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What people really want for their birthday

It was my birthday recently and as usual I didn’t get what I really wanted. I usually get a bunch of flowers, a cookery book, a box of chocolate and electronic gadgets. My family always ask me what I want, and I always tell them the same thing – I want a surprise. So this year I got flowers, a cookery book, chocolates and gadgets.

Flowers are lovely but they hardly ever last for more than a week, and a real present is something you can keep. I always look for the diamond ring hidden in the flowers, but it’s never there.

Cookery books are boring, and I hate getting chocolates because I’m usually on a diet.

But gadgets are the worst. Most women are not interested in gadgets. Men buy gadgets for women because men love gadgets.

But women are sensitive and intuitive so they always know the right thing to buy. Right? Wrong.

The big mistake that women make is that they usually buy clothes. They buy clothes because they like them and they want other people to wear the clothes they like. “You always wear dark colours, and I want to change you, so I’m going to buy you a brightly coloured tie or a pair of Mickey Mouse socks.”

This is a big mistake. Men don’t usually want brightly coloured ties or silly socks. The word to remember when you’re buying a present for a male is gadgets. Men like anything digital, electronic and fun.

For his last birthday, I gave my husband a small torch and a Swiss army knife. He was overjoyed.

It’s very simple. You can’t go wrong if you always remember the j word for women ( that’s j

for jewellery and the G word for men.

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Nightmare jobs.

Polly: a vet What’s the worst thing that has ever happened in your job?

Probably the dog that bit me. It wasn’t a big one – I don’t mind the big ones. The small ones are the worst. It gave me a very nasty bite.

Have you ever done any other jobs?

Yes, I did various jobs when I was a student. One summer I did fruit-picking in France, Spain and Greece.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever done?

I worked as an au pair for a rich family in New York. I never had a day off and I had to do everything – cooking, cleaning, shopping – and look after their children. I left after two weeks and managed to get a job as a waiter in an Italian restaurant.

Leo: an actor What ’s the worst thing that’s ever happened in your job?

So many bad things have happened – but I think my worst moment was when I read my first bad review in the newspaper. They wrote terrible things about me, and I was so upset. Now I don’t read my reviews any more.

Have you ever done any other jobs?

Oh yes, it’s hard to make a living as an actor. So I’ve done lots of part- time jobs over the years. For example, I’ve worked in a shop, sold ice cream on the beach and handed out publicity flyers in the street.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever done?

The worst job I’ve ever done was an egg- packing factory. Working conditions are terrible – you stand for hours at the end of a conveyor belt, putting eggs into boxes. You can’t have a break, and if you want to go to the toilet, you have to ask for a permission. And worst of all, the smell was disgusting – I’ve never eaten an egg since then.

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