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Baseball's Hot Dogs
Jim Kaplan
Baseball, the game of inches, requires precision performance and intense concentration.
Do grandstanding arid posturing constitute unfair psychological interference? In this definition of hot-dogging, Jim Kaplan presents some expert opinions on the question.
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imperturbable not easily disturbed |
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repertoire collection of dramatic skills |
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H,. ere's Rickey Henderson at the plate. Taking forever to situate him- |
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self in the batter's box, the New York Yankees outfielder crouches low |
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and extends a shy left foot, like a man inching into a cold swimming |
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pool. A pitch arrives on the inside corner. Henderson twists away and |
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then looks shocked when the umpire calls it a strike. Finally, Rickey |
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sees a pitch he likes and rides it out of the park. |
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Now the real fun begins. Playing shamelessly to the crowd and cam- |
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era, Henderson chucks his bat high over his head, ambles to first by |
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way of the Yankee dugout, lowers his head and proceeds around the |
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bases in an endless, mock-serious trot. The fans love it. The opponents |
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Henderson is baseball's foremost "hot dog"—and his repertoire is 3 so varied and controversial that his employers have actually put pressure on him to modify his style. This spring, the Yankees proposed banning Henderson's famous "snatch," a one-handed catch in which he snaps his glove down like a teacher scrawling a semicircle on a blackboard and finishes with it pressed to his heart.
"They said, 'Rickey, the only snatch you can make is the last out 4 of the World Series/" explained Henderson, adding that he thought he could still get away with it on occasion. "I want to show I can do more than catch. I want to show I can catch. To me, the snatch isn't hot-dogging; it's style. People say I'm a hot dog. What is a hot dog?"
Good question. "A hot dog is someone whose actions put down 5 someone on another team," says Doug DeCinces, the former majorleague third baseman now playing for Tokyo's Yakult Swallows.
"Hot-dogging is unnecessarily calling attention to yourself," adds 6 Roy Smalley, the well traveled former American League infielder.
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But there's another point of view: that hot-dogging is flair and zest, 7 the very ingredients that make baseball so entertaining on the air or in person. Hot dogs contribute to baseball science, strategy and style. Some hot dogs show off; others motivate themselves; still others intimidate the opposition; most are entertaining.
Henderson may qualify on every count. "I never try to put anyone 8 down," he says. "I take my time getting into the box because I'm thinking of the pitches I'm going to get." But he knows only too well the effect his apparent stalling has. Even as imperturbable a pitching pro as the now-retired Tom Seaver got so flustered that he had to turn his back on the mound until Henderson had set himself to hit.
"Rickey has always played with flair," says Milwaukee manager 9 Tom Trebelhorn, who handled Henderson in the minors. "When he played for me, he drove the other side crazy. Now he drives me crazy."
National League managers echo those sentiments about the San 10 Francisco Giants' Jeffrey "Hac-Man" Leonard, who showcased his trademark "flap down" home-run trot (one arm pinned to his side) four times during the 1987 League Championship Series.
"[One flap down] is entertaining, a guy having fun," the unflappa11 ble Leonard has told reporters. "Anything that provides energy gets me up. Like Muhammad Ali, we'll bring out the best in our opponents, and that'll make us better."
Oh, there are many kinds of baseball hot dogs—kosher and other12 wise. Cleveland's Mel Hall used to round the bases with a batting glove in each back pocket arranged to flap "bye-bye." He has since contained his act. But there's no containing Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd, the Boston Red Sox pitcher who celebrates good fortune by variously high-fiving and low-fiving teammates, waving to the crowd, doing clenched-fist "out" calls and Michael Jackson struts, and snapping his fingers as he walks off the mound.
Oil Can (the nickname is Mississippi slang for beer can) grew up 13 playing with older men who had starred in the Negro leagues. "I had
a lead-off hitter who drag-bunted with the bat behind his back," says Boyd. "My fielders would turn [the double play] by throwing the ball between their legs. A first baseman named Bud Moore said to throw to him in the dirt so he could pick it and look good. When I punched [struck] a guy out, I'd say, 'Get outta here—next guy up.' To hot-dog was the way to play."
TV may be the biggest boon to hot-dogging since the invention of 14 mustard. Midway through the 1982 World Series, St. Louis pitcher Joaquin Andujar was struck on the leg by a line drive and carried off in apparent agony. NBC sportscaster Bob Costas raced down to the
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dugout expecting to report on a broken leg. The Cardinals made faces and winked at him. "Television time," they were saying. Sure enough, Andujar returned to pitch and win the final game.
