- •21. Listen to the text and do the exercise.
- •22.Listen to the words and put them into the columns.
- •Lesson 10
- •15. Listen to the dialogue and mark the following sentences as True or False.
- •26. Listen to the words and put them into the columns.
- •Lesson 11
- •7. Listen to the text “Healthy hobbies” and do the task.
- •Lesson 12
- •8. Listen to the text and fill in the gaps.
- •24. Listen and repeat
- •Lesson 13
- •8. Listen to the dialogues and complete the statements.
- •Lesson 14
- •Lesson 15
- •9. Listen to the text and do the task.
Improve your pronunciation skills.
26. Mind long and short vowels in English language.
26.1 Listen to the tape and put the words into the columns according to the pattern of pronunciation of the vowels (long or short) :
Listen to the tape and put the words into the right column.
[ Λ] и [ a: ]
[ Λ ] |
[ a: ] |
company |
marketing |
26.2 Listen to the tape and put the words into the right column.
[ æ ] и [ e ]
-
[æ ]
[ e ]
applicant
flexible
26.3 Suffix -er/or in jobs and occupations is pronounced as [ ə ]. It is commonly used in a non-stressed position.
Listen to the tape and repeat the words.
Broker, doctor, driver, engineer, manager, lawyer, programmer, developer, free lancer, supervisor, PR officer, designer, customer, promotion, career, production, advertisement
26.4 Listen to the tape and repeat the poems.
Never trouble trouble
Till trouble troubles you.
It only doubles trouble,
And troubles others too.
***
A big black bug bit a big black bear,
A big black bear bit a big black bug.
27. Study the resume. Curriculum Vitae (сv)
Personal details
Mary Stewart
15 Hanley Street
Stockport SI2 6LK
England
Phone 0132 567 8894
E-mail: marscot@brittania.net
Education (Qualifications)
graduated from the University of Manchester with an Honours Degree in
Sales Management
Oakridge School, Stockport
A levels in Science, French and Geography
Professional Experience (Employment History)
2007-present Simco Group, Manchester
Advising on internet marketing strategies. Organizing direct mail advertising and
promos. Responsible for finding new clients in Northumberland and
Scotland.
Other skills
IT MS Office Professional 2007 and Windows Vista
Languages Fluent in French
Additional Driving license (car)
Personal Interest (Activities)
Alpine skiing
Jazz
References
Professor James Clarke, University of Manchester
Brenda Fleming, vice president of Simco Group
28. Write your own resume according to the pattern of Ex.27.
29. Pre-reading task
1. Make a presentation about the life and works of Arthur Conan Doyle.
2. Read the text.
3. Watch the corresponding episode from the film “The Red Headed League”
4. Compare your impressions from the film and from the text.
5. Discuss your impressions with your friend.
6. If you haven’t read the novel yet, try to guess what’s wrong with the advertised position.
Reading
1. Read the text again.
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. The Red Headed League
[ 1 ]
I took the paper from him and read as follows: -
“To the Red-Headed League. – On account of the bequest of the late Ezekiah Hopkins, of Lebanon, Penn., U.S.A., there is now another vacancy open which entitles a member of the League to a salary of four pounds a week for purely nominal services. All red-headed men who are sound in body and mind, and above the age of twenty-one years, are eligible. Apply in person on Monday, at eleven o’clock, to Duncan Ross, at the offices of the League, 7 Pope’s Court, Fleet Street.”
“What on earth does this mean?” I ejaculated, after I had twice read over the extraordinary announcement. Holmes chuckled, and wriggled in his chair, as was his habit when in high spirits. “It is a little off the beaten track, isn’t it?” said he. “And now, Mr. Wilson, off you go at scratch, and tell us about yourself, your household, and the effect which this advertisement had upon your fortunes. You will first make a note, Doctor, of the paper and the date.”
“It is The Morning Chronicle, of April 27, 1890. Just two months ago.”
“Very good. Now, Mr. Wilson?”
[ 2 ]
“There was nothing in the office but a couple of wooden chairs and a deal table, behind which sat a small man, with a head that was even redder than mine. He said a few words to each candidate as he came up, and then he always managed to find some fault in them which would disqualify them. Getting a vacancy did not seem to be such a very easy matter after all. However, when our turn came, the little man was more favorable to me than to any of the others, and he closed the door as we entered, so that he might have a private word with us.