"These days there are fewer characters but more character-acting," 15 says Costas. "You can almost choreograph your own moment, and the camera will do the rest."
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Questions About the Reading
1.What is a hot dog? Fashion your own definition, based on the essay and your personal opinions.
2.What is the difference between catching and catching (paragraph 4)? Why does Henderson want to show that he can catch?
3.What do you think the writer's opinion of hot-dogging is? Does he offer any conclusions about it?
Questions About the Writer's Strategies
1. What two similes does the writer use in his description of Henderson?
2.Identify the subjective elements in this essay.
3.What primary mode does the writer use to develop his definition?
4.What is the tone of the essay? What type of audience do you think the essay is aimed at?
Writing Assignments
1.Write an essay in which you define some other behavior in which people use different styles or about which they have various opinions, like flirting, arguing, dancing, or even walking. Try to talk to people about the behavior and use dialogue in your definition, as Kaplan does.
2.Write an essay defining the term essay. (Put this book aside and don't refer to it for help in composing your definition.)
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Defining Success
Michael Korda
Michael Korda has written several books with the intention of helping people get the most out of their work and their lives. The titles of his books tell you exactly what he has in mind for you—Power! and Success! But before he can tell you (as the subtitle of his first book puts it) "how to get it, how to use it," he wants to be sure you understand what it is. In the first chapter of Success! he presents this controversial definition.
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conglomerate a business corporation made up of many different companies
degenerate decrease in quality or size grandiose large, great
relative determined in relation to something else superseded taken over, replaced
unethical lacking in honesty or principles
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. cess is relative; not everybody wants to put together a four-billion-dol- lar conglomerate, or become President of the United States, or win the Nobel Peace Prize. It is usually a mistake to begin with such grandiose ambitions, which tend to degenerate into lazy daydreams. The best way to succeed is to begin with a reasonably realistic goal and attain it, rather than aiming at something so far beyond your reach that you are bound to fail, it's also important to make a habit of succeeding, and the easiest way to start is to succeed at something, however small, every day, gradually increasing the level of your ambitions and achievements like a runner in training, who begins with short distances and works up to Olympic levels.
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tination. Your goals may change during the course of that journey, and |
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your original ambitions may be superseded by different, larger ones. |
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Success will certainly bring you the material things you want, and a |
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good, healthy appetite for the comforts and luxuries of life is an excel- |
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lent road to success, but basically you'll know you have reached your |
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goal when you have gone that one step further, in wealth, fame or |
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achievement, than you ever dreamed was possible. |
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How you become a success is, of course, your business. Morality has |
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to be dishonest, brutal or unethical in order to succeed, but a great many dishonest, brutal or unethical people in fact do succeed. You'd better be prepared for the fact that success is seldom won without some tough infighting along the way. A lot depends on your profession, of course. There is a great deal of difference between setting out to become a success in a Mafia family and trying to become vice president of a bank, but the differences simply consist of contrasting social customs and of what is the appropriate way to get ahead in a given profession or business. Whether you're hoping to take over a numbers game or an executive desk, you have to make the right moves for your circumstances. In the former example, you might have to kill someone; in the latter, you might only have to find ways of making your rivals look foolish or inefficient. In either case, you have to accept the rules of the game and play to win, or find some other game. This is a book about success, after all, not morality. The field you go into is your choice, but whatever it is, you're better off at the top of it than at the bottom.
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Questions About the Reading
1.What does the writer say is the best way to succeed?
2.What does the writer mean when he says to "think of success as a journey, an adventure, not a specific destination"? Does this sentence in any way contradict what he says is the best way to succeed?
3.What does Korda mean by his statement "Morality has very little
to do with success"?
4. What does Korda suggest you do if you have to violate your moral standards to achieve success in your field?
Questions About the Writer's Strategies
1. Does the writer actually define success? If so, identify the sentenced) in which he does so.
2.What is the main idea (thesis) of the essay?
3.What are the tone and point of view of the essay? Why should we consider the writer an authority on success?
4.Do you believe that how a person becomes a success is that person's business only? Why or why not?
Writing Assignments
1. Korda focuses on success in terms of people's professions, but people can be professional successes and personal failures. Write an essay in which you define success in terms of a person's life.
2.Write an essay in which you define one of the following terms: competition, cooperation, or ambition. Give several examples. Develop a paragraph for each example.
3.Write an essay defining morality. Use whatever modes of development seem appropriate.