“ ‘This is Mr. Jabez Wilson,’ said my assistant,’ and he is willing to fill a vacancy in the League.”
“And he is admirably suited for it,’ the other answered. ‘He has every requirement. I cannot recall when I have seen anything so fine.’ He took a step backwards, cocked his head on one side, and gazed at my hair until I felt quite bashful. Then suddenly he plunged forward, wrung my hand, and congratulated me warmly on my success.”
[ 3 ]
“ ‘It would be injustice to hesitate,’ said he. ‘You will, however, I am sure, excuse me for taking an obvious precaution.’ With that he seized my hair in both his hands, and tugged until I yelled with the pain. ‘There is water in your eyes,’ said he, as he released me. ‘I perceive that all is as it should be. But we have to be careful, for we have twice been deceived by wigs and once by paint. I could tell you tales of cobbler’s wax which would disgust you with human nature.’ He stepped over to the window, and shouted through it at the top of his voice that the vacancy was filled. A groan of disappointment came up from below, and the folk all trooped away in different directions, until there was not a red head to be seen except my own and that of the manager.
“ ‘My name,’ said he,’ is Mr. Duncan Ross, and I am myself one of the pensioners upon the fund left by our noble benefactor. Are you a married man, Mr. Wilson? Have you a family?’
“I answered that I had not.
“His face fell immediately.
“ ‘Dear me!’ he said gravely, ‘that is very serious indeed! I am sorry to hear you say that. The fund was, of course, for the propagation and spread of the red-heads as well as for their maintenance. It is exceedingly unfortunate that you should be a bachelor.”
“My face lengthened at this, Mr. Holmes, for I thought that I was not to have the vacancy after all; but after thinking it over for a few minutes, he said that it would be all right.
“’In the case of another,’ said he, ’the objection might be fatal, but we must stretch a point in favour of a man with such a head of hair as yours. When shall you be able to enter upon your new duties?’
“Well, it is a little awkward, for I have a business already,’ said I.
“’Oh, never mind about that, Mr. Wilson!’ said Vincent Spaulding. ‘I shall be able to look after that for you.’
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“’What would be the hours?’ I asked.
“’Ten to two.’
“Now a pawnbroker’s business is mostly done of an evening, Mr. Holmes, especially Thursday and Friday evening, which is just before pay-day; so it would suit me very well to earn a little in the mornings. Besides, I knew that my assistant was a good man, and that he would see to anything that turned up.
“’That would suit me very well,’ said I. ‘And the pay?’
“’Is four pounds a week.”
“’And the work?’
“’Is purely nominal.’
“’What do you call purely nominal?’
“’Well, you have to be in the office, or at least in the building, the whole time. If you leave, you forfeit your whole position for ever. The will is very clear upon that point. You don’t comply with the conditions if you budge from the office during that time.’
“’It’s only four hours a day, and I should not think of leaving,’ said I.
“’No excuse will avail,’ said Mr. Duncan Ross, ‘neither sickness, nor business, nor anything else. ‘There you must stay, or you lose your billet.’
“’And the work?’
“’Is to copy out the Encyclopedia Britannica. There is the first volume of it in that press. You must find your own ink, pens, and blotting-paper, but we provide this table and chair. Will you be ready to-morrow?’
“’Certainly,’ I answered.
“’Than, good-bye, Mr. Jabez Wilson, and let me congratulate you once more on the important position which you have been fortunate enough to gain.’ He bowed me out of the room, and I went home with my assistant, hardly knowing what to say or do, I was so pleased at my own good fortune.
“’Well, I thought over the matter all day, and by evening I was in low spirits again; for I had quite persuaded myself that the whole affair must be some great hoax or fraud, thought what its object might be I could not imagine. It seemed altogether past belief that anyone could make such a will, or that they would pay such a sum for doing anything so simple as copying out the Encyclopedia Britannica. Vincent Spaulding did what he could to cheer me up, but by bedtime I had reasoned myself out of the whole thing. However, in the morning I determined to have a look at it anyhow, so I bought a penny bottle of ink, and with a quill pen, and seven sheets of foolscap paper, I started off for Pope’s Court.